Chapter 285: Joyful Canvassing
The battle between Yang Fan and Wang Zhen will result in inevitable. However, it is worth mentioning that these two birdmen play quite decently, at least it is more interesting than the battle between Li Mingyu and Gao Fei.
The two of you went back and forth, fighting happily, and the final result was that Yang Fan kicked Wang Zhen's chest, Wang Zhen flew out upside down, landed with a "bang", and was "unconscious".
"Wang Zhen, elimination. Meng Zhehui lightly announced the results.
Yang Fan slowly walked back to the first row and sat down, secretly wiping a handful of sweat! Fuck, just like that just now, he was so tired......
"Big brother, only Yang Fan and Li Mingyu are left, in my opinion, why don't you directly elect a new big brother today?" Shi Wansi said to Meng Zhehui at this time: "The second round is to let them each canvass for votes, the little brothers in the hall are here, and there is no need to change the time, right?"
In Meng Zhehui's design, today is just a knockout round. As for the second round of canvassing, it will be held another day. However, when Shi Wansi said this at this time, it made the other big brothers nod involuntarily.
Indeed, there were only four people vying for the position of the new big brother, so why change the time?
Meng Zhehui smiled and said, "It's okay." ”
These little brothers who are here today are the backbone of the Zhongxing Association, although they are the younger brothers of the big brothers. But most of them are old members of the Zhongxing Association, so there is no need to worry about fake tickets. Of course, fake votes are also unavoidable, Li Mingyu is Shi Wansi's right-hand brother, and Shi Wansi's younger brother will definitely vote for Li Mingyu.
However, Wu Chenghai's younger brother will also vote for Yang Fan.
The key is to see how many votes Yang Fan and Li Mingyu can get from these old members of the Zhongxing Association!
"Yang Fan, Li Mingyu, you two come up!" Meng Zhehui looked at the two of them and said, "Now is your canvassing time!"
After saying this, Meng Zhehui said into the microphone again: "Which of Yang Fan and Li Mingyu can become the new big brother depends on everyone." When they finish canvassing for votes, everyone can write the names of the people you support on a piece of paper and vote at the ballot box. Now let the two of them canvass for votes!"
Yang Fan frowned, he hadn't figured out how to fool these old members of the Zhongxing Association! On the other hand, Li Mingyu had a pale face, and seemed to be confident.
Yang Fan and Li Mingyu took the stage again, and the two stood on one side and faced the microphone in front of them.
Just when Yang Fan didn't know what to say, Li Mingyu had already spoken: "Yang Fan, the newly expanded territory is adjacent to your eldest brother's hall, right?"
"That's right. Yang Fan looked at Li Mingyu in amazement and replied, I don't know how this birdman could ask such an idiotic question at this time.
"Then do you know how many night clubs there are in this newly expanded territory, and how large are these night clubs?" Hearing Yang Fan's answer, Li Mingyu asked with a smug expression.
"I don't know. Yang Fan shook his head slowly and answered truthfully.
"Then do you know how many markets there are in the newly expanded territory, and how many hardware stores are in these markets?" asked Li Mingyu again.
"I don't know. Yang Fan shook his head again, but he felt a little puzzled in his heart, why did the question asked by this birdman feel so familiar?
Li Mingyu changed his words at this time and asked Yang Fan loudly: "You don't know how many night clubs there are in Xintangkou, you don't know how large these night clubs are, how do you arrange for the younger brother to show people?"
You don't know how many markets there are in Xintangkou, how many hardware stores are in each market, how to buy guys and cut people, how to protect the yards you see?
This is the most basic thing, you don't even know anything about it, how can you be this new big brother?"
Fuck! This birdman is taking his brother as a raw man?
Hearing this, Yang Fan had completely remembered that the question asked by Li Mingyu, the birdman, wasn't it the question that the pheasant asked when the mountain chicken and Sheng Fan were competing for the handle in Tuen Mun in "The Battle of the Crazy Boys"?
Fuck, this birdman is asking himself these questions?
However, when I think about it, the situation between myself and this birdman at this time is really fucking the same as the plot in the movie?
In fact, not only Yang Fan, but many people here have already reacted at this time! Seeing the scene in the movie appear in front of their eyes, they all desperately held back their laughter! At this time, Li Mingyu has undoubtedly turned into a pheasant, while Yang Fan has sadly become a speechless idiot.
Will Yang Fan also accuse Li Mingyu of messing around like Shengfan? Obviously, no, because Yang Fan has no idea what stupid things Li Mingyu has done. Even if he knew, Yang Fan wouldn't say it at this time, because as soon as he said it, he really became an idiot......
"Why don't you speak?" Li Mingyu saw that Yang Fan was speechless, and continued aggressively: "You are also the life of a junior brother, what kind of big brother do you come out to fight?
"Fuck, you're a fucking birdman!" Yang Fan was furious and burst into foul language directly into the microphone.
The entire hall on the first floor of the theater immediately erupted in laughter: "Hahahahaha!"
