If Kenya and Alice

This article is written by the author of "The Great Disciple of the Hokage's Fantasy Village", 100,000 undisciplined, dedicated.

Also, albeit lately, say it anyway.

Happy 2015.

The collection is slowly growing at a visible rate, thank you very much for your attention, and I am not very honored.

I want to say a lot of thanks, but let's repay them with the text.

I hope to have a happy and uneventful year this year.

PS: I prefer book reviews to recommended tickets and favorites, and the excitement is more interesting.

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Reading instructions:This article is different from the text setting.,Please focus on the main article.,Extras are for entertainment reading.。

Read Note 2 carefully: If you set it carefully, you lose.

The small print hidden under the second note, read the note 3 carefully: Jian Ya must die.

If the article.

If Kenya and Alice

Alice, Magtorod, a beautiful puppet magician maiden, has bright blonde hair and pink white skin.

The leather boots, the three-color dress, the light ** decoration, holding a magic book with him, the same headband and a slightly cold attitude, followed by two floating cute little dolls, Shanghai and Penglai.

Because she often comes to the world to perform, she is very pretty on the outside, and she can be said to have a potential tacit extraordinary popularity support in the world.

Ever since Alice broke away from Kenya......

It is said that when the two were together, the dojo of the sword was full of corpses of jealous people.

Everyone shouted a heroic slogan: "The sword must die." Then he was sacrificed under the wooden sword of the sword.

It's all because he took Alice away......

However, this is not the point, the point is the point in time.

"When did it become like this?"

Generally speaking, there are always some happy little plots that happen in the morning, good morning, and morning.

As for whether there is a plot that can be said or not, that's another matter.

After all, it is not in the morning, but close to the early hours of the morning.

"When did it become like this?"

Kenya, who was muttering to himself again, pushed away the warm quilt, his eyes still confused.

The two who originally warmed up their relationship to the point of dating, and even decided to live together in the end, should be sweet and daily Kenya and Alice.

- We had a fight.

Some people say that distance produces beauty, what I look forward to every day is the moment of getting together, I want to see him/her every day, there is always something to talk about after seeing him every day, and how small things are so vivid and interesting to talk about under the whitewash.

However, once you live together, you will start to discover each other's shortcomings.

That's why Kenya and Alice had a fight.

A swordsman who can't do it, and even acts a little dullly.

An Alice who is like a deep boudoir and rarely comes into contact with the crowd.

The two never knew what it meant to be in love, but they fell in love.

Once the two personalities quarrel, in addition to silence, the Cold War is even more terrifying.

The two who are slightly clumsy, the most uncomfortable are Shanghai and Penglai who are sandwiched between them.

buckle, Shanghai secretly knocked Jianya's head with a wooden card.

Calling him up in the early morning wasn't to make Jian Ya in a daze, or to change it to a sword to stab him...... Refresh oneself?

"Shanghai, shhhh The sword of the god compares his index finger, and it actually ...... Shanghai really hurts.

Shanghai shyly covered his mouth with his hands, and sure enough, next time he would use a thorn to refresh himself.

Then he looked left and right, and raised the magic wood card, it is worth mentioning that the text on the magic wood card can be refreshed, which is quite suitable for Shanghai to use as a communication tool, in various senses.

"Hurry up, Penglai and the master are about to wake up, I want to have breakfast today. Holding up the wooden sign, Shanghai held up his small chest.

I won't admit that I woke up to get up for breakfast.

「……」

Looking at drooling Shanghai.

Kenya thinks that the vocal cord technology that Alice and Patchouli jointly researched turned out to be a human-like tissue structure in Shanghai and Penglai, and the eating function developed even faster than speech made the two little dolls properly become snacks.

Should this really be said that "the people live on food"?

All in all, in a word.

When it comes to breakfast, it's true, there's nothing wrong with breakfast, there's really nothing wrong with breakfast.

The reason for the quarrel was simply that after the two lived together for a few days, the most important thing affecting the two was the taste of breakfast.

Alice is a breakfast pie, and Kenya is a breakfast pie.

This is the same opposing taste as the sweet party and the salty party, and Alice doesn't know why she doesn't like to make Japanese food.

And her Japanese food is quite delicious.

"To be able to quarrel over breakfast, we are really—" Jian Ya, who knew that he was not very mature, couldn't help but sigh bitterly.

"Hurry up, hurry up, I'll knock you." 」

Facing Shanghai's angry glare, Jian Zai hurriedly got up, this little ancestor is not easy to serve.

