Before I had time to ask in detail, he couldn't wait to blurt out: "But I know you, classmate Li Ziyue, and I not only know you, I also know where your dormitory is?"

I'm scared to death of the baby, and I'm not behind the French writer Rabelais's hair on the forehead, once she is let go, she can't grasp anything of the god of opportunity, but the strange god of long, my eyes don't grow on the back of the head, how can I see you, big brother? It's really a shame for him not to be a private detective, and the key is not to know how ugly he has to be, how unconfident he is, and if he continues like this, it is estimated that there will be no problem for decades, and he actually endured it for a few months without telling me the slightest, I thought I was already the best Turtle Turtle, I endured it for four or five hours, enough to endure it, and I sighed at the love missed by the belated long-distance bus, and I was sad, oh my God, good guy, this guy is amazing, and suddenly came to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who can only endure it than me, and I can hold it better than me, and I am really a little uncomfortable. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Xiao Fei listened attentively, relished, and laughed and said, "Haha, this guy is really an eye-opener for me, I can chase it if I like it, why is it so spitting and spitting, the pace is so slow, this is not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who has become an old goblin for thousands of years, or what? This is simply the Turtle of the Turtles, the best Turtles, the rockets of the Turtles, the fighters of the Turtles, he is not a hit, he is a blockbuster, he can be called the God of the Turtles, referred to as the Turtle God." Your situation is like Bian Zhilin's "Broken Chapter" - you stand on the bridge and look at the scenery, the people watching the scenery look at you from upstairs, the bright moon decorates your window, and you decorate other people's dreams. This poet is really an unpredictable prophet, really tailor-made for you, specially created poems, so your original intention was to use ill intentions to find in the University of Political Science and Law next to you, regain your memories, find the scenery you missed, relive the old dreams, but it turned out to be self-defeating, your exclusive scenery was not found, but became the scenery in the eyes of people, and a new story was generated, the cycle of cause and effect, interesting, really interesting, simply interesting, I think it is sincere, the gold and stone are open, the heart is sincere, your perseverance, courage, The spirit of perseverance, perseverance, unswerving, unswerving, and diligent pursuit is as moving as Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall, and it is heartfelt, and it is heartfelt, seeing that you can't wait, and your heart is anxious, God can't stand it, as soon as he is happy, he specially arranged a new romantic plot for you, so one link after another, interlocking, very good-looking, I like this story-

By the way, now I can guess it, this guy is probably about to meet you, because he has unrequited love, and his crush has been holding back for a long time, and finally he can't hold it back, an extinct volcano is re-energetic and his blood is resurrected, the volcano erupts, and he vomits fire, so Mr. Lu Xun said it well, not to die in silence, but to explode in silence, unbearable, no need to endure anymore, this thousand-year-old Teenage Ninja Turtle finally broke out, he is unwilling to continue to be a humiliating and obscure Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, he wants to be a catch-up, chasing Bugs Bunny, this attack, he is even more unstoppable, pulling out a thousand jun, sweeping thousands of troops, no one can stop it。 ”

I smiled like a flower, because I was wearing a mask, but in fact, I looked like I was smiling and said, "You are so smart, he just asked me to meet." Then I asked him how he recognized me, and he said that he saw me when he was in class, and was deeply moved by my state of listening to the lecture with concentration, concentration, and forgetfulness. ”

Xiao Fei said thoughtfully: "Ziyue, with my understanding of you for so many years, I see that your drunkard does not mean to drink, but cares about the mountains and rivers, you listen to the class so carefully, so much to see the handsome teacher, are you already excited, thinking about it?" Resist strictly, confess leniently, oh, by the way, I heard that there are a lot of handsome male teachers in the formation school, are you eye-opening, fascinated, lost your soul, and gradually want to be charming, you don't want to explain to me, in fact, explanation is to cover up, cover up is to hint, hint is to prompt, hint is to express, express is something, something is fact. Because I know that many girls have serious teacher love plots, I guess you are not exempt from vulgarity. ”

