Until the middle-aged man left for a long time, Kim Taeyeon, who was standing in a panic, couldn't see any ambulances or police cars or anything like that. She was in a hurry, but she didn't know what to do, so she wanted to call the police, but the uncle had already said that she would call. I want to call Lin Jun, but I don't have a number. In the end, Kim Tae-yeon pulls out the phone and plans to call Sunny, facing the situation by herself, and she is really embarrassed.

It's just that he hasn't waited for Kim Taeyeon to call. A familiar voice came from his ears, and he turned his head in surprise. Lin Xi, who was lying on the ground, had already sat up and looked at her with a smile, "Hey, Taeyeon, long time no see." ”

"You, how did you get up. Are you okay, does it hurt so much?" Kim Taeyeon immediately put away her phone when she saw this, and then squatted on the ground, exploring back and forth on Lin Xi's body with a pair of small hands. As a result, he felt a pair of small red hands, and he didn't see Lin Xi snorting in pain. Seeing this, Kim Tae-yeon's little nose wrinkled and looked at Lin Xi, "Ah, what's your situation." Is there anything wrong with me, can you tell me?"

"It's fine. After hearing Kim Taeyeon's words, Lin Xi smiled, wiped the 'blood' on his chest with the thumb of his right hand, and was about to hand it to Kim Taeyeon's mouth for her to taste. As a result, less than halfway through his hand, he suddenly remembered the same action he had done last time. After a pause, the smile on his face was also put away, and then he smiled again, withdrew his hand, put it to his mouth and licked it, "Well, this brand of ketchup is pretty good." There's also a bottle in the car, so I'll take it home for you later, it tastes good to dip in. ”

Tomato sauce to eat, taste ???

Lin Xi's series of words made Kim Taeyeon stunned. And Lin Xi didn't intend to wake her up, he stood up with a smile, took out a pack of tissues from his pocket, and wiped the 'bloodstains' off his body and face. Then I looked at my car, and the smoke seemed to be getting smaller and smaller, and it seemed that the smoke cake had burned out. It's quite quality.,The ones I used to play will soon be out of smoke.。 Thinking about these things, Lin Xi came to his car, squatted down to look at the situation, opened the car door and got into the car.

Then, in Kim Taeyeon's surprised eyes. The car, which she thought had crashed into a telephone pole, actually started, and then one backwards and shook its head, and the other accelerated. The car was neatly parked behind his car, but Kim Taeyeon, who was watching the situation, was even more stunned. What is the situation with this qiē?? Didn't you say that there was a car accident? Didn't you say that you fainted? Didn't you say that you called an ambulance? Why did you stand up and drive a car, and why was the blood ketchup?

What the hell is going on?

Hehe, let's go back a little bit.

When Lin Xi came down from Nanshan's lover lock, he walked around other places by the way, and suddenly felt that the mood he wanted to play just now was gone. The thought of walking down the mountain by myself disappeared, so I took the cable car back to the bottom of the mountain from the top of the mountain and prepared to drive home to rest. However, just as Linxi was driving back, he suddenly saw Kim Tae-yeon's car. He has already ridden and seen it several times, and it is impossible for him to admit his mistake. So, I slowly stepped on the brakes, intending to say hello.

And at this moment, a figure walked out of the coffee shop next to Kim Taeyeon's car. Seeing that figure, and Lin Xi, who was in this situation, was stunned at first, and then the mood to say hello was gone, but he quietly let the car slowly slip by, and when he was side by side with Kim Taeyeon, he turned his head sideways and looked at the figure in the driver's seat. Then he quickly retracted his eyes, stepped on the accelerator, and left. It's just that on the way home, the whole person's mood is a little inexplicably impatient. Although I already knew what was going on before, but now that I saw it in person, I still can't be very calm as if nothing had happened.

"Tai Xiaosoft, Tai Xiaosoft, I didn't plan to teach you a lesson, you just ran out to find abuse by yourself. Well, don't blame me. ”

The more he thought about it, the more unhappy Lin Xi became, and just after seeing that there were fewer and fewer vehicles on the roads around him, those IQ cells in his brain suddenly turned into operation. Soon, an idea crossed his mind. After thinking about it several times, Lin Xi turned the car around in a corner. It's not about going to Kim Taeyeon, it's not about going home. Instead, I followed the road, and now I bought something I needed in a supermarket, and then found a quiet lane where no one was around. Looking at the road, Lin Xi also made up the plan in his mind a few times, and felt that it could be implemented completely, and now there was a person left to implement the plan.

And at this moment, a car drove past Lin Xi's side. Hehe, I really mean that Cao Cao Cao is here, it's you. Looking at the car and the quiet road, Lin Xi stepped on the accelerator sharply, quickly caught up with the car, and then overtook the past, and finally stopped the car on the road with a flick of his head. Then naturally, Lin Xi's inexplicable situation will definitely be scolded by the owner of the car.