"I'm going to catch Alice off guard this morning. 」

"Jian Ya is so bold!" Hearing Jian Ya's speech, Shanghai's magic wooden plaque, was so excited that even the words were crooked.

Generally speaking, there are small plots that I like to see in the morning.

There are also cases of waking up in the early morning, raiding in the early morning, and falling asleep in the early morning and accidentally climbing into the bed that should not be in the past.

Kenya's manifesto is quite bold and explicit.

Unfortunately, this moment is a different story.

"I must let Alice know what the charm of washoku is, and secretly change breakfast to washoku!" Kenya clenched his fist.

"You really deserve to be kicked to death by a horse. Shanghai considered the durability of the magic wood card, and how many times could it knock the sword on the elm head.

Since Alice doesn't like to bring the smell of fireworks and kitchen smoke to the house, after all, there are many puppets and puppets, and the smell will make her uncomfortable, so Alice builds the kitchen behind the house.

When Kenya followed Shanghai, he sneaked to the kitchen at the back of the house.

"You really deserve to be kicked to death by a horse. The text of the magic wooden card has not yet been refreshed, and Shanghai uses it to shoot Jian Ya in the head.

"......" struck the sword dizzily.

Not because of anything, but because the kitchen actually turned on the lights.

What does this mean, it means that there are people in it, and who are people in it? It will definitely not be Marisa who loves to eat and eat.

Obviously, who is in it and who else can it be?

"Alice. Frustrated, Kenya's Washaka raid failed.

Probably because the magic wood card was knocking on Elm's head too loudly, or because Kenya whispered Alice's name too loudly.

Anyway, there was the sound of exclamations and broken porcelain from the kitchen.

"Alice!" Kenya didn't think about anything, just opened the door and broke in.

As soon as it caught her eyes, Alice had a look of annoyance, and accidentally knocked over the kettle and tea set with her wrong hand, and even splashed it on her apron.

I saw Alice as if she had been burned.

"Alice!" Kenya reacted subconsciously.

As a swordsman, the most important step is to use the foot strength, leg strength, eye power, and hand power.

In just an instant, he arrived in front of Alice.

Stretched out his hand, subconsciously, it shouldn't have any meaning, and directly lifted Alice's front apron.

Maybe because of worry, the movements were too rough, and even the "other parts" under Alice's apron were grabbed.

"Alice!" this was Kenya's third or fourth call.

"You, you, you, you. Alice's voice was flustered and shy......

Kenya couldn't help but glance at her cheek, ready to look away from ...... When it may be burned.

The gaze is lowered, and suddenly there is a pain in the jaw, and the eyes are dark, and it is indeed a pain in the jaw, and the eyes are black.

The first few seconds of losing consciousness and going black in front of my eyes.

Kenya vaguely saw the embarrassed Alice, and the exact one that ushered in - the hooked counterattack punch.

I don't know how long it took.

When Kenya woke up, he had a sense of immediacy.

The script for Alice's puppet show a few days ago, isn't this how Lilliputians play?

Kenya's current situation is quite similar.

For he was tied up with silk threads, tied up like a lilac, and hung from the lamp in the kitchen.

There are also countless puppets around, armed with submachine guns, RPGs, and Texas chainsaws, and Jason Chainsaw.

Because Jian Ya is a swordsman, he may not be able to beat him by playing cold weapons.

So Alice was playing with a hot weapon, twisting her waist? That was a bit of a day.

As a swordsman, Jian Ya can't use his feet, legs, eyes, and hands, let alone even hold a sword.

In the face of the puppet arms tactics that are heavily surrounded, it can be described as desperate.

Alice's cross-breasted hand let go, brushed the hair between her ears, and compared her index finger, her eyes were quite sharp.

"Lift the bottom of the lady's skirt, I don't remember you being so a**. Don't upset Alice.

"It's a big misunderstanding, I'm not afraid that you'll be burned?"

"Uh-huh. Don't upset Alice......

"I was wrong, next time I'll cut it with my sword, my sword will never hurt you. The sword suddenly realized.

"I think the moment you rushed in was handsome...... Shanghai, Penglai!" Don't upset Alice!

So, Kenya was "You really deserve to be kicked to death by a horse. The Shanghai wooden sign smashed for the second or third time, and one of them was a piece of Penglai wooden card that "those who don't understand the hearts of girls are stupid".

Probably because his head has been stolen by Shanghai too many times, Jian Zai is much slower than before.

In short, enough anger is vented, and Alice is not a person who does not know the truth, but the time of shame is relatively long, probably.

After putting down the sword.

Alice used her slender white fingers to whip up a cool ointment and smeared it on Kenya's forehead.

