My name is Momo, what are you talking about? Momo? Of course I have nothing to do with that software. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info when my master gave me this name, the famous dating software had not yet come out.

Again, it's a little more forceful.

My name is Momo, Dongbei Yin (yin), high school education, I have a house, no car, no job, and now I am in a bar called Dafenglai every day.

Why do I go clubbing every day? Are you willing to do it? It's not unlucky, the small shop I opened downstairs is this bar, and the little music starts every night, and when I first moved here, I listened to the song, but later, I almost didn't torture me, a master in the world, into a nervous patient (neurasthenia).

So I thought of such an idea, anyway, my business is not very easy to do (belongs to the kind that has been open for three years), it is better to sleep during the day, go clubbing at night, and call me if there is something, anyway, I am downstairs, and I can't miss anything.

Seeing this, you should understand what I do, no, I'm not a pyramid scheme.

Seriously, the gentleman is a psychological counselor, the one above the bar is my small clinic, as for whether anyone comes to the door to be slaughtered, then you really don't have to worry, there must be, of course, if I am really mentally ill, I really can't fix it, but there are some indescribable, unclear things, then you come to me, it's really reliable.

The scope of my business is huge, and basically everyone who comes here is satisfied, and it is not a problem to treat a disease, find a lost person, etc.

Correspondingly, the amount of my charges, which is also quite high, do you think, those who can find me here are all rushed to the doctor, can you still care about money?

So my little life was quite nourishing, and the waiters at the bar basically knew me.

This is Yangcheng, this place is the boundary of every inch of land, I am young, and I am an idle person who went to the south to work, how can I have a house? Then you have to look down, this is a story full of pee.

As I said before, my name is Momo, but my parents are not surnamed Mo, don't think about it, I will face the wall blindly.

My name was Wu Mo before I was seven years old, and I will explain it again, my dad is my own father, and my mother is my real mother.

My family is a family of intellectuals, and the elders are still a little inky.

It is said that the son will become a dragon and the daughter will become a phoenix, that is really right, my parents have not fallen behind in preschool education.

At the age of five or six, I could understand the ancient version of the four famous novels, and there were no computer games at that time, so in Journey to the West, the great sage who could fly to the sky and the sea, capture the dragon and subdue the demon became my idol, and I dreamed of being like the great sage;

What if you have an idol?

It's a coincidence, no coincidence is not a book, my grandfather loves Huang Laozhi's learning, he has a bookshelf, which is full of such books.

Aren't all the heroes practicing kung fu from here, so I just hold this Tao Te Ching and look at it.

And I also learned the method in the book to practice qi, at first it was okay, my family thought I was calm, but then I found out that something was wrong, because I was okay and held my stomach and looked uncomfortable.

Faced with the interrogation of my parents, I refused to admit it at first, but then I couldn't hide, so I told my parents the truth.

It was a month or two after I practiced blindly, and I felt a stream of air rushing around my little belly, and at first I felt fine, and it felt cool, quite cool, but then it changed.

Wherever the air currents went, it was like being stabbed by a knife, and the pain was unbearable, and it was for this reason that I told my parents about it.

My parents were anxious when they heard this, and they didn't have time to settle accounts with me and hurriedly took me to the hospital, but after visiting the big hospitals, they came to the conclusion that there was nothing wrong with this child.

Now my parents are blind, although I can eat and drink, but the uncomfortable look on their faces is also unbearable for them.

Later, my grandfather came up with a trick, it turned out that he had a friend who lived in a broken Taoist temple on the mountain not far away.

The Taoist temple is not big, three small rooms, there is only one old Taoist living in it, and there is usually no one to incense, so my grandfather likes Huang Laozhixue, and he will go over to sit and sit if he has nothing to do.

Looking at my symptoms, my grandfather said that this baby is not practicing wrong, right?

I have to interject here, my grandfather is really right, I just didn't practice right. And if you don't have anyone to guide you, try not to practice blindly.

My aunt was running a taxi at the time, and the family rushed to the mountains due to a sudden illness.

This mountain is called Tuan Mountain, in fact, I feel like a steamed bun, and later my master said that this is a big tomb, which frightened me at the time, you must know that I have lived on this mountain for a long time.

We went up the mountain, it was close to dusk at this time, and the afterglow of the setting sun shone on the mountain peak, which made me feel a special feeling of warmth, which was very strange and difficult to describe, some like steaming.

The Taoist temple was established facing west, and the setting sun seemed to put a golden robe on this silent and nameless little Taoist temple, and the grandfather stepped forward and knocked on the door of the Taoist temple.

After a while, the door opened, and out of it came the head of a man whose hairstyle is fashionable today, with a pale golden wavy head and a small wooden hairpin pinned to his head.

This Taoist master also has a pair of gold-rimmed eyes, a big round face and a big beard.

