Zhongtong carried a little mouse that was jumping and tossing vigorously, and came to the entrance of Dingjia Village in a leisurely manner.

There is an old locust tree at the entrance of the village, and the breeze blows, and the leaves rustle.

Under the big locust tree, there is an abandoned stone grinding plate, on which lies a ragged idler.

The big feet covered with mud were swaying very comfortably, and not far from the feet, there was a skinny yellow-skinned dog, which was panting with a big tongue.

The idler's eyes were closed, as if he had dreamed of the neighbor's widow, and his mouth was making meaningless syllables, and his face showed a look of satisfaction.

Zhongtong laughed cruelly and stuffed the little yellow bean in his hand into the anus of the little mouse.

"Squeak squeak......" The little mouse screamed even more happily, and almost in the blink of an eye, the little mouse's mung bean eyes turned blood-red.

"Go ahead...... Dingjia Village!"Zhongtong threw it away, and the little mouse landed impartially on the big yellow dog lying beside the idle man.

"Wow ......" The big yellow dog barked dissatisfiedly, and the next moment, the little mouse actually danced a tap dance on the big yellow dog's body, and then, with a hard bite, bit the big yellow dog's body.

The big yellow dog man stood up, barking wildly, waking up the idler who was dreaming: "Rhubarb!"

The idler didn't notice that the big yellow dog's eyes were gradually turning red.

It gets redder and redder, eventually losing the color of its normal pupils. A glimmer of saliva flowed from the corner of the big yellow dog's mouth.

"Wow!Wow!" The big yellow dog suddenly jumped on the mill and bit down on the idler's thigh!

"Ah......h

"Doctor! Doctor...... Help, I'm going to die!" the idler covered his wounds and ran into the village.

Behind the big locust tree, Zhongtong walked out with a cruel smile on his face, looking at the back of the idler running into the village.

"Dingjia Village! Quack Quack! Dingjia Village! I will let you bury the whole village for my junior brother!"

After sneering, Zhongtong flicked the sleeves of his robe and spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm viciously, "Qin Shuai, you wait! I will let you die without a place to be buried!"

"Ahh

The plane flew smoothly in the vast sky, many passengers unbuckled their seat belts, and some acquaintances had gathered together to chat quietly.

Qin Shuai let out a loud sneeze, in exchange for a lot of disdainful glances.

Those who can take the first class cabin are basically elites from all walks of life, and they attach great importance to the minimum etiquette.

In their opinion, it is quite rude to sneeze in such an environment.

Even a handsome woman dressed in the front row pursed her red lips with disdain and cursed something in a low voice.

The woman was not very old, about twenty years old, and her lips were smeared as if she had eaten a dead child, with a strange bright red.

Especially the colorful, messy and fluffy like a chicken nest, Qin Shuai just glanced at it, and then laughed out loud "po......of".

"Why are you so careless, do you catch a cold?" Wang Qiang asked in a deep voice, Qin Shuai is the only hope for treating the "elf", if he is sick, the few bigwigs at the top will not scold Wang Qiang for dementia?

"It's okay, maybe someone scolded me. Qin Shuai said with a smile, as a qualified doctor, do you have a cold, of course you know, in fact, Qin Shuai was choked by the strong smell of perfume on the woman in the front row.

"Ignorance!" There were only a dozen or so seats in the first class cabin, and although Qin Shuai's voice was very small, it was still clearly heard by the women in the front row. What year has it been, sneeze and say that someone scolded him?

"Wife, don't be like this kind of deflated three, maybe how to get mixed up in the first class!"

"Eun...... My husband is the smartest, isn't it!" The woman in the front row laughed twice, leaning over and imprinting a kiss mark on the man's face.

"Huh!" Qin Shuai said in surprise.

"What's wrong with you?" Wang Qiang hurriedly asked.

"There is actually a person in front!" Qin Shuai stood up in surprise, poked his head out and looked at the position in the front row, only to notice that the woman was not alone, but a chubby man sitting next to her, but this man was as long as horizontal and vertical, nested in the seat, and could not be seen from the back at all!

"How can you talk, don't you have any quality, waiter, I want to complain!" the man stood up and yelled at Qin Shuai.

It's a pity that even if he stood up, he was only at chest level with the woman who was traveling with him.

"Ahem...... You should call the flight attendant, or press the button on your right, there is no waiter here. Wang Qiang couldn't help but say.

"I paid for it. I can shout whatever I want! Can you control it? Lao Tzu has money!" The man scolded viciously, but was dragged by the woman next to him, whispered something, and then sat down angrily.

After a while, Humpty Dumpty's voice came again: "Lao Tzu wants to go to the thatched house!"

"Coax ......" At this moment, the passengers in the entire first-class cabin couldn't help laughing.

"You should say, I'm going to!" Qin Shuai blinked, "kind" reminded.

"There's something wrong with you! There's something wrong with you! A few itches are not there? The old lady cut it off for you with scissors!" the woman scolded, "My husband can say whatever he wants, and it hurts your eggs?!"

