611, A Bacteriological War (3/3)
After passing the video, Tang Shuang left, and when Candy looked at it, he called Xiaoshuang not to go, but Tang Shuang ignored her, pretended not to hear, went out and went downstairs, and glanced at the little piggy holding the little rabbit doll and following him.
Dinner was ready, Tang Shuang came to the restaurant and sat down with a chicken nest, Huang Xiangning asked curiously, "Xiaoshuang, what's wrong with your hair?"
Tang Shuang said to herself: "I was caught by the little ghost behind me, no big or small, I bullied my brother, really, I have to educate and educate!"
The little ghost behind him was not convinced, and said to Huang Xiangning with his little head held high: "Mom, Xiaoshuang said that I am a ball, but I am not!"
Tang Shuang picked up the dishes and chopsticks and was about to eat, she was in a bad mood and wanted to borrow food to drown her sorrows, but was stopped by Huang Xiangning.
"Wash your hands first!"
Tang Shuang was helpless, put down the dishes and chopsticks and went to wash his hands first, and when he passed by Little Piggy, he saw this guy grinning at him, and opened his hand to Huang Xiangning and said, "Mom, the candy has washed my hands, can I eat it before Xiaoshuang?"
Huang Xiangning grabbed her little hand and looked at it: "Where did you wash it? There are still sweat stains on the palms of your hands, go quickly, find your brother to wash it together." ”
Candy defended: "I washed it~ You have to believe in the little sister." ”
Huang Xiangning concluded that she hadn't washed it, but the facts are unclear.
"When did you wash it?"
Candy Candy was not ashamed to say, "It's time for lunch!"
Huang Xiangning: -_-||
"You wash your hands when you eat at noon to eat lunch, now we are having dinner, you also have to wash your hands when you eat dinner, there are bacteria on your hands, they are not clean, your little stomach hurts, go wash your hands. ”
Candy immediately handed over the little rabbit in her arms to her mother for safekeeping, stretched out her hands and put them in front of her eyes and stared wide-eyed: "Where are the bacteria? Why can't you see it?"
Huang Xiangning: "The bacteria are very small and we can't see them. ”
Candy asked: "You still say that you have it if you can't see your mother, how do you know if you can't see it, and if you can't see it, you don't have it." ”
Huang Xiangning: "Although my mother can't see it, my mother knows that there is." ”
"No, my good mother, look at it~" Candy handed her little hand to Huang Xiangning.
Although he was suddenly slapped on the back, Huang Xiangning is not a vegetarian and insisted: "If you don't wash your hands before eating, you will have bacteria." ”
Candy: "No~"
Huang Xiangning: "Yes!"
Candy: "No~"
Huang Xiangning: "Yes!"
Candy: "No~"
Tang Sanjian couldn't help but interject: "You can see it with a microscope, but we humans can't see it with the naked eye." ”
Candy asked suspiciously, "The human eye?"
Tang Sanjian: "It's your eyes." ”
Candy thought about it, put her little hand in front of Bai Jingjing, and asked this non-human to come and see. The non-human stretched out his tongue and licked it twice, and after three snorts, Candy instantly understood what it meant, and said to Tang Sanjian: "Dad, Jingjing said that there are no bacteria, it has tasted it." ”
Tang Sanjian: "I saw the puppy licking you with his tongue, which will produce a lot of bacteria." ”
Candy: "How many are a lot? Are there a hundred?"
Tang Sanjian began to feel tired, but given that this was a good time for education, he still patiently introduced: "Far more than a hundred, bacteria are tens of thousands of ......"
Huang Xiangning interrupted: "No, it's hundreds of millions." ”
Candy looked at her mother, stunned.
Tang Sanjian continued: "What Xiang Ning said is right. ”
Candy looked at Sanjian Dad again, stunned.
