Section 6: Formal Martial Arts
Xiao Fei has a deep hatred for the feudal society, because once the food is ready, it will be swept away by everyone, and as a servant, he only has some soup and water, and the scraps are accompanied by cold and scorching. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info like some precious bear's paw and the like, there is not much left, where is there anything for him to eat.
But the mountain man has his own tricks, and he finally came up with a good way to avoid fighting for your life at the dinner table. The so-called building near the water gets the moon first, and he often sneaks into the kitchen with everything to eat in the middle of the night when he can't see his fingers and the black lights are blind, like a little mouse. Now he no longer steals, but steals food, and gives me some delicious food by the way, I have nothing to do, and I have a good meal, but the bad cook complains to me every day that there is not enough firewood in the house.
Now he is also round and smooth, white and round, and his face is full of oil. The face is even more white and red, which is different. "Didn't you say you wouldn't steal anything?" I deliberately laughed at him.
"Haven't you heard? Stealing a book is not stealing, and stealing food should not be considered stealing, and if you don't eat it too, then you are also a harborer. He said confidently.
"I said why did you think of me so kindly, you wanted to drag me into the water, you scoundrel, watch the fight. "He doesn't see the situation well, and he is about to slip away. The two of us chased and frolicked in the yard.
"By the way, we should go to the mountains and get some peppers and other seeds, as the saying goes, sow in the spring and harvest in the fall." He suddenly said, he is really full of food and delicious food, and he has to eat and drink enough, and he hates the bad taste.
"The food here is good, but the fly in the ointment is that there is no chili flavor, and there are too few varieties. We trotted all the way to the temple where the incense was flourishing on the mountain, and when the pilgrims were unprepared, we retrieved all kinds of seeds from the belly of the Maitreya Buddha. Xiao Fei carefully exposed the seeds to the sun, sprinkled the seedlings into the loess in turn, watered the soil, and was very busy, "Great, you can eat chili peppers in summer." He looked excited. I said with admiration, "You, a farmer in the Song Dynasty, still deserve to be presentable, and God sent you to the countryside, it seems that it is really useful, otherwise I really don't know how to sow seeds and fertilize, and I won't be able to eat spicy and delicious Chaotian spicy." ”
We were laughing, and Little Seed ran over panting, "But I have found your master and servant, you Xiaofei is not bad, loyal, inseparable," he asked curiously, "What were you talking about just now, eyebrows flying, happy?"
"Haha, the early birds have worms, I didn't expect to say that Cao Cao Cao has arrived. By the way, there's something. I quickly turned back to the subject.
"I was going to change my name next time. By the way, Master Zhong told you to go to the back of Pingba and formally teach martial arts. Everyone didn't expect her to recover so quickly, thanks to the careful care of the Purple Moon Girl. "The little bug is very talkative. I thought to myself, "Where is me, thanks to antibiotics?" "Great, Master is going to teach us, don't be sluggish, let's go quickly." Xiao Fei said excitedly, eager to try.
On this day, the wind was clear, the flowers were fragrant, and the little insects took us to a clearing outside the Pingba. The clearing was surrounded on three sides by mountains, and these mountains were so steep that they seemed to be cut neatly with a great sword. Not far from the clearing is green grass and trees. The pear, peach, and apricot trees are all vying to reveal the flowers, red red, white white, green green, colorful, colorful. I can't help but sigh that the master is quite good at choosing the teaching venue, and this spring breeze in the wilderness makes people feel relaxed and refreshed. It's really absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, swallowing and absorbing the new. It's like modern society, where you have to be stuffed in the classroom since kindergarten, and you don't get a little liberated until you graduate from college.
As far as the eye can see, there are many deep and shallow large earth pits in the distance of the endless flat land, and there are some high and low plum blossom stakes erected there, as well as all kinds of shining weapons scattered on the weapon racks, punctual little insects they have just practiced.
