Chapter 1224: End
The sketch continues.
Wang Yu's eldest brother was very happy: "Hey, hey, hey, hey!"
"Haha!"
Everyone laughed:
"Mistake!"
"I'm laughing to death!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for your life!"
"Awesome!"
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Xu Qian: "This mistake is back to the two of you, that's okay, I'm leaving." β
Xu Qian was about to walk out as he spoke, and Li Yun'er also stood up!
Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Wait." β
He shouted loudly, Xu Qian stood still and looked back at Wang Yu!
He put his hand in his pocket and said cruelly, "This youβsee your mother, can you come empty-handed?"
"Haha!"
"It's too insidious, isn't it... β
"The belly is black, Wang Yu's eldest brother is too special to have a black belly. β
"The slut has finally been punished. β
"This is going to laugh at my rhythm!"
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Everyone couldn't help but laugh.
Xu Qian stammered a little and was a little anxious: "You ...... Yes, I ...... I'm in a hurry. β
Everyone laughed:
"You were so cheap before!"
"Let you pretend to be a force!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
"Dumbfoundedγγγγγ β
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Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Then you can't go in a hurry? You forgot? You said you brought it and put it in your pocket." β
He pointed to the left pocket of Xu Qian's pants.
The crowd burst into laughter:
"Wang Yu's eldest brother is too insidious. β
"Sure enough, it's a good brother!!!!"
"The two are really good brothers. β
"It's making me laugh. β
"It's a touching sense of brotherhood. β
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Xu Qian took out a hundred yuan from his left pocket: "I have my mental loss fee in this pocket!"
Wang Yu's eldest brother said: "That pocket." β
He pointed to the right pocket of Xu Qian's pants!
Xu Qian took out his salary and the money given by Wang Yu's eldest brother from his right pocket: "This pocket is my own salary!"
He pointed at Li Yun'er with the money and said, "Besides, if I give it to my mother, my mother can't ask for it!"
Li Yun'er: "The mother who respects her son must take it." β
She said as she took the money from Xu Qian's hand.
"Haha!"
Everyone was about to burst into laughter.
"You can't live if you do your own evil!"
"I'm going to laugh at me!"
"Pathetic, lamentable. β
"Dumbfounded, Xu Qian was completely dumbfounded. β
"It's the rhythm that makes me laugh. β
"No, no, I'm about to laugh in my eyes. β
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Xu Qian was very anxious: "Mom...... You ......"
Wang Yu's eldest brother said: "Okay, son, let's go back this time!"
He shook his hand and motioned for Hao Jian to leave.
All.......
"This is a good brother. β
"There is a deep sense of brotherhood. β
"Love is stronger than gold. β
"I'm laughing to death. β
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Xu Qian was very angry, looked at Wang Yu's eldest brother with wide eyes, and said, "Who? β
He turned his left and right pockets out with both hands: "Huh? Dad?"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed:
"You were so cheap before!"
"Now not only do I have to pay for mental damage, but I also have my own salary. β
"Bitter Xu Qian!"
"I'm going to laugh at this!"
I like to see Xu Gan's bewildered look. β
"Haha, Xu Qian was so cheap before, and he should also suffer retribution. β
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Li Yun'er stared at the money and was very happy: "Son, you come to see your mother." β
She pulled Xu Qian to the TV cabinet, Xu Qian and Wang Yu's eldest brother kept looking at each other: "Give back the money to your mother, it's not good if your mother doesn't take it." β
Li Yun'er pulled Xu Qian next to Wang Yu and let go of his hand, Xu Qian hit Wang Yu with his hand, Wang Yu blocked it with his arm for a while, and then looked like he wanted to hit Xu Gan: "Come on, son!
"Haha!"
The crowd burst into laughter.
This TV is a real TV, not made of the same paper as before.
"Talent!"
"I finally understood what it meant to not die if I didn't die. β
"This really makes me laugh to death!"
"I'll !!!!"
"Silent mourning for Xu Qian!"
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Xu Qian and Wang Yu stared at the TV, looking for an excuse to avoid "crossing": "No, mom you." β
He glanced at his watch: "How congested it is to wear it back during this commute time!"
"Haha!"
Everyone laughed: "You just make it up!"
Lee Yoon-a: "It's time for you to go back and take care of your father." β
She stuffed Xu Gan's money into the pocket of her maternity clothes.
All........
"You're not welcome at all!"
Xu Qian: "Do you need to take care of it?"
Xu Qian looked back at Deng Xiaoliang: "Dad." β
His lower lip twitched in the direction of the television.
Wang Yu's eldest brother also panicked: "Ah......"
He was also making excuses for Xu Qian to avoid the "crossing:" ...... If you don't let him see his grandmother, follow his grandmother's TV and wear it back directly. β
As he spoke, he hugged Xu Qian and walked out the door with Xu Qian.
