Chapter 050: It's all the women who are to blame
"I knew I was going to raise a B thing like you, and I shot you into the wall in the first place. The fat on Lei Jingtao's body trembled, Lei Jingtao may not be an opponent in terms of fighting, but in terms of lip service, Lei Jingtao has always been unconvinced.
"There's no need to ramble with him. Qin Shuai waved his hand and said, "He can't understand human words!"
"Who said I couldn't understand it, you scolded me for being a brute!" Guan Yu blushed and defended with a thick neck.
"Tut-tut......" Lei Jingtao looked Guan Yu up and down, "There are strange things every year, especially this year, these years, even beasts understand Chinese." It's not easy. β
Qin Shuai said slowly: "It can be seen how important it is to master a foreign language. β
As soon as the two sang and harmonized, Guan Yuqi's hair was about to stand up, and he pointed at Ren Zhichu and said, "Why are you still stupid? Kill these two calves for me!"
Ren Zhichu frowned, and said slowly: "Xiao Yu." I came forward for you because of your father's face, but it is not something you can call and drink at will. β¦β¦ This brother, it's useless to talk too much, let's see the real chapter on our fists and feet, presumably you are not the kind of mother-in-law and mother-in-law role. β
"It's a man. Qin Shuai raised the strings, jumped onto the competition platform, and praised him: "As you think, let's fight openly, but after you lose, you can't come to trouble Lei Jingtao in the future." β
"Of course not. Ren Zhichu laughed and said confidently: "If you win, I will come forward to make peace and alleviate the contradiction between Guan Yu and Lei Jingtao, after all, Lei Jingtao is also half of my old friend." β
"It's a man, but it's a pity to be a dog for others. Lei Jingtao muttered a few sentences, and shouted at Qin Shuai: "Brother-in-law, be careful! This guy was my sister's fist and foot instructor when she was in the police academy, and compared with my eldest brother, he was also up and down...... No, it's not up or down. β
Guan Yu shouted proudly: "Lei Laosan, since you know the origin of Brother Ren, why don't you obediently admit defeat?" I'll give you a chance, you crawl over and get under my crotch, and obediently shout Grandpa, I will spare you from dying!"
Lei Jingtao didn't say a word, picked up a stool and smashed it over with a bang.
Guan Yu hurriedly dodged, and the stool smashed down half a meter away from him, and he was shocked to sweat all over his body, "What kind of ability is a sneak attack? It's kind of a fight with Brother Ren! Back then, your sister was also lying under Brother Ren's crotch...... Oops, I wipe ......."
Qin Shuai's figure flashed, and the next moment he had already appeared beside Guan Yu, two big slaps on Guan Yu's face with the left and right bows, and another heartwarming foot on his head, Guan Yu's body flew out in the air, knocked down the three rows of seats, and lay on the ground, humming and chirping that he couldn't get up for a long time.
"The most taboo thing during the competition is the buzzing of flies on the side, but now it's quiet. Qin Shuai smiled and appeared in front of Ren Zhichu's opponent in a few moments, and an afterimage of his body was still left on Ren Zhichu's retina, which did not dissipate for a long time.
"Good kung fu. Actually, I wanted to beat him up for a long time. Ren Zhichu praised in a low voice: "You have good skills, I'm going to use weapons - I can't be off duty for too long, I'm better at quick battles." β
As he spoke, Ren Zhichu showed off his weapon, a pair of nunchucks with a black and translucent body, which should be the result of frequent rubbing, although it was a wooden product, it looked like it was shining with a metallic luster.
"Where's your weapon? Ren Zhichu played two rounds of softness and rigidity, and the nunchucks pointed at Qin Shuai obliquely.
"My weapon, only where it should be. Qin Shuai buckled two silver needles in his hand.
With a silver needle in hand, life and death can be broken!
Shoot to hit the hole, the example is not in vain!
"Hehehe...... You're pretending to be too forced. Do you think you are Li Xunhuan? That's just a fictional character in the novel, there is no one-hit killing stunt, only an enemy who dies in a nest. Ren Zhichu made a gesture: "Please!"
"Wait......" Qin Shuai suddenly made a pause gesture, ran to the guardrail of the competition platform, and beckoned to the thunderous waves.
Lei Jingtao was beating the water dog there, and just slapped Guan Yu in the mouth, and when he saw Qin Shuai's action, he hurriedly ran over.
"Brother-in-law, what do you command?"
Qin Shuai said mysteriously: "I won the battle this time, you have to tell your sister's big secret!"
"That's a must. Lei Jingtao shrunk his neck and said very deflated.
"I'm relieved. Qin Shuai walked in front of Ren Zhichu and beckoned: "Make a move, for the sake of the face that you once taught Lei Ruorou a few tricks to embroider your legs, I will let you make three moves." β
"It's useless to try to provoke me, I'm a soldier first, a warrior second. Ren Zhichu jumped up, waved the nunchucks in his hand, and pounced.
Qin Shuai didn't dodge or dodge, and said with a smile: "Take something real out, this kind of false trick is useless to me - if it wasn't for the good idea to let you make three moves, this time the false move would have fallen to the ground and couldn't get up." β
"I don't need you to let it!" Even the clay figure has three points of fire, no matter how good Ren Zhichu's characterization is, he can't help it, he smashed two sticks in the air, and said loudly: "The three moves have passed, you are pretending to be forced like this, don't blame me for being unkind! Ah, what kind of trick is this called......
