The house leaked and rained overnight, and the boat was late and had a head wind.

Han Ye felt that this poem was perfect to describe the current miserable situation

Inside the house, he and the girl ** faced each other and hugged each other tightly.

Outside the house, another girl knocked on the door like a torrential wind and rain, and the sound was shocking.

If you don't open the door, after a long time, the girl outside the door will definitely be suspicious and call the dormitory teacher, and then it will be a turtle in the urn.

If you open the door, your own appearance, the girl's appearance, no matter how you explain it, it will be in vain.

Han Ye thought about it, and felt that he was the turtle, but it was just a question of who was caught.

"Charlene, are you in the house? squeak! I'm going to have something to do when I go in!"

The girl outside the door was a little impatient, her voice was loud, and she slapped the door more urgently.

Han Ye was still worried about how to get out of the current predicament, but when he heard the name, he was stunned.

Charlene? This girl is also called Charlene?

Could it be that the girl in his arms is Charlene, his childhood playmate?

Han Ye finally understood why he always felt that this girl was a little familiar.

It turns out that this is what Charlene will look like when she grows up!

He looked at Charlene's beautiful face, sniffed at some familiar and unfamiliar smells on her, and then carefully examined the layout in the dormitory.

He should have been teleported to Charlene's university dormitory by the faceless idol of the Scarlet Heavenly Palace before he died.

It's just that......

Teleport, teleport, why do you want him to teleport naked?

Even if it's naked, you have to keep a pair of underwear, it's so completely and completely light, it's too undisciplined and has no lower limit!

Even in the deepest part of his heart, he hopes to meet Charlene again one day.

But to be honest in such a situation, and to be so thorough, was beyond his imagination.

It's just a rhythm to kill him!

While lamenting his misfortune, Han Ye secretly greeted all the immediate family members of the faceless god statue in his stomach, regardless of gender, occupation, or age.

I don't know where it's sacred, but now that the deal is made, there must be a safeguard.

It's so unreliable!

Just when Han Ye was secretly scolding his mother, the earth-shattering knock on the door had already alarmed the neighbors.

In just half a minute, four or five girls came to the door, and after asking about the situation, they started to talk nonsense:

"Charlene won't open the door inside?"

"Could something be wrong?"

"Hurry up and find a way to find a housekeeper!"

"That's it, that's it, hurry up. Otherwise, it's not good if something happens. ”

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Han Ye secretly complained, the worst had already appeared.

If there is no way out of the predicament, he will become a street rat, driven away by angry girls with mop brooms, and then rushed by the news, seemingly indignant but actually envious and jealous school security guards, after being full of old punches, he will be sent to the police station.

Maybe when you get to the police station, you'll have to enjoy another extra meal.

This is not a trivial matter, and the most troublesome thing is that Charlene's father is quite powerful in the provincial capital, and if he knew who violated his precious daughter, he would probably really sit through the prison.

After thinking about it, Han Ye found that there was no other way than to persuade Xia Lin to appease her classmates and create a chance for herself to leave.

However, how to convince is another difficult problem.

He wanted to identify himself, to tell his own experiences and to tell them.

However, Charlene and him have not been in contact for several years, and it is difficult to say whether they remember him as a child.

In addition, his experience is so unbelievable that even he feels like he is dreaming, how can Charlene believe it?

Han Ye sighed, thinking that it would be better to change the way of persuasion.

He organized his language, changed his expression to an extremely sincere expression, and an extremely apologetic tone, and began to challenge the highest difficulty: "Classmate Charlene, I'm not a perverted pervert, but I drank too much wine and strayed into your dormitory.

Actually, I've been asleep in bed and don't think anything wrong about you.

As for the physical contact between you and me...... It was a last resort, a last resort.

In addition, I prefer women with plump breasts and fat buttocks.

I'll be honest, your boobs aren't plump enough, and your ass isn't fat enough, like a sour green apple, which doesn't quite match my aesthetic standards. ”

Han Ye said this very against his will, and it was not in line with reality, but he rushed to the doctor when he was sick and went through the difficulties in front of him first.

"If you can tell your classmate outside the door that you're taking a shower, let her go sit in the dormitory next door for a while. I promise to leave immediately, and I will not harass you in any way. ”

Charlene's face flushed with anger, and she almost didn't bite a mouthful of silver teeth.

This shameless boy ran to their dormitory, slept naked in her bed, looked at her body, took advantage of it, and said afterwards that she was like an unripe green apple!

How can she be embarrassed!!

