Chapter 311: Naughty Little Wimp
If this kid is Zhou An's son, so naughty and naughty, Zhou An will definitely not say a word, and he will teach him a lesson in the past, but Zhou Guangyao is not his son after all, so for Qin Meixing's sake, he can't do this.
But he felt that this wind could not be long, and he had to let this kid learn a lesson, otherwise he didn't know what he would be like in the future.
You can't teach it directly, and you have to let that kid get a lesson, that's a problem.
Zhou An walked over with a smile, took out fifty yuan and stuffed it into Zhou Guangyao's little hand, touched his head, and said kindly: "Guangyao can play with firecrackers, it's awesome!
Raised his head and glared at Zhou Jian, "What are you doing? What's wrong with a few firecrackers for the Chinese New Year? Didn't you do it when you were a child? You didn't play well when you were a child, right?"
The latter sentence was naturally said to Zhou Guangyao with a look of approval.
Zhou Jian was stunned when he heard this, Zhou Guangyao had stopped crying for a long time, looking at the fifty yuan that Zhou Ansai had in his hand, his little face was red with excitement.
Seeing Zhou An ask him, he immediately nodded vigorously, "Yes, yes, I have a good time with firecrackers!"
Zhou An nodded with a smile, and touched his head again, "Well, I saw it! However, Guangyao, you can't throw firecrackers to blow up people, if you really want to fry them, just go and fry chickens, ducks and dogs, it's more fun than frying people!"
"Really?"
Zhou Guangyao was skeptical and eager to try.
Zhou An nodded with a smile.
Zhou Guangyao turned around and ran away in a hurry, Zhou Jian looked Zhou An up and down with a strange face, "Big brother, it's right for you to ask him not to blow people, but it's not okay for you to let him fry chickens, ducks, and dogs?"
Zhou An glanced at him, "What's wrong?"
Zhou Jian frowned, "Did the chickens, ducks, and dogs in the village provoke you?
"Then let Guangyao blow people up?"
"No, big brother, you know I don't mean that, I ......"
Zhou Jian wanted to say something, Zhou An waved his hand, continued to knock the melon seeds forward, and said casually: "Okay, it's the New Year, don't talk this nonsense, children are not sensible, they always have to be taught!"
"Teach?
Zhou Jian still didn't get Zhou An's intentions.
……
Shaochong walked lazily on the way home, his steps were leisurely, his little tail wagging and wagging his little tail, so leisurely.
Suddenly, there was a sound of running footsteps behind it, Shaochong turned back lazily, and saw that it was his little master who was running towards it, it didn't care, there was no joy, and there was no disappointment, only lazily "Wang" called twice.
Then it saw the little master looking at it excitedly, and threw a small smoking thing at its feet, and sneered, and it looked down lazily, and licked its lips, and regretted that it was inedible.
Just as it was about to continue walking, "Smack!!", there was a sudden explosion under its feet, and some hot splash was sprayed on it.
"Wow......"
With a panicked scream, Shao Chong was so frightened that he jumped wildly with his tail between his legs and ran home.
"Haha...... Ha ha...... It's fun!
Behind him came the happy laughter of its little master.
At this moment, it developed a deep fear of the voice of the little master, and in its heart, it rose to the height of a natural enemy.
……
Zhou Guangyao, who had found fun, walked on his two little legs and continued to the village in high spirits.
The little face was full of hilarious smiles.
It didn't take long for him to find a new target, seven or eight chickens rummaging around a garbage heap on the side of the road for food, paws paddling around the garbage heap, Zhou Guangyao smiled and lit a small firecracker and threw it into the flock.
This time it was a little farther away, and before the firecrackers landed, they exploded above the heads of the chickens.
"Smack!!"
"Goo!goo!!"
The chickens fryed, fluttering their wings in panic and scattering in all directions.
"Giggle...... Ha ha...... It's so fun!
Zhou Guangyao's eyebrows fluttered with joy and continued to the village.
……
Along the way, he fried a few more flocks of chickens, and every time he saw a flock of chickens being blown up by himself, he smiled with a small mouth, as happy as if he was something.
But this is the New Year, those dogs in the village, it seems that they are eating bones under the table of the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, usually there are so many dogs in the village, he has not encountered another one, which makes him a little regretful.
He didn't see the ducks either, they were probably all in the river, and he wanted to go to the river to blow up a few handfuls to have a good time, but thinking of his mother's warning to him that he was not allowed to go to the river, he dispelled that idea again.
Keep going.
Zhou Yuting's small shop has long been withdrawn because no one has come to the door.
Her family's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner ended early tonight, and Zhou Yuting sat bored at the door, teasing her white pet dog.
A man and a dog were having fun when a small sneering firecracker with a thin smoke was thrown right between the man and the dog.
When Zhou Yuting saw the firecracker, she was stunned, her mind didn't turn for a while, how could a firecracker fly over?
When she woke up and was about to jump away, the small firecracker exploded.
"Oops!"
Zhou Yuting was so frightened that she subconsciously stepped back, women are afraid of firecrackers, there are few exceptions, just right, she does not belong to the ranks of exceptions.
The pet dog that used to be a dog and barked at Zhou An also screamed and jumped back suddenly.