No wonder grandpa said that this person came to the northeast to escape the catastrophe, just this honor, at first glance, it is a double agent of feudal superstition and capitalism, who will he fight if he doesn't fight?

This person's name is Mo Wen, and I don't know if it's his real name or a fake name, anyway, he should really be surnamed Mo.

He welcomed my grandfather into the house, and the smell wafted through the room, it turned out that this guy was eating, and when he looked at the things on the table, good guys, roast chicken, sausages, and white wine, it seemed that this guy's life was not bad.

I originally listened to what my grandfather said, and I thought it was a master, but now that I look at it, my aunt and I are discouraged, I thought to myself, how can there be such a master, even if the master is not rough, it will not be a short-sightedness, right?

Later, my aunt said that she was afraid that my grandfather would be deceived, so she almost didn't call the police.

The golden retriever was not embarrassed at all, and he didn't say anything to invite us to eat, but looked at us for a while, and finally stared at me with a blank look.

After watching the old man for a long time, he didn't speak, and he looked at me straight, and in the end, my grandfather couldn't hold his breath and told him what happened.

The golden retriever nodded after listening, his left index finger was on my eyebrows, and his right index finger was on the back of my head.

After a while, the warm current flowed into my lower abdomen, touching the cool air, which was quite comfortable, but as soon as it touched the cool air, a feeling of exploding appeared, as if a firecracker had exploded in my stomach.

In an instant, I fell to the ground in pain, and kept rolling around.

Grandpa and aunt panicked suddenly, but the golden retriever was still calm, he just pressed the back of my head, and I fell asleep.

Later, I listened to my grandfather, and the golden retriever asked my grandfather and aunt to carry me to another room and put me on a bed.

Then the golden retriever called my grandfather and my aunt out of the house.

He said that I had indeed gone wrong in my practice, and that my talent was indeed quite good, and that I had actually practiced the true qi by pondering it myself, but the bit of true qi I had practiced had no specific running route and method, and as a result, it kept running around in my meridians, and the more I practiced the true qi through my unremitting efforts, the more I practiced, and finally the more uncomfortable it became.

Listening to the words of the golden retriever, my grandfather was also stupid, although he liked Huang Laozhi's learning, but he didn't really have a cultivation method, most of that kind of thing was at the bottom of the box from each family, and it was far from being something that grandpa could touch.

Originally, Grandpa thought about letting the golden retriever disperse my true anger, but the golden retriever shook his head again and again.

"It's not difficult for me to get rid of this child's true anger, but in the future, this child will be wasted. ”

Lao Dao shook his head and said the reason, it turned out that dispersing my true qi would be equivalent to abolishing my body, abolishing my cultivation qualifications, and I would not be able to continue cultivating in the future, of course, this is not the most important thing, the main thing is that my body will get worse and worse in the future, and I can only barely live, my spiritual head will get worse and worse, and in the end, don't think about any big achievements.

Grandpa also screamed when he heard it, and finally grandpa thought of a way, that is, let this golden retriever accept me as an apprentice, and if there is a method of cultivation, won't it be fine.

Originally, my grandfather didn't want me to learn these things, after all, these gods and ghosts seem to be really not up to grade now, and they look like liars, but now there is really no way.

My grandfather wanted me to learn this, but the request of the golden retriever made my grandfather worried, that is, his skills are all passed down from the family, and there are not only skills but also rules, and his skills can only be passed on to his own family, not to people with foreign surnames, that is to say, if I want to learn skills from him, then I must change my surname, not Wu, I have to change my surname Mo.

The golden retriever bit very tightly about this, and he didn't let me call him dad or anything, but I had to be the same as his last name.

My grandfather and my aunt couldn't call the shots for such a big deal, so they left me in the Taoist temple and ran back home by themselves.

My parents were anxious when they heard it, and they didn't do anything, they originally wanted to find another capable person nearby, and learn from him, but my home is in the northeast, and the nearby Taoist family really can't find it, and there are a lot of dancing gods, but obviously it's not the same way as me.

So after a few days of struggle, my parents agreed to the golden retriever's request with great grievances.

The golden retriever is quite capable, and it didn't take long for me to worship under his door and practice the exercises handed down by his ancestors, and the true qi in my stomach calmed down.

At first, I listened to and respected this product, but later I found out that this guy eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, and has everything, so he went to save the runaway woman when he had nothing to do.

I studied Taoism with him for several years, and in the end he didn't have anything to teach me, so he slipped away quietly, leaving a note, saying that my ability is not small, and the rest is practice, and he can already become a teacher, and finally the old guy also said that he went out to travel the world, according to the current words, that the world is so big, he wants to go and see.

Of course, I still have to go to school, but I always feel that there is no comparison with mortals, and I don't want to study hard, I didn't get admitted to the undergraduate after graduating from high school, and I don't want to go to college, so I plan to go out and break through.