Li Yun'er shook her head and said, "No." β
As she spoke, she quickly ran to Xu Qian's side and grabbed Xu Gan's arm: "His grandmother's house doesn't have a TV!"
Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Ah......"
He made a sudden realization: "That's it!"
He squatted on the couch and turned his head to cover his face with his hands.
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed.
"Now I'm dumbfounded... β
"Weren't the two of them both movie stars before?"
"Now I know I'm scared. β
"It's making me laugh. β
"You can't live if you do your own evil!"
"Deception is deception after all, and it will be exposed one day. β
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Xu Qian looked at Deng Xiaoliang and said, "Didn't you just give me up like that?"
Li Yun'er said: "Son." β
She walked to the TV cabinet, picked up the TV remote control with her hand, and asked Xu Qian, "Which station did you wear from here?"
Xu Qian: "Huh, Dad!"
He looked at Deng Xiaoliang with burning eyes: "You pick a platform!"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed:
"Don't drag it nowγγγγγγ β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
"Don't be cheap now!"
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Wang Yu's eldest brother said helplessly: "Wear it!"
Xu Qian was very frightened and said, "Wear it raw?"
The crowd laughed:
"This line is classic!"
"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
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Wang Yu's eldest brother: "No recruitment!"
His expression was helpless!
Xu Qian: "Do you mean that I will die with your TV?"
The crowd laughed:
"All togetherγγγγγγ β
This line can only be written by Xu Qian. β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
"It's so funny. β
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The sketch is already nearing the end here, but the audience's mood has been rising, there is no complaint at all, everyone is watching Xu Qian and them perform attentively.
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The sketch is coming to an end.
Wang Yu's eldest brother: "You wear it first! I'll figure it out after wearing it!"
All........
"Sure enough, it's a good brother!"
"When you figure out a way, he's dead, brotherhood!"
"This is a knife for a brother's ribs!"
"This is a man who is taught by a knife!"
"It's so funny. β
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Xu Qian: "Then what else do you think, won't it be over if I carry it out after I wear it?"
All........
"So you know!"
"It turns out that your heart is still a little pressing!"
"It's making me laugh. β
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Li Yun'er: "Oh, that's right! son!"
Li Yun'er ran to the table and gave Xu Qian the wine she had just taken out of the kitchen: "This wine, drink it on the road!"
"Poof!"
The crowd couldn't help it.
"How do I feel like going to the execution ground!"
"Xu Qian's sketches have never disappointed. β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
"The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone!"
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Xu Qian: "What else do I bring to drink on the road, I'll drink it now, it won't hurt when I wear it for a while!"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed!
"You were so cheap before, and now you're sufferingγγγγγγ β
Unscrew the cap of the bottle and take a few sips of the wine with your head up!
"Good!"
"Real man!"
"A real man is just a mouthful!"
"Awesome. β
"I'd say it's waterγγγγγγγ β
"I also think it's water. β
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Li Yun'er: "Son!"
Xu Qian screwed the cap on the wine bottle and put the wine bottle back on the table: "You came this time, so that my mother completely understood: in fact, happiness is very simple." β
She glanced at Xu Qian, and then at Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Don't keep thinking that you don't have anything." β
Li Yun'er clenched her hands and looked back at Xu Qian: "Think more about what you have!"
Everyone was moved.
In fact, everyone understands such a simple truth, but sometimes it is like this, it is easier said than done, and everyone understands the truth, but it is difficult to do.
Xu Qian wanted to get the money back: "Mom, if you really figured it out, you just think about what your son had in his pocket when he came?"
He patted the pockets of his pants and stretched out two more hands: "What's gone now?"
"Haha!"
Everyone burst into laughter, and the moving emotions that had just risen were also destroyed by Xu Qian.
"I'm laughing to death!"
"I'm still thinking about salary. β
"Poor Xu Qian!"
"Helping others, but losing my wife and breaking my soldiers!"
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Wang Yu's eldest brother pushed Hao Jian away with one hand: "What you two said are two different things!"
"Heavy color and light friends!"
"This is a heavy color and a light friend!"
"This is typical of having a wife and not a brother. β
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Wang Yu's eldest brother was ruthlessly complained by the audience.
Li Yun'er: "Son, wear it!"
She waved her hand to Xu Gan, and Wang Yu's eldest brother also lowered his head and shook his hand.
Xu Qian's face was sad, he glanced back at the TV, and said to Li Yun'er: "When I came, no one told me that I had to go back and forth!"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed.
"Let you be cheap, now you are dumbfounded. β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
He laughed and smoked. β
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Xu Qian knelt beside Li Yun'er, hugged Li Yun'er's legs with both hands, and said sadly: "Mom~ I can't bear you!"