Sanjian Dad said to the candy with big curious eyes: "Tang Tang, there are hundreds of millions of bacteria, if you don't wash your hands before eating, hundreds of millions of bacteria on your hands will fall into your rice and be eaten by you into your stomach, and then get sick and have a stomachache." ”
Candy Candy looked down at the palm of her hand again, I drip, there are so many bacteria in such a big place! Is this to scare her to death??? she expressed high suspicion and disbelief.
Although what Mom and Dad say has always been very reliable, much more reliable than Xiaoshuang, but she believes in her big eyes more, isn't it obvious, her palms are clean, fragrant, very elastic, and there is not a single bacterium!
In view of the fact that this little pig refused to wash her hands even if she was killed, Tang Shuang decided to eliminate her on behalf of the old Tang family's sun, and her hands suddenly wrapped her little red apple-like face, snorting - her hands that had just been washed were still cold, and when she encountered a hot little face at this moment, she immediately made a hot and cold snort, and puffs of green smoke rose.
Candy Candy screamed, and her little body trembled, which suddenly made her soul out of her body and shiver coldly! Then, the old Tang family staged a full martial arts, and the two children chased and fought around the dining table.
Tang Sanjian and Huang Xiangning spoke to stop it, but it was useless, Tang Shuang really wanted to calm things down, but Candy Candy refused, she threatened to bite off a piece of Xiaoshuang's flesh to relieve the anger in her heart.
The two adults were helpless, and the father of the three swords looked at Huang Xiangning and said, "Let's eat it ourselves, let them go." ”
Huang Xiangning looked at the violent momentum made by one big and one small, and felt that he couldn't stop for a while, nodded, and said positively and optimistically: "...... It's good, it's lively, it's like home. ”
Tang Sanjian was noncommittal, and said calmly: "I have a little headache, and I have a lot of anger in my heart." ”
Huang Xiangning persuaded: "When people reach middle age, they must know how to let go, don't be angry with this, get angry with that, anger hurts your body, put on some music to soothe the atmosphere." ”
Huang Xiangning's words not only refer to the current situation, but also refer to Tang Sanjian's need not to be angry because his private money was confiscated, and to let it go, you think, although he has lost the small treasury, he has gained the infinite care of the sun, and smart people know how to choose.
Tang Sanjian is a smart person, he is as good as a stream, he took out his mobile phone to select music, and asked Huang Xiangning: "Which song does my wife want to listen to?"
Huang Xiangning glanced at the two stupid children shyly, the Lun family shouted by his wife was so shy, but fortunately, the two stupid children didn't notice this.
Huang Xiangning calmed down, thought about it, and said: "Now in this atmosphere, I want to listen to "Autumn Grasshopper". ”
"Ahhh
Candy'er's shout resounded in his ears, and Tang Sanjian made a different suggestion: "Actually, listening to "Chop Chop, Chop" is more appropriate now. ”
"Hahaha - you can rest for a while, Mom and Dad are going to finish the dishes, aha, don't make such a fuss about the candy. ”
Tang Shuang's words rang in his ears, Huang Xiangning thought about it, and said with a smile: "Just listen to you, let's listen to "Chop Chop, Chop Chop". ”
As a result, the restaurant suddenly sounded a very rhythmic sound of a quick knife chopping board.
Tang Shuang and Candy Candy in the running were stunned, the two smelled a murderous aura, although this murderous aura came from the mobile phone on the dining table, but at the root of it, this murderous aura came from the kitchen, to be precise, from the kitchen cutting board, it seemed to be the sound of chopping meat and bones, how could there be such scary music in the world, and it was also known as a world famous song, really! Yes! Scared! Death!
After all, Tang Shuang has eaten more than ten years of food, knowing that this is a faint warning, fighting the danger of being bitten off the biceps, no longer fighting with Candy, sitting at the table honestly, not panting, not blushing, just like no one, but Candy Pig's little pig is different, she is still young, so she is still stupid, suddenly saw Tang Shuang no longer running, excitedly jumped on his back, and tried hard to climb Xiaoshuang.
(PS: Please give candy a heart, there are 10 chances a day)