"Don't even think about it!" Xia Lin struggled to break free of Han Ye's hand covering his mouth, stared at him with a pair of beautiful eyes, and glared at him angrily, "The housekeeper teacher will be here soon, you just wait to be arrested." ”

Persuasion didn't work, Han Ye had to change the way, he squeezed out the brightest smile, and his arm was slightly forced, bringing Charlene's smooth body closer to him, and then leaned over to her crystal earlobe, and whispered: "Do you really want the two of us to be seen by others?" Are you sure you can withstand the boundless gossip? Will others think that after you were hit with a good thing, you hurriedly threw me out to take the blame?"

People are terrible, you know, in this campus, there are many people who hate you. For example, those girls who are jealous of your beauty, those failed suitors, once they have the opportunity, they will not hesitate to smear you. ”

Charlene bit her lower lip and clenched her pink fist, wishing that a mouthful of salt soda would squirt him 108,000 times.

The boy in front of him grabbed her weakness.

Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.

Once this news spreads, it will indeed cause great damage to her reputation, and even her parents will lose their faces.

What seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl can stand these rumors?

"You vile and shameless stinky rascal, obscene and perverted dead pervert"

Xia Lin popped out a series of modifying words from between her teeth, if anger can also burn people, Han Ye has already been burned to the ground.

"Thanks for the compliment. Han Ye said with a smile.

He could tell from Charlene's expression that she had compromised.

Han Ye loosened his arm, so that the two of them were no longer so close to each other, as a sign of sincerity. However, just in case, he did not completely let go.

Charlene glared at him fiercely, and then shouted outside the door: "Sun Xia, I'm taking a shower! You go to the next dormitory to sit down first, and I'll come out and open the door for you after I finish rushing." ”

When Sun Xia heard Xia Lin's voice, she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and complained: "Xia Lin, you are really, speak out early, so that we thought you had something wrong inside." ”

"I didn't hear it, I'm sorry, I'll invite you to dinner in the evening. ”

Sun Xia turned resentment into joy: "Okay, you wash first, and then call me after washing." ”

After saying that, she dispersed the girls gathered outside the door and went straight to the dormitory next door.

After a while, calm returned to the door.

Han Ye exhaled softly, he had finally passed the first difficulty.

"Hey, you still don't let go of me, when do you want to take advantage of me?" Charlene asked with a look of shame.

"Ah, I'm sorry. Han Ye came to his senses and quickly let go of his arm, but he was very reluctant in his heart.

Charlene twisted herself, broke away from his embrace, picked up her bra and T-shirt from her bed, and rushed into the bathroom.

"Put on your clothes, hurry away, and don't let me see you again. She changed her clothes in the bathroom and shouted through gritted teeth.

Han Ye smiled bitterly on his face, his clothes might still be thrown in the Scarlet Heavenly Palace, where to find clothes to wear.

A moment later, Charlene was fully dressed and walked out of the bathroom.

When she saw that Han Ye was still standing naked, she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows: "Why aren't you wearing clothes yet?"

Han Ye scratched his head in embarrassment: "My clothes are not here." ”

"Where's that?" Charlene asked angrily.

Han Ye replied vaguely: "There should be a few more sets of dormitories." ”

The dormitory he was talking about was the dormitory of Nanling University, where he studied, and he didn't know anything about the university where Charlene was located.

"Should?"

Charlene was dumbfounded, she really didn't know what kind of strange thing this boy was, she didn't even know where her clothes were?

Don't...... That's how he ran naked into the girls' dormitory? And from the first floor to the sixth floor?

Are the girls in the whole building and the housekeeper all blind!!

Charlene wanted to go crazy, but the boy in front of her was running the train with his mouth full of words, and he didn't say a word of truth.

However, after she rummaged through the cabinets and searched around the dormitory, she couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

I really didn't find any boys' clothes in the dormitory!

Charlene's two thin willow eyebrows were almost twisted, and she only felt a headache.

My roommates outside could come back at any time, so what should I do then?

This boy is like a ticking time bomb, and she has to get rid of it quickly.

"You try wearing Sun Xia's clothes. ”

She climbed onto the bed opposite, flipped through two neutral T-shirts and big shorts, and threw them to Han Ye.

Sun Xia is a sports student, with a strong body, a big waist and a wide waist, and very wide clothes.

Although Han Ye is not as strong as Sun Xia, her height is almost the same, and since she has no choice, she will be able to wear her clothes just now.

After changing his clothes, Han Ye walked out of the dormitory under Xia Lin's vigilant gaze.

As soon as he stepped out of the door, he scratched his head, thinking that it was time to identify himself, so he poked his head back again, and introduced himself with a hippie smile: "By the way, get to know me, my name is ......"

"Fuck off!"

A lunch box flew towards him with a "whoosh", which was Charlene's response.