I said seriously: "You know that I am messing around, I represent the sun, the moon, and the stars have destroyed you, haha, but this is really not, mainly because those excellent teachers speak too brilliantly, speechless, so that I am deeply immersed in it, unable to extricate myself, in fact, the teacher's lectures are toxic, not the teacher is toxic, so I am addicted to it, and I can't help myself." They are knowledgeable, learn through China and the West, their mouths are like hanging rivers, gushing endlessly, every word is beady, step by step is a lotus, it is really a big string noisy like a torrential rain, and a small string is cut like a whisper. The whole big classroom is full of people, and even the crowded and narrow aisles are crowded with people, and these teachers give examples not to our general abstract and unified A, B, C, D, but the vivid Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong, it is really fascinating and interesting, but unfortunately there was no voice recorder at that time, oops, in my memory, it is the best lesson I have ever heard in my life. ”

Xiao Fei was envious, and said unashamedly: "Yes, if I had met such a good teacher in high school, I would have been able to afford to be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University, no, Tsinghua University and Peking University are all a piece of cake, what Yale and Harvard are not a problem, by the way, what is the direction of the story later?"

I continued to gush endlessly: "He said seriously that he actually likes me as a gentle and elegant, beautiful and wise woman, his purpose is very simple is to develop with me as a boyfriend and girlfriend, and learn something together, not only simple, but also very noble, under the guise of learning together, and then I deliberately said that in fact, I think our Ban Luo Meiling is very beautiful, why don't you chase her." He said lightly that he had never felt it, he thought she was very ordinary, he swore by it, gritted his teeth and said that Luo Meiling was not worth mentioning, he had never looked at it with half a glance, and then he was indignant, and said indignantly How can Luo Meiling be compared with me Li Ziyue, saying that I was simply joking, saying that the two of us are simply one heaven and one earth, and there is nothing to touch. Also chattering, gushing endlessly, breathing through Changhong, in one go said a lot of layers of adjectives, saying how beautiful I am like a fairy, eyebrows are picturesque, flowers and moon appearance, beautiful as flowers, like flowers like jade, jade and ice clear, ice and snow smart, bright and moving, the country and the city, sinking fish and geese, closed moon and shy flowers, out of the dust, Chu Chu lovely, in short, it is a lot of dense, layered, pushing unbearable adjectives, describing me people love, flowers and flowers, anyway, in the eyes of lovers, and he is a liberal arts student, natural rhetoric is gorgeous, handsome and flying, anyway, what is good, what to say。

And the most eye-catching thing for him is my different, unique Suo Da Si Da water cup, because every day when I concentrate on listening to the class, I will be inseparable with a large water cup more than one foot high, which is three times the size of the usual water cup, which can be called a giant water cup, the giant in the water cup, the water in it is swaying happily in it, swaying and swaying, waiting for the leaves to return to the roots, the end of life, and I am one, I generally like to drink in front of the public, first slowly drink a large glass of milk from the canteen, and then come to a large glass full of water, gulping and gulping beside him. ”

Xiao Fei said disappreciatively: " No wonder you have good skin, fine skin and tender meat, white and tender, the skin is seriously edema, like a swollen bun, you should really call you a super big bucket, you can drink so much, you are really a fashion precedent, some time ago I saw the same cup of Sichuan University sold out on Taobao, an annual drama caused by a Sichuan glass, which makes people think about it, I didn't expect that you, Li Ziyue, had started this new fashion trend when she was in college a few years ago, you are still the initiator, you are really the leader of the times, the leader of the trend, unique, you are the benchmark, you are the flag, but I wondered, then how could you be completely impressedYou've also been in the same classroom together?"

I said, "yes, I was also puzzled, I thought for a while and told him that I really didn't have the slightest impression. ”

He was calm and unfazed, and said: "That's because I have been behind you, sitting in the back row watching you, and your presence has seriously affected my listening to the class, I am absent-minded, I don't know what the teacher is doing, how do you see me? ”

Xiao Fei said with a hippie smile, "Look, I'm unfortunately serious, you slightly short-sighted guy, you really want to see the teacher, don't think that no one knows your careful thoughts." I guess your cup is not only seducing the thousand-year-old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, is your cup also hooking up with the teacher's cup? How can you be so distracted, how can you be like a monkey picking a bun of grain, seeing a person one by one, you are really full of love to the world, I guess the glorious image that has been admired on the car has now been forgotten out of the clouds!"

Seeing Xiao Fei's eyebrows dancing and squeezing his eyebrows and laughing non-stop, I couldn't help but poke his head with my hand: "Oh, don't talk nonsense, don't disturb me to tell the story." Xiao Fei said impatiently, "By the way, you have been talking for a long time, have you met the stranger on the phone?