"Master Zhong, do you have to stay in the wild when it's windy and rainy?" someone asked, and Master nodded. "Can I hold an umbrella then, or will it really blow the flowers off my head?" asked the stinky sword spirit, wearing a delicate camellia on her head, which was lined with red lips and white teeth. There was a burst of laughter below. "We are practicing martial arts, and we are not more beautiful, so don't be afraid of hardship. Master said calmly.
"By the way, Master Zhong, what are you learning today, dancing with knives, playing sticks, or practicing swords?" Xiao Fei asked impatiently.
Master waved his hand and motioned for us to sit on the floor, cleared his throat, and began to speak: "Now is the time for us to officially learn martial arts. Today, we are going to learn the first and most important lesson of martial arts. Master said unhurriedly.
"Ah, I'm only learning the first lesson now?" said Na Jia'er with a stunned glare, "What were those you learned before?" she asked, puzzled, and everyone looked at each other in confusion.
"You've been here to help for so long, and you've only been exercising your shins, and you've not really studied martial arts systematically. At that time, the main consideration was that your minds were not yet mature. Now, everyone is about 5 years old, and you can officially start learning martial arts. The name of our first class was Wude. "I smiled, it turned out that it was to give us an ideological and political lesson. Everyone nodded disapprovingly, and Xiao Fei also hung up to express his dissatisfaction.
However, the master did not follow the script, but followed the good guidance step by step. "Everyone, why did you come to learn martial arts?" Master did not directly introduce what martial arts were, but everyone became interested again.
"I want to fight all the invincible opponents in the world, and I will be invincible. Even if you can't beat it, you have to bite the invincible opponent in the world-" Jia'er said excitedly.
"They said that learning martial arts will make people beautiful, and they will marry a good family in the future, so I came to learn martial arts. Sword Spirit looked confused.
Everyone leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, "Oh, how old are you, just thinking about getting married, haha, shame is not ashamed!" Jia'er also joined the ridicule.
"What's this. My mother often tells me that men are afraid of entering the wrong industry, women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, I am not planning for a rainy day, make plans early, you don't laugh at me, when I find Ruyi Langjun, you are too late to be jealous. She said disapprovingly, and everyone laughed again, which was really childish.
"I just want to follow my father's example, majestic on the rivers and lakes, say one thing or another, so that the women all cast envious eyes and give them a hug, hey, it's a pity that this is useless to my father, my father said that it is enough to have my mother. "Quicksand is sorry to say that this guy must be a playboy when he grows up. Everyone laughed too.
I said, "Martial arts is to take charge of the injustices in the world, and when you see the injustices on the road, draw your sword to help." Master nodded in satisfaction.
Xiao Fei said, "To learn martial arts is to save the common people! Save tens of millions of people from fire and water!" The little friends were stunned, they really didn't see that a servant had such ambitions, and even the master nodded.
This guy has read too many punctual martial arts books and talks one by one. According to himself, he was a fan of novels in junior high school, and in order to watch Jin Yong's "Chivalrous Journey", he blatantly ignored the teacher's lectures and turned a blind eye to the teacher, the teacher was very angry, and the consequences were very serious. Ask him to invite his parents to come to school. He thought that naturally a meal of fried meat with bamboo shoots was indispensable. I simply didn't go to school for a year, and I hid in the village temple to read novels leisurely, but I sucked the aura of heaven and earth all day long, the essence of the sun and the moon, and no one in the village thought that the bohemian truant teenager was admitted to college later, and after graduation, he successfully entered the big thief group to work. According to him, fortunately he went early, and now their group only recruits graduate students. Even if he was sincere, Jin Shi was open, and finally got his wish and crossed into the martial arts gang in the Great Song Dynasty, but it was a pity that he was a little servant.
The master nodded approvingly, and everyone said well, and the people below happily commented on their own tastes and were complacent. "Okay, now I'll tell you what martial arts are?"
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