So, Lin Xi took advantage of the middle-aged man's mouth to scold, opened the car door, looked at Song Huizhen who was gradually coming over, and said, "Uncle, I want to ask you to do me a favor." I was going to propose to my girlfriend tonight, but I don't know what's wrong, I made her unhappy before, and now she doesn't want to see me. So, I'd like to ask you to put on a play for me, okay?"

"Please, uncle, only you can help me now. Without her, I would really die, saving someone's life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, and also, I'd rather demolish ten temples than destroy a single relative, you've heard these words. Uncle, you shouldn't refuse me, if you do, I'm really going to kill myself. If I commit suicide, my girlfriend may also be martyred, as well as my parents and others, and when the time comes, so many people will be killed, uncle, will you have a good conscience? Even if nothing like that happens, don't you think it's too much to ruin a couple by force?"

Song Hui really didn't say anything, he was stunned by Lin Xi's series of pleas, examples, and then the final accusation. I don't seem to have done anything, I'm a passerby, I was stopped by you, how can I still have such a heavy sin. Don't say it, don't say it, I just promise. So, in the case of bluffing, Song Huizhen agreed to Lin Xi. After that, Lin Xi slowly told Song Huizhen the content of his plan, so that after listening to it, he looked at Lin Xi with suspicion, "Are you sure, this girl you are looking for is your girlfriend?

"No, it's just that we both have different personalities. Uncle, it's okay, you just need to make a phone call. The smile on Lin Xi's face really made Song Hui a little helpless. In the end, he agreed to Lin Xi's request. After coming to the position he had just found, the two of them slowly drove Lin Xi's car diagonally onto the sidewalk back and forth, so that the front of the car was only a few tenths of a centimeter away from the telephone pole and stopped.

After seeing this, Lin Xi took out his mobile phone and dialed Kim Taeyeon's phone number. Speaking of which, Lin Xi is really grateful to God, this uncle in front of him doesn't know Kim Taeyeon, it's really good, otherwise even if this matter is done, it will be a trouble to be exposed. Now it's okay, if you don't know each other, it won't be an accident.

The phone was quickly connected, and listening to Kim Taeyeon's voice, Lin Xi immediately handed the phone to Song Huizhen, and then after hearing Song Huizhen finish saying that. After thinking about it, he slammed the car door a few times, followed the two of them for a few minutes, and then let Song Huizhen say the last sentence, and then hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, Lin Xi roughly calculated the time, and then took out a few cigarette cakes and two bottles of ketchup that he had just bought in the supermarket. Then there was a bottle of mineral water, and finally a basin was taken out and mixed with the ketchup. In the end, the combined 'blood' was smeared on his body and face. Song Huizhen, who had been watching Lin Xi's movements on the side, really felt that the couple was really crazy.

And Lin Xi, who had finished 'dressing up', looked at the situation on his body, smiled, and handed the cigarette cake to Song Huizhen, "Uncle, next, it's up to you." Don't goof, or you'll be an indirect murderer. Again, Song Hui was a little depressed. If he was bluffed before that, then this time Song Hui really had the idea of watching a play.

Kim Taeyeon arrived soon, and the speed was a little so fast that it scared Lin Xi, who had just lay down. He quickly closed his eyes and slowly adjusted his breathing. Then, the sound of the car's brakes, the sound of the door closing when you get out of the car, the sound of footsteps coming over, and the sound of talking to Song Huizhen. One qiē, one qiē, Lin Xi listened. It wasn't until Song Hui was really about to leave that Lin Xi suddenly found that the uncle didn't seem to remind Kim Taeyeon not to call the police or anything like that, otherwise something would really happen. Fortunately, in the end, Song Hui really remembered and reminded Kim Taeyeon. As for him saying that he beat himself, hehe, he will only fight with a nervous disorder, and he dares to call the police for a prank, you are really amazing.

After Song Huizhen left, Lin Xi felt Kim Tae-yeon's frightened and panicked footsteps and muttering to himself. I wanted to lie down all the time, but I suddenly felt as if I could, and if I continued to play, it would be too much. So I didn't think much about it, I opened my eyes, looked at the little man next to me with his back to me, smiled, and said, "Hey, Taeyeon, long time no see." ”

Then, the node of time returned to the node above, and the two nodes slowly coincided together.

And Kim Taeyeon gradually came back to her senses. The stunned expression slowly faded, and with it, anger. looked at Lin Xi, who got out of the car, and said angrily, "Ah, Lin Xi, do you mean, are you lying to me just now?"

"Well, I'm lying to you. Are you angry, angry, want to hit someone?" Lin Xi did not quibble, nor did he refute, but answered Kim Taeyeon's angry question in a normal way.

Then, without waiting for Kim Taeyeon to continue speaking, Lin Xi leaned against the side of the car door and looked at Kim Taeyeon, who was a little breathless with anger. With a very quiet expression and a very calm tone, he said.

"How's it going, is it comfortable to be deceived?"

(PS: Thank you for the tip of the sky blue wings,.) ）