"What do you want to do when you wake up so early?" she glanced at Jian Ya and Shanghai angrily.

"Well, it's breakfast. Jian Ya told the truth.

Just a little flinching and lowering his head, he was a little afraid that Alice would quarrel with him again because of this matter.

"......," Alice bowed her head.

"Alice......" Kenya saw Alice pursing her lips, tears rolling in her pretty eyes.

"Ahhhh Jian Ya panicked and found a handkerchief that he could wipe on his body. In the face of swords and slashes, they do not change color, and in the face of tengu, they dare to go up the monster mountain with a sword alone, and only seek justice...... Now it's not fair, it's still a big truth, no matter how dull it is, Jian Ya only knows.

- It's not a man to make Alice cry like this.

"Anyway, people just like to eat foreign food, anyway, people are unreasonable, people don't want to lose their temper with you like this, and they want you to know, let you know what is called the charm of foreign food, and they deliberately get up early...... Let's see if we can improve the taste of Japanese food......

A swordsman who can't do it, and even acts a little dullly.

An Alice who is like a deep boudoir and rarely comes into contact with the crowd.

The two never knew what it meant to be in love, but they fell in love.

The two have been getting along so far, and there are constant frictions, but it is difficult to solve them because of personality problems.

After all, Alice has her reserve, and Kenya is too dull.

"I'm so ashamed that I didn't think as much as Alice, I really was an incompetent boyfriend. 」

Jian Ya was indeed ashamed, because Ling Chen's thoughts were purely a temporary battle of will, and it was a very selfish struggle.

It's not that Alice thinks so deeply and deeply, and even ashamed that almost all of them are thoughts for her own sake.

Shanghai was also depressed, and she didn't think so much about knowing the truth.

The ashamed appearance of one big and one small holding their heads made Alice feel embarrassed involuntarily.

I suddenly felt ashamed to cry, but it was a little embarrassing.

Alice, with swollen eyes, pointed her index finger at her index finger with both hands: "Snach." 」

In the end, I told the real truth of the matter very honestly.

"It's not an improvement...... Actually, I'm embarrassed to say that I'm not very good at making Japanese food...... It's a bit too much to brag about improving something like this.,Actually, every time I secretly ask Marisa to get it...... I'm sorry, but don't be discouraged with Shanghai. 」

Alice's eyes were closed, her voice was slightly higher, and her cheeks were flushed—embarrassed to talk about her wornness in Japanese food.

"That's right. 」

Jian Ya suddenly, no wonder every time she wants to eat a Japanese meal, Alice always accidentally quarrels with him, those exquisite Japanese breakfasts before, are actually made by that big Marisa?

And Kenya himself goes to the gym for lunch, and dinner doesn't matter, he has always felt that breakfast is very important.

As a result, Marisa is beyond imagination...... I thought she would only cook mushroom dishes.

"By the way?" Suddenly, it was as if he had caught some kind of aura.

"So we had Marisa's Japanese breakfast?"

"yes, yes, I asked Marisa to teach me......

"Is that the one? Marisa. 」

Jian Ya, who had just noticed, put on an indescribable difficult expression, as did Shanghai and Penglai.

By the window, only a small upper body protruded from the window.

"......" Marisa smiled like the V Monster, her left hand pretending to be on her cheek.

This smile and posture are inexplicably annoying.

"You, you, how long have you been watching......" Alice's tone trembled a little.

"Starting with Kenya taking off your skirt DA☆ZE. Marisa is serious, smiling at the reverse triangle.

"I didn't take off my skirt!" and "I didn't take off my skirt!" both blushed in shame.

"Please let me study DA☆ZE well. Marisa, who was moved, clasped her palms together and still smiled at the reverse triangle.

"Marisa, what are you going to learn?" Alice was embarrassed.

"Kenya's skill in lifting Alice's skirt, Alice's skill in tying up Kenya. 」

Marisa once again put on the same inverse triangle grin as V-Monster, her left hand still pretending to be on her cheek.

This smile and posture are inexplicably annoying.

"Marisa!" and "Spare me......"

Screams and screams echoed through the Magical Forest—could they still have a good relationship?

The beginning of a relationship is often not as sweet as everyone thinks.

A swordsman who can't do it, and even acts a little dullly.

An Alice who is like a deep boudoir and rarely comes into contact with the crowd.

The two never knew what it meant to be in love, but they fell in love.

Maybe there will still be quarrels and frictions in the future, but there will also be joy and warmth.

Presumably, Jian Ya and Alice will still smile warmly in the end.

If Kenya and Alice, thank you for watching.