Qin Shuai ravaged up, avoiding the sharp stick wind of nunchucks, and in the blink of an eye, he had already deceived himself and approached Ren Zhichu, the distance between the two was less than half a meter, and he raised his foot and kicked at Ren Zhichu's lower abdomen.
Ren Zhichu hurriedly changed his moves, carrying a stick in each hand, and stabbed at Qin Shuai's next three roads.
Between the lightning and flint, the two fought three more moves.
"You're good at kung fu, but you're still no match for me. Qin Shuai said: "Be careful, I'm going to use my weapon." β
"Come on, I'm afraid you won't make it?" Ren Zhichu carefully danced the nunchucks, forming an impermeable protective ring around his body.
This skill, even if it is thundering, is slightly inferior.
"Brother-in-law, be careful!" Lei Jingtao shouted loudly, Ren Zhichu used this trick to defend instead of attacking, attracting Lei Jingyun to strike with all his strength, and was smashed by Ren Zhichu and injured his knee. It's just that at that time, Ren Zhichu first learned this trick to defend instead of attack, and his defense was obviously not as thorough as it is now, and he was also kicked in the chest by Lei Jingyun, breaking a rib.
Overall, Lei Jingyun and Ren Zhichu are on a par. But now, it is obvious that Ren Zhichu's skills have gone further, and the protective circle that has come out of this dance is more than twice as wide as it was back then!
"Go!" Qin Shuai snorted softly, and the silver needle flew out of his hand.
"Ding!"
"Whoa!"
One of the silver needles hit the nunchucks, Ren Zhichu clearly felt the huge impact on the silver needles, but it was still blocked, just when Ren Zhichu wanted to laugh but didn't laugh, another silver needle was pierced on the wrist of the nunchucks he was holding the nunchucks, Ren Zhichu was in pain, his wrist was sore, the nunchucks fell off his hands, smashed on the ground, and made a crisp sound.
Looking at the silver needle handle on the Hegu acupoint, Ren Zhichu was shocked: "What kind of weapon is this?"
"Can you manage it? don't care about any weapons, if you can win, you are a good weapon!" Lei Jingtao said in shock, and pounced on Qin Shuai to give a big bear hug. Qin Shuai dodged sideways, and said again and again: "I don't have this hobby, I am a male, and I like women......"
"You don't, my sister does. Lei Jingtao screamed in a strange voice, rushed over and dragged Guan Yu, who was pretending to be dead, over.
What do you mean that you don't have your sister? Qin Shuai didn't understand the meaning of this, and was about to catch up and ask a question, but was stopped in front of him by Ren Zhichu.
"Oh...... Your arms should be numb for two days, and there will be no major problems, and I will just pull out the silver needle. Qin Shuai easily pulled out the silver needle and put it in the needle box.
"Master, don't go, master, let's discuss and join us!" Ren Zhichu was not even in the mood to pick up nunchucks, chased after Qin Shuai's buttocks, and said with a shout.
This person is really not pretending to be B, he is a real cow B!
"Do you want to join you as a policeman?" Qin Shuai asked suspiciously.
"Of course not, I still have an identity, which is the No. 1 agent organization in China - the Chinese Dragon ......"
"I'm not interested, I'm only interested in girls. Qin Shuai turned around and left.
"No, let's discuss it again...... I'll introduce you as the team leader!" Ren Zhichu, in line with the principle of not abandoning or giving up, closely followed behind Qin Shuai, and put all kinds of favorable conditions as if he didn't want money: "Five insurances and one housing fund! Year-end bonus! Allocation of housing! Regardless of success or failure in the implementation of tasks, a special reward of 20,000 yuan at a time!"
"Twenty thousand?" Qin Shuai stopped and touched in his arms.
"Yes, there are 20,000 yuan for a mission, no matter whether it succeeds or fails, it is not included in the monthly salary and year-end bonus!" Ren Zhichu said with his eyes shining. Qin Shuai stopped, and was mistaken by Ren Zhichu for thinking that he was already a little moved, after all, no one could get along with money: "If the mission is successful, there will be an additional guaranteed reward of 100,000 yuan!"
Qin Shuai finally touched the bank card and shook it in front of Ren Zhichu.
"You know what this is, no? It's a bank card. There are 200,000 fast in it. Do you know where the 200,000 came from?"
Ren Zhichu shook his head, "How do I know." β
"A little girl had a stomachache, and I rubbed it for her, which was paid for by her father. β
I'm going to it!
If you rub your stomach and have a stomachache, you can earn 200,000 yuan?
Doesn't this make the guys who develop real estate and contract small coal mines die of shame?
Ren Zhichu was stunned, Lei Jingtao had already dragged Guan Yu who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, Guan Yu saw with his own eyes that even the last reliance on Ren Zhichu was defeated in the hands of Qin Shuai, and he was already three points shorter, shrunk his neck, and didn't say a word.
"Guan Lao Er! Before the competition, let's talk about it, whoever loses will stay away from Doudou! If you dare to pester Doudou again, I will beat you to death...... I'll let my brother-in-law beat you to death!" said Lei Jingtao.
"I'll go ......" Qin, who understood the truth of the matter, rolled his eyes handsomely: "You two big men, you're too naΓ―ve, aren't you? Find the two of us to fight for you, it's actually for a woman?
"I don't care, anyway, Guan Yu loses, and he can't appear in front of Doudou in the future!"
"Thunder and thunder, Guan Yu, you ...... You guys...... I'm not a commodity that you can sell casually!" With a coquettish shout, a girl who was less than one meter six tall, weighed less than eighty pounds, and had a few youthful and beautiful pimple beans on her face, with her hands on her waist, appeared at the door of the martial arts hall.