Obviously, Yang Fan has become an invincible existence like Shengfan.
Meng Zhehui couldn't help frowning, while Wu Chenghai simply closed his eyes and rubbed his temples. Yang Fan's performance is really embarrassing......
Shi Wansi looked at Li Mingyu funny, he did inform Li Mingyu to prepare, but he didn't expect Li Mingyu to learn the pheasant in the movie. However, I have to say, it is quite effective.
It took a long time for everyone's laughter to stop.
Yang Fan took a deep breath and said into the microphone: "There are no outsiders here today! I'll just fucking tell the truth, but I guess everyone knows what's going on."
This new big brother of Tangkou is just a fucking commander of a light pole! There is such a piece of land empty, but the Zhongxing Association does not pay money or people, let this new big brother of Tangkou start from scratch!
Li Mingyu, let me ask you, you have no fucking money, and you don't have anyone, do you know how many night venues there are in this Xintangkou, how large and what are the birds of each one? You go to see so many venues yourself? You can't even fucking see one of them, right?
You know there are a few markets in this Xintangkou, and how many hardware stores are there in each market? How many knives can you fucking use in one person? Don't fucking tell me that you can use a hundred people if you buy a hundred machetes yourself and carry them on your back!"
"Hahahahaha!" As soon as Yang Fan's words fell, everyone present laughed even more!
Joy, what a fucking joy!
These two people are really the best of the best, Li Mingyu copied the dialogue in the movie, and Yang Fan's reply to the truth was even more enjoyable, just like to laugh belly!
"This, this ......" Li Mingyu obviously didn't expect Yang Fan to tell the truth, and suddenly didn't know how to fight back against Yang Fan.
What kind of person is Yang Fan? A person who refuses to suffer losses, at this time, how can there be a reason not to take advantage of the victory to pursue?
I only heard Yang Fan rudely interrupt Li Mingyu's words: "What the fuck are you? You're a fucking idiot, and you actually ask such an idiotic question! Have you watched too much of "Crazy Boy"? Be sober, the pheasant is just a legendary existence! He and Chen Haonan can only live in movies! Damn!"
"Hahaha!" There is no doubt that Yang Fan's words once again made everyone laugh.
Meng Zhehui sat there, listening to Yang Fan's words, he couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed out loud, but he was thinking in his heart: "This kid is really witty enough." ”
Wu Chenghai finally breathed a sigh of relief, but he was immediately amused by Yang Fan's words.
Seeing Yang Fan waving his hand at this time, everyone involuntarily stopped laughing, waiting for Yang Fan's next words, expecting Yang Fan to say something more funny.
Contrary to everyone's expectations, Yang Fan said at this time: "Brothers here, I really don't have anything to say about this new big brother, I don't have anything, it's just a light pole commander, what else do you want me to say? I can only tell you brothers now, if I sit in the position of this new big brother, I don't know what to do!"
The only thing I can do is to study hard with our eldest brother!" Speaking of this, Yang Fan pointed to Meng Zhehui and continued: "Our eldest brother started from scratch like this, no money, no one, didn't still make Zhongxing to this point?
I'm done talking, thank you brothers for listening to me nagging here for a long time. ”
After saying this, Yang Fan stepped down from the stage and returned to his place.
Suddenly, the entire hall on the first floor of the theater erupted in applause, mixed with whistles and applause. No way, this group of people is not a high-quality person, a group of community members......
Li Mingyu stood on the stage in a daze, not knowing what to say! Although the situation was very good at the beginning, he didn't expect the peak to turn around, and he was choked by Yang Fan for a long time and couldn't speak.
"Li Mingyu, what are you still doing standing on the stage? Shame on you? Come down quickly!" In the crowd, I don't know who shouted such a sentence, and suddenly, the crowd immediately shouted in unison: "Go down, go down, go down......
Li Mingyu glanced back at his eldest brother Shi Wansi, and stepped down in a gloomy manner.
Lee Myung-woo's story tells us that the plot of a movie is the plot of a movie, and it doesn't work in reality!
"It seems that there is no need for everyone to vote anymore?" Meng Zhehui smiled, smiled from the bottom of his heart, looked at the big brother in the hall, and asked.
"No need. Shi Wansi replied calmly, glancing at Yang Fan, his eyes full of resentment.
Meng Zhehui stood up at this time, and the crowd suddenly fell silent.
"Which of you has a cigar?" Meng Zhehui said.
Ning Lei smiled, took out a cigar from his body and handed it over.
Meng Zhehui took the cigar, put it in his mouth, leaned over to the flame of the lighter handed by Wu Chenghai and lit the cigar, and then said: "I announce, Brother Xintangkou --- Yang Fan!"
As he spoke, Meng Zhehui threw the cigar he lit in his hand to Yang Fan.
"If I'm not mistaken, when it was announced in "Crazy Boy", he threw a cigar, right?" Meng Zhehui said with a smile.
The crowd erupted in a burst of joyful laughter again, and the eldest brother was also rarely humorous.