One person and one dog, all scared.
Zhou Yuting was even more miserable, she was originally sitting, there was a small stool under her buttocks, she suddenly reflexively stepped back, her feet were naturally tripped by the stool, and the whole person leaned back uncontrollably, falling to the sky.
"Haha! It's fun, it's fun!"
The initiator - Zhou Guangyao, this kid still laughed not far away, not only laughing, but also stretched out his hand to point at Zhou Yuting, who was on all fours and embarrassed.
Zhou Yuting was just panicked and hurt, but when she heard his laughter, she saw the smoking incense in his hand and a small firecracker, how could she not know that the firecracker just now was thrown by this kid?
"Zhou Guangyao!!"
With an angry scream, Zhou Yuting got up with a red face, and rushed over to beat the kid.
But Zhou Guangyao was not stupid, as soon as he saw her rushing over, he immediately turned around and ran.
Don't look at his small stature and short legs, but he is really flexible when he runs, Zhou Yuting, who is tall and has long legs, caught up with him several times, and was run away by him flexibly every time.
Running and running, when Zhou Yuting was about to catch up with him again, Zhou An and Zhou Jian happened to come over.
Seeing Zhou Yuting, who was tall and long-legged, angrily chasing Zhou Guangyao, who was a few years old, Zhou An frowned, probably guessing what was wrong.
Did Zhou Guangyao, this kid, go to blow up people again?
Didn't he let him fry chickens, ducks, and dogs? Could it be that after he fried them, he thought it was fun to fry people?
With these thoughts turning in his heart, or looking at Qin Meixing's face, Zhou An stood in front of the angry Zhou Yuting, "What are you doing?
"He's bombing me with artillery!" Zhou Yuting angrily pointed at Zhou Guangyao, who had already run behind Zhou An.
Zhou Guangyao: "Nonsense! I'm blowing up a dog!"
"You ......"
Zhou Yuting was even angrier.
She thought Zhou Guangyao was scolding her.
Zhou An couldn't cry or laugh, turned his head and glared at the smug Zhou Guangyao, then retracted his gaze and said to the angry Zhou Yuting, "Okay, Guangyao is still young, don't scare him! I apologize to you for him, you don't have to worry about him as a child, okay?"
Zhou Jian helped, "That's it, Grandma Guangyao is not easy to mess with, if you beat her baby grandson during the Chinese New Year today, be careful that she goes to your house to make a big fuss!"
"This ......"
I don't know which words of Zhou An and Zhou Jian played a role, Zhou Yuting was stunned in anger, glared at Zhou Guangyao again with hatred, squinted at Zhou An and Zhou Jian coldly, and didn't talk nonsense with them anymore, snorted coldly, turned around and left angrily.
Looking at the dust on her back, Zhou An and Zhou Jian looked strange.
Zhou Jian: "Big brother, you see that her back is dirty, as if she has fallen." ”
Zhou An looked back speechlessly at Zhou Guangyao, who had caused trouble, but was still proud, "Guangyao! Didn't you ask you not to blow up people? Why are you still blowing up?"
"I didn't blow her up, I blew up a dog! Who told her to be with a dog just now?"
The little guy has words, listen to his logic, it seems that Zhou Yuting is wrong?
"Are you still hard-mouthed? If you don't happen to meet us, she catches up with you and beats you in the ass, are you afraid?"
Zhou An had no choice but to scare him.
Fortunately, the scare still has an effect, Zhou Guangyao's arrogant arrogance stagnated, and he subconsciously blocked his hands behind his buttocks, and then suddenly turned around and ran, "Don't be afraid! she can't catch me......"
"This little thing!" Zhou Jian sighed.
Zhou An touched his head, a little helpless, he didn't expect to see him for a while, this little kid has become so naughty, Qin Meixing probably has a headache!
Shaking his head, he retracted his gaze, "Forget it, don't worry about him, someone will clean him up sooner or later, let's not worry about it." ”
As he spoke, he continued to walk forward with melon seeds.
This time I didn't go far before I met Liang Yu who was coming towards me.
Liang Yu, who looked like a black face, walked with two long javelin-like legs, peeled an orange in his hand, and ate while walking, and when he saw Zhou An from a distance, he showed a happy smile on his usually unsmiling black face, and hurried to meet him.
"Anzi, where are you going? Have you eaten Chinese New Year's Eve?"
Seeing Liang Yu, Zhou An also smiled, "Well, it's still early, come out to breathe, what about you?
"Brother Yu, Happy New Year!" Zhou Jian greeted.
Liang Yu nodded to Zhou Jian, and then replied to Zhou An's words, "Well, I still have a few pigs there, let's celebrate the New Year, and the pigs have to eat! Anzi, if you have nothing to do, just go to my side to sit down? I just have something I want to ask your opinion, I myself have a little bad idea, you have a good brain, help me think about it?"
"Okay, let's go?"
"Well, let's go!"
……
So, Zhou An and Zhou Jian, who had not yet reached the head of the village, turned around and went back to Liang Yu's pig farm. Zhou An is also a little curious about this Chinese New Year, what is there that Liang Yu can't make up his mind about, and asks him to help give advice?