41. Please raise your hand to speak
"Xiaoshuang opens the door...... I'm going to be captured by the bad guys~ You still don't care about me!"
Although the words are tragic, the deeds are very rampant.
The door of the study was slammed by Candy, seeing that the shooting didn't work, Xiaoshuang hid inside and ignored her, Candy was angry, raised her little feet, and clicked twice.
Tang Shuang opened the door with a headache, and a little short leg didn't have time to retract, snapped!
Candy laughed dryly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, you're an adult~", after speaking, he got in from under his armpit.
As soon as Tang Shuang turned around, the little man had already stood on the chair, and with curiosity, he picked up the drawing paper on the desk and looked left and right.
Tang Shuang was worried, afraid that she would tear it up "accidentally", it was the illustration of "Romance of the Dragon and Snake" that he drew for more than an hour to take shape, "Put it down!"
Candy pouted, muttered "stingy", and threw away the paper.
Tang Shuangfei pounced, but it was okay, it was okay! It almost fell into the teacup! "Be careful!"
Candy Candy stared at the computer with her small body on her stomach again, as if she had discovered a big event that shocked the world, and her already big eyes opened to the limit: "Xiaoshuang~ Do you really want to be a writer? Wow, you are so good, do your parents know? Do you support you? What do you write? I don't understand, well, I'm still too young, I know too few words, and when I grow up, I can teach you the ...... of being a writer."
Tang Shuang hugged her down angrily: "I thank you, Tang Tang supports me the most, don't make trouble, you go out now to support me the most, how about it?"
Candy said angrily: "People are praising you, you still drive people out, how can you be a brother like this, it's not stable at all!"
Tang Shuang: "......"
"You just said that there are bad guys going to arrest you? Where? You're lying again, aren't you?"
Candy automatically blocked out the problems that were unfavorable to her, looked left and right in the study, and saw Zhao Yunjian hanging on the wall, who was interested, and wanted to take it down, but she couldn't reach it, so she jumped up, "Xiaoshuang help quickly~ Quickly lift me high!"
Tang Shuang not only did not lift her high, but put one hand on her little shoulder and held her: "What are you doing with a sword, this is very dangerous, stay honest." ”
Candy Er said in a heartfelt voice: "I'm thinking about you, the bad guy came and Candy Er drove him away with a sword." ”
Tang Shuang: "You're amazing, but it's good for me." ”
Candy: "Xiaoshuang, you are stupid, if I am captured by the bad guys, you will be beaten flat by your father, scolded and cried by your sister, disgusted by your mother, and shaved by Dabai......"
"Okay, okay, don't be verbose, go out, let me be quiet, being a writer is to be quiet. Tang Shuang wanted to grab her and throw her out.
"I don't speak! I'll be a quiet baby, okay?" Candy climbed into her chair and sat down.
Tang Shuang couldn't help her: "I believe you once, stay obediently, and invite you to eat delicious food after a while." ”
As soon as Candy heard that there was something delicious, her eyes lit up, she nodded vigorously, and covered her mouth with one hand, indicating that she had to shut up for the sake of deliciousness!
Tang Shuang sat back in front of the computer, sorted out the thoughts that had been disrupted just now, and just typed two lines of words, the chatter of Candy Er started again.
"Xiaoshuang, how long will it take in a while?"
Tang Shuang looked at his watch, it was 11 o'clock in the morning, and said, "There is still an hour, remember! ”
Candy Candy muttered and calculated how long an hour was, and said, "Xiaoshuang, if there is something particularly important, can Tang Tang speak?"
Tang Shuang: "What is particularly important can you do? Do you want to eat or pee your pants? Bear with me, don't speak, even if you want to speak, you can't say it directly, you must raise your hand first and agree before you can speak." ”
"I can't pee my pants!
Candy Candy felt insulted, and her little hands crossed her chest, with an expression that I will ignore you if you don't apologize.
Although Tang Shuang wants this effect, it is good to ignore him, but for the sake of the children's emotions, he said: "I just made an analogy, and I didn't really say that you peed your pants, Candy is already a big child, this kind of child's thing can't be done, right?"
"Hmph~"
Tang Shuang: "Okay, from now on, don't speak, please raise your hand when you speak." ”
Candy spread out her little hands and said as a matter of course, "What do you have to reward me?"
Tang Shuang said angrily: "Shall I reward you with a snap of your fingers?"
"Would you like to reward me with an ice cream?
Tang Shuang: "Okay! I will reward you with an ice cream~"
Candy'er's big eyes instantly smiled: "yes yes ~ Xiaoshuang is a good person!"
Tang Shuang gestured to her, and Candy nodded and immediately closed her mouth.
…… After about ten minutes, Candy Candy had reached the limit of her patience and raised her little hand to indicate that she had something to say.
Tang Shuangquan didn't see it and hung her out.
Candy could only raise her hands higher, stand on the chair, jump up, climb onto the desk, and crawl forward......
Tang Shuang's main line of sight is on the computer, but the line of sight outside the main force is secretly observing the restless Tang Tang children's shoes.
At this moment, a black-clothed villain jumped out of his heart uncontrollably, instigating Tang Shuang to pick up the candy and beat it, and then throw it into a small room and confined it.
However, another villain in white also jumped out and kindly asked Tang Shuang to stay calm, Candy is a younger sister, only 5 years old, to be tolerant, to love, to be patient......
The villain in black and the villain in white quarreled and ended up in a mess......
"What are you doing?" Candy Candy had already crawled behind the computer, and the small brain melon seeds were sticking out from behind the screen, and Tang Shuang couldn't ignore it no matter how blind he was.
Candy: "Xiaoshuang, why are you so serious, do you have candy in your eyes?"
Tang Shuang: "What's the matter?"
Candy Candy sat on the desk, and Tang Shuang lifted her little ass up and rescued a stack of manuscript paper.
"I'm hungry and want to eat!"
"Half an hour to go! ”
Candy shook her head and said that she couldn't help it, her little belly grunted very cooperatively, she immediately lifted her little clothes, pointed to the deflated little belly and said, "Xiaoshuang, listen, you're really hungry." ”
Tang Shuang held her forehead and was speechless, pulled down her clothes to cover her little belly, and educated: "You are becoming more and more casual now, how can a girl's little belly be exposed casually!
In the face of hunger, the higher needs of shame are no longer concerned, and Candy yells: "I want to eat~ I want to eat~"
Tang Shuang gave the mobile phone to Candy: "Give you a chance to perform, you come to order, how about we eat pizza?"
"Okay, okay, look at me!" Candy Candy took the phone and started chatting directly: "Crooked, are you Xiao Deng?
Candy looked up and asked Tang Shuang: "Who is Xiao Deng asking Tang Tang?"
Tang Shuang: "You just said the old Tang family." ”
Candy said to the phone: "Old Tang's! We want to eat pizza, well, ......."
Candy looked up again and asked Tang Shuang, "Xiao Deng said that he wanted to cut it into eight pieces or twelve?"
Tang Shuang didn't raise his head and said, "You can do it yourself." ”
Candy said to Xiao Deng on the phone: "You can do it yourself, but eight pieces is too little, you still have to cut it into twelve pieces, otherwise your little belly will not be full." ”
Tang Shuang: "......"