Li Yun'er sobbed: "Mom can't bear you!"
Xu Qian said sadly: "I can't bear to be myself!"
The crowd laughed:
"I can't bear to be myself... β
"It's a godly line. β
"It's so funny, I can't help it. β
"Hahaha!!!!!"
"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. β
"No, no, no, I'm going to laugh. β
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Wang Yu's eldest brother said sadly: "I can't bear to TV either!"
All.......
"I can't bear to TVγγγγγ β
"This is no longer a heavy color and light friend, this is a heavy TV light friend!"
"Poor Xu Qian, it's not as good as TV. β
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Li Yun'er: "Husband, if you are really reluctant, you can wear it with your son!"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed.
"Retribution. β
"Let you be a heavy color and light friend next to you!"
"Let you talk cool next to youγγγγγ β
"Well deserved!"
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Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Okay!"
He nodded, "Hmm!"
Then he reacted, very strange.
Li Yun'er: "Son, bring your dad to wear it." β
She pushed Wang Yu's eldest brother down to Xu Qian's side: "Let Mom open her eyes!"
Xu Qian: "You're eye-opening." β
He glanced at the TV: "We're going to open the scoop." β
All.......
"The scoop is gone. β
"This line is amazing. β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's really a laugh that people don't pay for their lives. β
"I just want to say that Xu Qian is awesome. β
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He glanced at Li Yun'er: "Dad!"
Brother Wang Yu: "Hmm." β
He looked at Xu Qian suspiciously.
Xu Qian pointed to the TV with his finger: "Elders wear it first!"
"Haha!"
The crowd laughed:
"Elders wear firstγγγγγ β
"This line is amazing. β
"I'm laughing to death!"
"It's really a laugh that people don't pay for their lives. β
"I just want to say that Xu Qian is awesome. β
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Li Yun'er shook her hand, sat on the sofa, patted the sofa with one hand, lifted Erlang's legs, pouted, and the sad expression on her face was gone.
"What are you wearing? β
Wang Yu's eldest brother said embarrassedly: "Look at your mother like that." β
He and Xu Qian lowered their heads in shame, and Wang Yu covered his face with his hands!
Li Yun'er: "Acting, there must be no beginning and an end? right? Hao Jian!"
Xu Qian: "Mom." β
The voice was suffocating.
The crowd burst into laughter:
"It's an addiction to acting. β
"I'm laughing to death. β
"It's wonderful. β
"It's still so cheapγγγγγ β
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Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Hao Jian." β
He put his left hand on Xu Gan's shoulder, and after a while, he took it off again and admitted his mistake to his wife: "Wife, I was wrong, I shouldn't lie to you." β
He bowed his head in shame.
Lee Yuna: "I have prenatal syndrome, but I'm not stupid. β
She was a little sad: "I can tell what is deception and what is love!"
Many of the girls had tears in their eyes.
The appeal of this line is too strong.
"I know exactly what is deception and what is love!"
Yes, didn't Wang Yu's eldest brother do everything to make his wife feel at ease, he gave almost everything for his wife.
Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Wife!"
He walked up to his wife and hugged her.
Lee Yuna: "Husband!"
This scene touched many people.
Xu Qian: "Ahhhh
He squatted on the sofa, put his arm on the edge of the sofa, buried his face in his arm and cried bitterly, Wang Yu's eldest brother and his wife glanced at Xu Qian, looked at each other, and hugged again.
All........
"Crit!"
"A naked show of affection. β
"On Xu Qian's psychological shadow area... β
"Xu Qian takes 10,000 critical damage!"
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Xu Qian got up from the sofa and walked up to Wang Yu's eldest brother and his wife: "Or?"
Wang Yu's eldest brother wiped the tears on his wife's face, and the two looked at Hao Jian: "Shall I ask you two to take a bath?"
Li Yun'er: "Hehe, Hao Jian, I also want to thank you." β
She took Hao Jian's money out of the pocket of her maternity clothes, and Hao Jian was just about to take the money, and I still ...... this money Uhhhhh
Lee Yoon-a suddenly felt very uncomfortable.
All........
Poor Xu Qianγγγγγγ
Wang Yu's eldest brother: "Hey, what's wrong with my wife?"
Xu Qian: "I'm going to give birth!"
Wang Yu's eldest brother: "What should I do!"
Xu Qian: "Send to the hospital." β
He waved his hand.
Brother Wang Yu: "Hmm." β
He picked up his wife and ran out the door.
Li Yun'er: "Hao Jian, uh~ this money." β
She stretched out her hand holding the money and wanted to give it to Hao Jian: "Uh, money, money......"
Xu Qian: "What kind of money, you should give it to the child!"
The sketch ended here, and the audience's thunderous applause rang out, and they watched Xu Qian and the three of them leave, and the applause did not stop until the three of them walked away.