Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Washboard Figure
"Wild raspberry! The taste is a must for the fruits of the mountains, sweet and sweet, sweet and sour, there is this season in the year, and it is gone after that, once you miss it, ......you will regret it for the rest of your life."
Ye Feng's eyebrows fluttered when he ate, and he looked like he didn't have time to pay attention to Jiang Yixue, but the more he was like this, the more greedy Jiang Yixue became.
"Ye Feng, can you discuss, I'll exchange beef jerky with you?" After swallowing her saliva, Jiang Yixue prayed.
The wild raspberry was so beautiful, even though she had eaten a lot of those so-called green fruits. But compared to the wild raspberries, the fruit looked like a lump of soaring, as if something was missing......
That kind of thing should be the spirituality of the mountains.
This spirituality can only grow in the mountains and wilderness, and cannot be cultivated by artificiality.
"No, I don't change. ”
Ye Feng refused Jiang Yixue without hesitation, and after his eyes rolled, a touch of cunning appeared in his eyes, and he said: "But you can buy it, two hundred each, pay with one hand, and deliver it with the other!"
"Two hundred! Damn guy, you want money, you want to go crazy!"
Jiang Yixue doesn't mention how depressed she is, it costs money to treat a disease, and it costs money to eat a fruit?!
Without thinking, taking advantage of Ye Feng's inattention, she grabbed two wild raspberries from Ye Feng's hand with a sharp grasp of her hand, and then hurriedly stuffed them into her mouth.
With just a slight touch of her upper and lower teeth, Jiang Yixue felt a sweet and sour pulp burst in her mouth.
The puree, with its unique fragrant aroma, almost made her reluctant to swallow it, but squinted her eyes and tasted it carefully.
Unfortunately, the wild raspberries are too small.
Although she squinted and tasted it carefully, it only took a moment for her to swallow the fragrant syrup into her stomach.
Such a unique taste of the mountains and wilderness made her completely forget that she was the female president who had to have thousands of people to carry out the order in the past, and like a child, she snatched a bunch of wild raspberries from Ye Feng's hand, picked a handful and stuffed it into her mouth.
After a while, she was eating a mouth full of purple-red fruit pulp.
The color of the fruit pulp made Jiang Yixue's already attractive red lips even fuller and more gorgeous, making people eager to pounce on it and kiss it.
Looking at her appearance, Ye Feng smiled without saying a word, his eyes were full of playfulness.
Although the taste of wild raspberries is good, the acidity of this wild mountain thing is far greater than that of artificially cultivated fruits.
So this thing has another name in the mountains, called 'sour tooth'.
You may not be aware of it when you first eat it, but according to Jiang Yixue's vigorous eating method, it's no wonder that you don't pour your teeth into soreness in the end!
The taste of sore teeth, Ye Feng had experienced it, that uncomfortable feeling, like a mouth full of teeth that he couldn't feel it.
Even if it's a piece of tender raw water tofu, I don't dare to bite hard.
Sure enough, after a while, Jiang Yixue, who was already suffering from tooth decay, covered her cheeks and whined.
It's not that she doesn't want to speak, but as long as she has a mouth, and before the words come out, saliva will drip down the corners of her mouth.
"Don't look at me like that, I can't help it, who asked you to rob me without asking? Bear with me, it should be fine after waiting for a long time." ”
Seeing Jiang Yixue's pleading eyes, Ye Feng grinned evilly.
In fact, he can't solve this kind of tooth soreness, as long as he finds two wild mountain onions and tears them and sticks them on the gums, he can ease the acidity, and the simplest is to get some baking soda powder to wipe it.
Although there is no baking soda powder in the mountains and forests, wild mountains and onions are everywhere, but Ye Feng is happy to see Jiang Yixue suffer a little bit, so he didn't find a solution for her.
In this way, Ye Feng took Jiang Yixue, who was dripping with saliva, all the way forward, and when the sun rose high in the sky, the two walked to a small stream, looked at the sky, Ye Feng smiled and said, "Let's rest here, eat and then move forward." ”
"Eat?"
