Chapter 1896 Playing cards out of common sense
"Brother Long, after you take this medicine, there won't be any side effects, right? This is your own sister, it shouldn't poison people, right?"
Miyayoshi picked up the bottle of neutered Nine Palace Pills, put it on his nose and smelled it, but there was no taste. And one is the same size as peanuts, white transparent and elastic, like a spicy.
"Of course this is not poison, will I give poison to my sister? What a joke! Don't worry, this is for abortion, it is much more awesome than the painless abortion in the hospital outside! If you don't believe it, you can try it yourself. By the way, Gongji, don't you really say that you love my sister very much? Then do you dare to swallow a pill on your stomach? If you swallow it, then I believe that you really love my sister!"
Jiang Xuelong has tried it himself, and it is true that he will not poison people, but he will only pull it.
Seeing that Gong Guitar seemed to be very interested in Jiang Xuelong, Jiang Xuelong's mind suddenly flashed a spiritual light, and he said provocatively to Gong Ji.
"Love, of course I love Sister Ling's wife very much! Don't say it's just a sterilized Nine Palace Pill, even if it's poison, I dare to swallow it." But I doubt how deep your feelings are for your sister, Brother Long, why don't we swallow it together? Do you dare? If you want Brother Long to swallow it too, then I believe that this neutered Nine Palace Pill is not poisonous!"
Gong Ji held a pill in his hand and asked Jiang Xuelong in turn. Wouldn't he swallow it as soon as he said it? Miyayoshi also believed that it would not be some kind of poison, but the name of this pill was not a good thing when it was heard.
"I don't dare? If I swallow it, Miyayoshi will swallow it too? Come on! Then let's swallow it together, let's count one, two, three! Come on! Swallow!"
Jiang Xuelong was afraid that Gong Ji would have an excuse, so he changed his mind and refused to swallow the pill, so he also picked up a pill, put it to his mouth and said, forming a confrontation with Gong Ji.
Jiang Xuelong thought to himself, don't you want to kill Gong Ji now, you damn it? When you swallow it, you will know that it is powerful! Pull you to death! Hehe!
"Come on!one!two!three!swallow!"
Gong Ji is naturally not empty, if this uncle is willing to swallow it, then Gong Ji will definitely accompany him.
Jiang Xuelong stared at the pill in Gong Ji's hand, and Gong Ji also stared at the pill in Jiang Xuelong's hand, almost at the same time as putting it in his mouth!
"Here, for the sake of fairness, we must have another glass of water!"
Jiang Xuelong saw it very clearly, Gong Ji put the pill in his mouth, but whether Gong Ji swallowed it or not, Jiang Xuelong was very skeptical. And Jiang Xuelong didn't swallow it, the fear of his legs being weak just now didn't dissipate in his heart, how dare he do it again?
Jiang Xuelong used an extremely fast technique, and the pill just flickered past his mouth, but it was actually not put into his mouth. Jiang Xuelong was very confident in his own technique, and he also believed in his eyes, and he did see that Gong Ji was putting the pill in his mouth. However, Jiang Xuelong also absolutely believed that the palace guitar must still be swallowed, so Jiang Xuelong proposed to drink a glass of water together, and he could hold it if he didn't believe that the palace guitar could still be swallowed.
"Yes, I'll pour water for you, Brother Long......" Gong Ji smiled slightly, Jiang Xuelong's technique was useless no matter how fast he was, it was impossible to escape Gong Ji's eyes. What's more, Jiang Xuelong's method is really bad for a gambling god, and Gong Ji can't bear to expose him!
"Wait a minute! Let me pour water...... Miyayoshi, sit down, don't move, come, drink! Now I suspect that Miyayoshi, you didn't really swallow it, you follow my example and drink this glass of water! Hurry up, don't play tricks!"
Jiang Xuelong was very cautious, not giving Gong Ji any chance to spit out the pill, and quickly picked up the kettle on the coffee table and poured a glass of water for Gong Ji and himself, and also sent it to Gong Ji's hand intimately.
Jiang Xuelong drank a glass of water in one gulp, raised his neck, made a gargling motion, and then swallowed the water again.
Miyayoshi smiled and did the same. This uncle is quite cautious, but unfortunately his eyesight is a little worse.
"Haha...... Miyayoshi, have you swallowed it? It should be soon, and you will feel it! I'll give you a suggestion, run to the toilet and sit down! While you still have a little strength, prepare more toilet paper! Don't understand? Soon you will understand!"
Jiang Xuelong saw that Gong Ji swallowed a glass of water, and breathed a sigh of relief, and finally it was done. Happy, I finally succeeded in teaching this kid Miyayoshi.
"Take the toilet, Brother Long, do you mean that you will have diarrhea after taking this pill? Then don't you want to have diarrhea too? It's just diarrhea together, what are you happy about?"
Gong Ji was secretly a little depressed, how much this eldest brother hated himself, he was so happy to see him laughing, right?
"Haha! Gong Ji, do you think I have such an idiot as you? I knew that this neutered Jiugong Pill would have diarrhea after eating it, so I was stupid to eat it! I am very sorry to tell you the unfortunate news, my pill is here, I didn't swallow it! Haha! Gong Ji, you can't think of it, right? Now, Gong Ji, are you desperate? Haha......
Jiang Xuelong didn't hide it either, took out the neutered Nine Palace Pill that he had hidden in his palm and put it on the table.
Jiang Xuelong laughed with a pig-like voice, and everyone lay on the sofa.
"Son, you did a stupid thing for a day, and finally did a good deed! This technique is good, I don't even see it clearly!" Jiang Fengqiao was also very happy, he didn't have a chance to kick the bastard Gong Ji to death, let him pull him half to death, that could be regarded as a bad breath for him.
"Oh? I really didn't expect it, I thought that when you just poured me water, Brother Long, you would put your pill into my cup! Hehe, I didn't expect Brother Long that you are an honest person, but I was suspicious. ”
Gong Ji saw Jiang Xuelong smiling so happily, and when he was almost smiling, Gong Ji said.
"Uh? What do you mean? Miyayoshi, when are you going to change my glass of water? Even if you do, it's useless, I don't even plan to throw pills in the water...... Huh? My stomach is ...... How could it be ......"
Jiang Xuelong's smile suddenly froze, only to find that Gong Ji's expression was as usual, not panicked at all, but his stomach suddenly had a colic. An ominous thought arises, so familiar, or that familiar, erupting mudslide.
"I didn't swallow that pill, I threw it into the glass of water you just drunk, Brother Long. According to the rules, it should be Brother Long who put the pill into my glass of water, and we swallowed it together...... It's just that I didn't expect that Brother Long, you didn't play cards according to common sense...... Hey, Brother Long, where are you going? There's a bathroom on the first floor......"
Gong Ji smiled, this uncle is still too honest. But there is a stupid blessing, if he wants to give Miyayoshi the underwater medicine when he pours the water, then what he eats now is two pills, and the effect of the medicine will be doubled and more exciting.
"Hmph! It's really a show...... I, Jiang Fengqiao, am famous, how could I give birth to such a waste son?"
Jiang Fengqiao watched his son holding the chrysanthemum in his hand, running away, and angrily pounding the sofa.