11. Either go to the heart or go to the kidneys
Don't look at my usual quick response, at critical moments, I am still not as good as Xiao Shaofeng.
What only made me angry was why he didn't say anything when he saw my bathrobe open, and why did he immediately lift up the pajamas in the closet and wrap me up in rice dumplings after I screamed. Forget about the zongzi, the key is that his cufflinks are still wrapped around his pajamas.
If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have absolutely reason to suspect that all this coincidence was deliberate.
Bitter meat meter, absolute bitter meat meter. Thinking that he took the initiative to disarm and surrender, he would be able to cover up his crime just now?
"Xiao Daxia, at this moment, I really can't find any words to describe your twisted soul!" I was dissatisfied, and my mouth received the command, and I immediately burst out.
Xiao Shaofeng stood behind me, his large pajamas were still wrapped around me, and for some reason, he didn't reply immediately when he was questioned.
He is silent, and I am silent. Both of us are obviously able to speak, but we have created a silent state.
Only the downlights are turned on in the changing room, which emits a warm yellow glow. The soft light fell indoors, imprinting the overlapping shadows of me and Xiao Shaofeng.
The quieter you are, the more you can hear your own heart.
I can't see the emotions on Xiao Shaofeng's face at the moment, our relationship is too complicated, if I have to dig deeper, it's also my fault. So, I tentatively said, "Actually...... I didn't mean that. ”
"Don't move. Xiao Shaofeng's words were nervous, as if he was thinking about a very important matter.
I immediately stopped my waist, and by accident, I crossed the line and hit someone's chest with my back. In the next second, I finally realized the abnormality, my cheeks were like fire, and I didn't move, I didn't move.
Through the two layers of pajamas, the feeling of standing in a certain part is still sensitive to me.
Suddenly thinking of the "dream" more than a week ago, I suddenly felt the urge to find a root of pasta and hang myself, but before self-harm, the problem still needs to be solved.
"I said, the famous Xiao Daxia, are you doing this?" I am very iron-clad and steely, and said through gritted teeth.
Xiao Shaofeng snorted coldly and said, "Wen Si three thousand is not as good as four taels in the chest, and only eight buckets are not as good as half a catty in the lower crotch!
"Hooligans!"
"It's over, it's also a temperamental hooligan. Xiao Shaofeng was triumphant, his self-confidence was too inflated, and he actually listened to the insult as praise.
"Xiao Daxia, is there enough fun? Enough fun, can you always step back first?" Such a distance, even two pieces of wood, can also rub sparks, not to mention, I have always coveted someone.
As soon as the sensual little train doesn't stop the brakes, I will have to bear the infamy of being unkind, and before that, I must save myself.
"Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person...... Xiao Shaofeng said half-jokingly, one hand has already begun to move, and said: "Long night, in addition to creating human beings, what other pursuits do we have......"
Through the two layers of pajamas, my back seemed to be on fire, coupled with Xiao Shaofeng's unintentional words, I couldn't bear it, I grabbed the nightgown, quickly turned around, and tried to tear off the cufflinks.
I think it must have been that my movement was too large, which caused Xiao Shaofeng behind him to not stand firmly, and without warning, he fell towards the carpet. However, I forgot that he was still clutching his pajamas in his hands.
I pressed on Xiao Shaofeng's body.
At this moment, we were awake to each other, and somewhere on his body that had just been extinguished was unceremoniously standing up in an instant.
I put my hands on the bathrobe, struggled to stand up, and the next second, I was pulled by Xiao Shaofeng again.
A quick rollover, a hot kiss, landed on my lips.
If I can get to know Xiao Shaofeng again, I will definitely let him know how I will play him to death.
However, the sensual little train has been completely derailed and is not controlled at all.
* snort sprinkled on my face, soft lip flaps imprinted on my lips, and the next second, the tip of the tongue was extremely fast and flexible, fast and accurate, wrapped around my tongue.
I know he's a master of love.
A certain nerve was suddenly provoked, I hurriedly opened my eyes, kicked Xiao Shaofeng's calf, he trembled in pain, I pulled the bathrobe, and crawled out of the cloakroom.
Back in the guest room, I put on my sweat-soaked clothes at a speed of 100 meters, carried my bag, hugged my dog, and rolled out of the villa.
The good thing about the upscale community is that when you go out late at night, the security guard will help you get a taxi.
Once in the car, I glanced back behind me and bit my lip tightly.
When I was in college, I didn't know much about human feelings, and I watched a lot of romance, so I naturally looked forward to the prince and Cinderella. Especially after Xiao Shaofeng gave me bird's nest, after passing through the girls' dormitory in the class, I would always hear some rumors more or less.
There were so many rumors that even I was daydreaming. I even forgot that I was still a big fat man of one hundred and forty pounds.
There is a sports student in the class, and a pair of long legs envy many girls. The appearance is also outstanding, but it looks a little dark. I firmly believe that good women are not more than 100, and I have always been proud of my weight. Every night when I open QQ, she is in the class group, and she once made a lot of nonsense, saying that Xiao Shaofeng is her ideal type.
But in the two years of college, Xiao Shaofeng only said one word to her.
First, Xiao Shaofeng has a lot of nobles and stays in school for a short time. Second, Xiao Shaofeng has never lacked girls around him, but he rarely attacks the girls in the class.
I was an accident, and when I learned that my favorite person gave me bird's nest, I was very dissatisfied, so I questioned it in the group.
There is an online reminder on my QQ, and Xiao Shaofeng is one of them. He rarely joined the group, but as soon as he went online that day, he was caught by the specialty student.
"Xiao Daxia, the little woman took the liberty of asking, what do you always like about Yang Xiaofei? Say it, let us learn too?"
As soon as these words came out, the group suddenly boiled. Many girls bubbled up and expressed curiosity.
Xiao Shaofeng came up with a sentence for a long time: "The motherland has not been reunified, how can you be in the mood to fall in love!"
He has always been humorous and cleverly avoided this question, but the negative meaning of this sentence was thoroughly analyzed by his classmates.
For the man of my dreams, I don't think I have to be so pretentious. But what happened in the past tells me that when a man kisses a woman, either the heart is at fault, or the lower body is at fault.
I know that I will always belong only to the latter. Wouldn't it be better to keep the distance in a safe range than to be infamous for being unkind?