"Coax......ing" such a sturdy woman, the passengers in the first class may have seen it for the first time.

"You want to have a pain, you have to have it!" Qin Shuai said with a smile.

"Coax!"

"You, you ......," the woman scolded, "you wait! When you get off the plane, the old lady will give you a good look!" and turned her face to Humpty Dumpty, and said, "Husband, husband, they bully me...... You help me clean them up!"

"Good baby, when I come back, call the brothers in Dijing, kill them, it's a matter of minutes!"

"Hmph, my husband is the big boss in Shanxi, dare to mess with us, wait for you to die!" the woman shouted.

Qin Shuai hurriedly got up, hugged his fists as a salute, and inadvertently, rubbed a handful under Humpty Dumpty's cervical vertebrae, and said, "Oh, I'm so scared...... Why does it stink so much? Is it pulled in the crotch of his pants? Tsk! The big boss really has the demeanor of a big boss. ”

A stench rose to the sky, and Humpty Dumpty's face immediately turned the color of pig liver, and he didn't care about what to say, and quickly rushed into the bathroom.

"You kid, it's enough damage!" Wang Qiang dragged Qin Shuai to sit down and said with a low smile.

Wang Qiang saw clearly, when Qin Shuai slapped on the short and fat man's cervical vertebrae, the palm of his hand flashed brightly, with Wang Qiang's cognition of Qin Shuai, this kid must have hidden a silver needle in the palm of his hand, and with Qin Shuai's kung fu of recognizing acupuncture, he didn't dare to fart shit.

"It's not enough to raise your hands. Qin Shuai arched his hand at Wang Qiang without modesty, and Wang Qiang shrank back again and again, "You...... You put away the silver needle in your hand first...... I feel furious when I see you doing this. ”

A farce ended in a farce, the plane continued to move smoothly, and about half an hour later, the woman in the front row stood up uneasily.

"You're ruthless enough! It's been half an hour since the last bathroom, why hasn't this fat man come out yet?" Of course Wang Qiang knew what the woman was worried about, after all, it had been half an hour since her man went to the bathroom!

"It shouldn't. Qin Shuai said: "The laxative method is acupuncture, and it is empty at one time, although the time will be a little longer, but five minutes should be enough." ”

As the two were talking, the woman in front of them had already pressed the summon button, and soon a tall stewardess came over: "Honorable lady, what do you need?"

"My husband has been in the bathroom for half an hour...... It's not out yet, please take a look......

"Come with a gentleman. The stewardess said with a red face.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Qin Shuai raised his hand to signal, the two big and round balls on the stewardess's beautiful chest, painted with light makeup, fresh and lovely, a hundred times more beautiful than the woman in the front row who ate the dead child.

The stewardess smiled at Qin Shuai: "Thank you, please come with me." "A mouthful of small white teeth.

Qin Shuai immediately gave the soul and added: "I'm a doctor! Even if there is any problem, I can solve it immediately!" immediately got up and followed the stewardess to the place of the bathroom.

"That's great. "The flight attendant led the way in front, walking twisting and twisting, and fighting with the model on the catwalk.

The woman in the front row followed nervously and muttered, "Husband, don't you have anything to do!"

The bathroom door was locked, and the sound of rustling water could be heard inside.

"Bang bang......" The stewardess knocked on the door: "Sir, are you there?"

"Ah...... It's coming out......" The red-lipped woman pointed to the crack in the bathroom door and exclaimed, "My husband must have fainted inside...... Save people, save people......"

The flight attendant was also taken aback, and hurriedly comforted: "Don't worry, I'll go get the spare key right away......"

"No, I'll do it. Qin Shuai raised his foot and kicked hard, and after a creaking sound, the door opened.

"Ahh

Behind the soaring hot water vapor, Humpty Dumpty was naked, wearing a pair of boxer underwear, and the rushing water spilled down from the top of his head: "Lao Tzu is taking a bath, rolling, what do you see!"

"Sir......" The flight attendant was stunned, although there is no rule that it is not allowed to take a shower on the plane, but the one who really does this kind of strange thing is afraid that it has its own flight, and this is the first case!

"Hey, you're not leaving, are you...... By the way, I think you're wearing a waiter......, right? No, you're a flight attendant, aren't you? Bring me a bottle of Rejoice!

"Sir, this is not possible, and there is no rejoicing ...... on the plane."

"Look down on Lao Tzu, right? Lao Tzu has money! Wife, give her 100,000 yuan, I don't believe in this evil!"

“……”

Qin Shuai and the red-lipped woman were stunned.

"Fuck you!" Qin Shuai was stunned for a moment, and finally flew up, kicked Humpty Dumpty to the ground, and turned off the water.

At this time, more flight attendants came over and surrounded the short and dumpty man and blamed him.

Humpty Dumpty, under pressure from everyone, got dressed.

glanced at Qin Shuai viciously, "It's you kid again! You wait! Get off the plane, you look good!"