As soon as she heard this, Jiang Yixue's eyes lit up, and she felt that she had finally seized the opportunity to take revenge on Ye Feng, so she covered her cheeks and laughed: "All the food is here, you brought some spices, do you plan to use the stream water to drink the peppercorn powder?"
"You just wait for me to eat and drink spicy food, drooling and greedy next to it......"
Ye Feng sneered, looked into the half-waist-high thatched bushes beside the stream, and casually picked up a few finger-sized stones from the ground.
"Still eating and drinking spicy?"
Jiang Yixue pursed her lips, felt the corners of her mouth hot, and after saliva flowed out, she hurriedly held her chin with her hand and said, "Are you going to go down to the river to fish, but in this creek, I'm afraid there are only fish fry!"
"What is a fish?"
Ye Feng shook his head with a smile, then his feet suddenly lifted up, and he stomped the ground, and his mouth was even more snorting. This sudden action frightened Jiang Yixue for a moment, and she thought that Ye Feng was scaring herself again.
But before she could scold Ye Feng, a 'fluttering' sound suddenly sounded in the thatch not far away.
Immediately afterwards, two wild birds with colorful plumage and long tail feathers flew up from the thatch.
Laugh at!
At the same time as the wild bird flew up, Ye Feng's hand waved like lightning, and several stones flew out with a sound of breaking through the air.
Poof!
Poof!
The stone flew by, and the two wild birds fell heavily to the ground, obviously killed by Ye Feng.
Such a high target!
Jiang Yixue's eyes widened, from the time the wild bird flew up to Ye Feng's shot, I was afraid that there was only a few tenths and a few seconds of preparation time in between.
But even so, two flying stones can kill a wild bird, and this hand is even more powerful than a sharpshooter.
And what Jiang Yixue didn't consider was that to be able to do this, not only must you be accurate, but your finger power must also be incredibly strong!
But soon, Jiang Yixue realized something, held her chin and said with a wicked smile: "Dead guy, you're going to be unlucky." Dare to fight wild birds, see my aunt and grandmother, I won't report you, and then you will wait to squat. ”
"Wild birds, what wild birds, you city people really don't know ......."
Ye Feng shook his head disdainfully, pulled up his trousers and flowed across the river to pick up the two wild birds whose heads were broken by stones, shook them, and said, "Look clearly, this is a wild pheasant!"
Jiang Yixue was a little disappointed when she heard this, but she still said strongly: "Pheasants are also wild animals. ”
"Yes, you go and report it! Let's see if you report it quickly, or if I kill you first and then kill you, and then kill the woman faster. Even if I don't, I can find a deep mountain and an old forest and sell you to a seventy-year-old bachelor as a wife......
Ye Feng's face sank, and he sneered.
Looking at Ye Feng's cold eyes, Jiang Yixue trembled, and couldn't help but take two steps back.
The mountain is high and the emperor is far away, if Ye Feng really wants to do something, he really can't stop him.
Especially for a seventy-year-old bachelor as a wife, thinking about the wrinkled appearance, she felt sick to her stomach.
"If you don't have four taels of flesh all over your body, who wants to pay attention to you. Sell it to a seventy-year-old bachelor, and people still dislike you like a washboard......"
At this moment, Ye Feng glanced up and down at Jiang Yixue a few times and smiled disdainfully.
"You damn guy, you dare to scare me!"
Seeing Ye Feng's smile, Jiang Yixue reacted and picked up her pink fist to fight.
However, thinking about this guy's rough skin, he would only be tired in the end after a few punches, so he had to puff up, then straighten his chest and say, "Washboard?
"No, you're not like a washboard, you're like Mt. Fuji, right?"
Looking at the arc that looked particularly attractive because it stood up, Ye Feng's eyes lit up, and he couldn't take his eyes off it.
"Pervert!"
Jiang Yixue was embarrassed, and hurriedly hugged her hands to her chest.
She is really convinced now, it seems that no matter how she tosses with Ye Feng, she will suffer in the end.