603, fleeing early in the morning (1/3 asking for subscription)
The next day, Tang Shuang got up very early, wanted to slip away, and never went home less than midnight today!
Brother Sanjian woke up and thought that he was pitted by the sun and villain at home yesterday, and he didn't know how to feel, whether he was going to be mad. Although it has little to do with Tang Shuang, it is impossible to say, after all, the wine is what he respects, although the last straw is the cup of candy that makes a sip, but Brother Sanjian was already dizzy at that time, maybe he thought it was the wine he persuaded him, so, just in case, it is better to slip away first.
But he was naΓ―ve, and there was someone more clever than him. When Tang Shuang got up, he found a little pig lying in his arms, holding his waist with both hands, what was going on? He thought about it, and then remembered that after falling asleep last night, it seemed that a little pig had climbed into his bed, he was so sleepy that he saw that it was candy in a daze, and then he fell asleep, and then he felt someone pull his ears, pinch his face, and stretch it, as if he also pinched his nose.
Tang Shuang wanted to sneak up and slip away, but he didn't succeed, but woke up the little pig in his arms, and the villain pestered him even more, Tang Shuang wanted to be bad, and he might not be able to leave.
He couldn't leave, Little Piggy didn't let him go, and deliberately alarmed Sister Xiangning, Sister Xiangning was an understanding person and resolutely refused to let him go.
Tang Shuang sighed, took out her mobile phone and called in front of Sister Xiangning and Candy Candy: "Hey, 120? I, the Tang family, come quickly, order three ambulances, yes, now, something big is going to happen, it hasn't come out yet, but it's fast, hurry up, call the best emergency doctor in your hospital." β
Candy Candy asked curiously, "Xiaoshuang, who are you calling, why are you calling the doctor?" β
Huang Xiangning said funny: "Don't scare people, I know what you're worried about, it's not that serious, your father doesn't dare to do anything, hum!
Tang Shuang said to Candy Candy: "Hear it, our Three Swords Father is going crazy, do you know why he is going crazy?"
Little Piggy's eyes rolled and grinned: "Hehehehe~ I don't know, it's none of my business, you adults can talk about it yourself, it has nothing to do with children, children should go back to the cage and sleep again." β
With that, he slipped out of the kitchen and took the puppy up the stairs back to the room. But as a confidant brother, he felt that this matter was not so simple, and said a word of cherishment to Huang Xiangning, so he returned to the living room, sat in the corner, and looked at Little Piggy's room, his sixth sense told him that there was a play here. Sure enough, after a while, I saw the little pig shrinking her head upstairs and looking around, thief, seeing no one, she slipped down, Tang Shuang noticed that she was carrying a small schoolbag, what is this for?
Escape!
Little Piggy ran down from the second floor and jumped straight to the door.
Tang Shuang laughed: "Haha! Look where you're running! Stop me!!"
Suddenly shouted, scared the little pig who wanted to slip away in the run half to death, ah, sat on the ground with a butt, looked back hurriedly, only to see a person standing up from the sofa, but didn't see who it was, but no matter who it was, at this time, as long as it was a person, she was quite scared, subconsciously crawled on the ground for a while, and finally felt that she had lost the face of the little fairy, got up with a small schoolbag, saw that it was Tang Shuang, and bluffed: "Xiaoshuang is you, do you want to scare the baby to death, really!" Deliberately scare small children. β
Tang Shuang has been laughed by the little piggy who is extremely weak-hearted, this is how weak the heart is to have this kind of overreaction, it is simply scared to the point of fart, cowardly!hahahahaha~
The sugar villain's face turned red when he was laughed at by Tang Shuang! muttered, he was dissatisfied with Tang Shuang's two million hearts, why did this guy always go against his little sister, and what good was it to go against his little sister! What a big demon king!
She saw that Tang Shuang was still laughing, lying on the sofa with a smile, she jumped up and said loudly: "Don't laugh! If you laugh again, I'll pinch your face!"
Saying that, he rushed over, and it seemed that if Tang Shuang laughed again, he would be strangled to death.
Tang Shuang hurriedly suppressed the smile on his face and deliberately asked, "What are you going to do?"
Candy's eyes rolled: "Hmph! The Lun family is going for a run! The Lun family wants to lose weight! I won't talk to you, hurry up, bye." β
Tang Shuang said in a leisurely manner: "Are you running for your life, are you afraid that your father will find you to settle accounts, right?
"Huh?" Candy stopped and said with a cute face: "What did you say, Xiaoshuang, I don't understand, hehehehe, Dad and I are fine, don't talk nonsense, I will sue if you talk nonsense." β
Tang Shuang smiled: "Don't go, you can't leave, you are so small, where can you go?
As soon as she heard Tang Shuang's words, she immediately smiled and invited Tang Shuang to run away, and whispered: "Xiaoshuang, let's go, it's over when Dad comes, it's over, and he will definitely spank us, I'll take you for a run, okay?" Hehehehe, hurry up, there's not much time left for us." β
When Tang Shuang heard this, he immediately ran away with the little baby, he wanted to run away, if it weren't for the villain pestering him, he would already be chic outside at this time.
The villain took off the small schoolbag with a smile and begged, "Xiaoshuang, can you help Candy carry the little schoolbag?"
"Why don't you carry it yourself?" Tang Shuang glanced at this guy and said as he walked towards the gate.
"I can't run with my little bag on my back. Candy said as a matter of course.
Tang Shuang: -_-||
Okay, Tang Shuang took the little elf's schoolbag, pushed open the door and was about to leave, but suddenly his body froze, standing still, and the little pig behind him pushed him and urged: "Xiaoshuang go quickly, Sanjian Dad wakes up, we will be finished, snorr, snorr, run~"
Tang Shuang was a little bad, turned sideways and walked back without saying a word, putting the little piggy in front, and then, the little piggy shouted Mom, twisted his little buttocks and ran to his room...... It's so straightforward.
Tang Sanjian was drunk last night, woke up very early today, couldn't sleep at 5 o'clock, got up and ran along Aixi Lake, just came back at this time, and when he came back, he saw that Er Smash, who had won glory for him, was going to run for his little daughter, and he was blocked.
He wasn't that drunk, he didn't break it, so he remembered the events of last night, and his tengu treasure was lost!!!!
He looked at Tang Shuang and Candy Candy hurriedly hiding, banged, locked the door, and then went back to the room to change clothes, sitting on the sofa in the living room and reading the newspaper, it seemed to be no different from usual, but from a strategic point of view, the position of the sofa in the living room is a battleground for soldiers, because if Tang Shuang and Candy Candy want to escape, the routes they must pass are all in the field of vision, and there is nowhere to hide.