No. 376: Shouting

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After Linda said on the phone that the child was asleep, Xu Cheng handed the phone to Yang Yiru: "A woman said that your daughter was asleep." ”

Yang Yiru took the phone: "Thank you." ”

Xu Cheng shook his head: "It's nothing. After hesitating for a moment, he couldn't help but ask, "Since you don't worry about your child, why did you run away from home?"

"I came to find the father of the child. Yang Yiru said.

"Did he run away from home too?"

Yang Yiru said faintly: "No, he had to leave me and the child." ”

Xu Cheng sneered: "What other compelling reason can you abandon your wife? ”

Yang Yiru looked at Xu Cheng strangely, wanting to laugh but didn't.

"Then have you found your husband?" asked Xu Cheng.

Yang Yiru nodded silently: "I found it, but he doesn't seem to want to recognize me." ”

"It just doesn't make sense. Xu Cheng wanted to comment unevenly, but after thinking about it, he said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I seem to have asked a little too much." ”

"It's fine. Yang Yiru smiled bitterly: "I believe I will let my husband recognize me and take him home." ”

"If he doesn't recognize it, he's not blessed. Xu Cheng said disdainfully, and then comforted Yang Yiru: "Don't worry about such a man." ”

With that, he went back to his room.

Yang Yiru pursed her lips, and waited for Xu Cheng to enter the room before muttering, "Fool, are you talking about yourself?"

When Xu Cheng got up the next day, he was woken up by incense, and when he opened the door, he saw that the table in the living room was already full of three dishes, and Yang Yiru had just come over from the kitchen with a soup nAd1 (

"It's time to eat. Yang Yiru smiled at him and said, "Go wash your face." ”

Xu Cheng swallowed his saliva, then went to wash up, and soon came over to sit and pick up chopsticks and take a bite.

"It tastes great. Xu Cheng exclaimed.

Yang Yiru smiled and looked at him with her hands on the table: "It's delicious, isn't it?"

Xu Cheng nodded, and while stuffing food into his mouth, he fought quickly, and he couldn't stop at all.

Yang Yiru saw him like this, and finally knew why her daughter Luoluo was a foodie.

"Then do you want to be able to eat such a meal every day?" asked Yang Yiru with a smile.

"I think I can't even eat this kind of cooking in a big restaurant. Xu Cheng hurriedly snapped the case: "If you want me to say, your husband is blind, and his wife, who is so beautiful and virtuous and can make such a good meal, is actually left behind, hum, it's stupid." ”

Yang Yiru coughed: "Okay, don't talk to him yet, since you want to eat these meals every day, how about taking me with you to see a doctor?"

Xu Cheng put down his chopsticks and asked her very solemnly, "Why do you have to go with me to set up a stall to see a doctor?"

Yang Yiru hurriedly thought of a wording: "Anyway, I can't find my husband every day, so I just go to the street with you, there are more people in the place you go, you can meet a little, and I can help you a little." ”

Xu Cheng thought for a while: "Okay, for the sake of your husband's heart, I'll help you find it." ”

"That's great. Yang Yiru was slightly happy: "Come, eat more, I will have more than 30 kinds of dishes, and you won't get tired of eating every day of the week." ”

Xu Cheng entered the state of sweeping again: nAd2 (

After that, he took Yang Yiru, a beautiful woman, to set up a stall.

Sure enough, projects with girls are always attractive, especially after this girl is still a beautiful woman who has captivated the country and the city, there are more and more crowds watching Xucheng's stalls.

But he wondered, are these people blind with such a big signboard, why are all the eyeballs on Yang Yiru's body?

Xu Cheng probably counted it, there were almost more than 30 people, and they all came to see the beauty Yang Yiru, they picked up their mobile phones one by one to take pictures, and it seemed that Xu Cheng had become a passerby in the lens......

At this time, if you don't roar twice, it's a waste of so many people watching.

Xu Cheng coughed, pointed to his signboard and shouted: "Cure all diseases, Tong Su is not bullied." ”

As a result, these people still ignored him, which deeply hurt Xu Cheng's heart.

Yang Yiru found this, and when she saw him helpless, she covered her mouth and smiled, and then shouted at the crowd: "Come on, come on, let's take a look at our ancestral dog skin plaster, external and internal injuries will be cured as soon as they are applied." ”

Some men coaxed: "What a spirit." ”

As soon as they asked, Xu Cheng knew that the opportunity had come, and hurriedly picked up a plaster he had made with traditional Chinese medicine, stood up and walked to the crowd and said: "This sentence is right, what about my ointment, unless the internal bone is dislocated or the bone is displaced, the bone is generally bruised and injured. Bone cracking and other symptoms can be treated with this ointment, which will be effective in less than three days, and this trauma, as long as the wound is not particularly large, such as cutting into the artery or reaching the small trauma within the third degree of disability, such as being cut by a knife, breaking the skin or swelling caused by a collision, this ointment can be used to ensure that it will be effective in one day. ”

"Is it true, is there such a bullish ointment?" Some people questioned that the fakes that relied on beautiful women to create gimmicks in these years are better than the other, and everyone is used to this loss.

"yes, how much do you sell for this effectiveness?" someone asked nAd3 (

Xu Cheng immediately replied with a smile: "It's not expensive, 500 yuan a piece of ointment." ”

"What!500 yuan? You rob it? It's okay if you're really that effective, but is it possible? Since it's blown out, your price is too expensive, eh, everyone should disperse, originally it was for the sake of the beauty, everyone had a show, but I didn't expect it to be so dark, do you think the person you shouted is the big star Ye Yunshi? It's so expensive, who wants to buy it. ”

"That's it, let's disperse. ”

Xu Cheng smacked his lips and shouted: "You get what you pay for, do we know how to appreciate it?" Now it's raining outside, if I brag about it, I guarantee that I will be struck by lightning?"

Everyone dispersed.

Yang Yiru saw Xu Cheng sitting down and smoking his cigarette again, walked up to him and comforted: "It's okay, there will always be people who appreciate your goods." ”

As soon as she finished speaking, a woman wearing a frog belt and sunglasses walked up to his stall, this woman's silhouette was so delicate that even if you didn't have to see her eyes, it was not difficult to see that it was a beautiful woman, and if you wanted to score her, the upper circumference that was about to be torn by the military uniform must add countless points.

"Seeing the cow flying in the sky, I see who is bragging, it turns out that it is a Lang Zhong who has no medical qualification certificate? Hehe, in order to sell goods, you do not hesitate to curse yourself for being struck by lightning, and you are also full of hard work. The woman scoffed.

Xu Cheng spat out a puff of cigarette: "Do you want to buy it? Don't waste your saliva if you don't buy it." ”P

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