374. Show you my big baby
Tang Shuang sat on the bed and was in a daze for a while, Candy hurriedly pushed the door in, and shouted early in the morning: "Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang, where did you go last night, the Lun family was so worried about you, and thought you lost it." ”
Tang Shuang rubbed his stiff face: "Why did you get up so early, this weekend, don't you sleep lazy?"
Candy Er was triumphant and said with a smile: "The Lun family is a hard-working and good-looking little bee, and they never sleep lazy. ”
It seems to be true!
Piggy piggy hands and feet and crawls on the bed.
"Go down, your shoes are so dirty!" Tang Shuang drove the little pig out of bed.
The little piggy was not slow at all, and said with a smile: "Let the little sister play, I'll take off my shoes." ”
Then an earthquake started on the bed, and the little piggy jumped on the bed.
As a confidant brother, Tang Shuang can basically judge that the little pig is fat again according to the amplitude of the shock.
"Have you been eating too many snacks lately and gaining weight again?"
Little Piggy's happy face instantly collapsed, and he said fiercely and loudly: "You are fat! Your whole family is fat! The Lun family is thin! Really, the annoying Tang Xiaoshuang made his sister unhappy early in the morning, what good is it for you to be unhappy with your sister! Why do you want to hurt your sister!"
But after saying a word, Tang Shuang became a key sister, so that she could go online.
"Don't jump, don't jump, you're not tired. ”
It is impossible to be tired, and the little piggy in the morning is full of energy and has nowhere to vent.
"Hey, Xiaoshuang, you stink, did you fart secretly?"
Candy pinched her little nose, leaned in front of Tang Shuang and sniffed it, suddenly screamed, and fell straight down......
"It stinks, what should I do if the child is poisoned and dying? Mommy come on, the baby has something to explain to you." ”
The little feet shook twice, this is the nerve reflex before death, and the learning is quite similar.
Tang Shuang:(┬_┬)
This drama spirit!
But he stinks, sweating all over his body last night, and it's sticky.
"I'm going to take a shower, you lie here and shout for help. ”
The little pig turned his head, and when he saw that Tang Shuang really got out of bed and walked, he immediately got up as if nothing happened, jumped out of bed, and followed Tang Shuang step by step.
"Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang, I'll take you to see my big baby, I caught it last night, it's amazing. ”
Candy mysteriously pulled Tang Shuang to the bathroom.
Tang Shuang asked curiously, "What big baby?"
Candy said excitedly, "Hee-hee, it's a spider, I caught it!"
Tang Shuang was shocked: "A pig, you dare to catch a pig, where did the pig come from?"
There's a pig at home? Is it a pet pig? Whoever eats it has nothing to do to buy this thing.
Candy Er said disdainfully: "Huh~ Xiaoshuang, why are you so stupid! It's a spider, not snoring, I don't even know this, I'm still a brother, hum!
Tang Shuang wiped the cold sweat on her forehead, okay, she was despised by the children, it turned out to be a spider, let's be clear.
Tang Shuang: "Where is the spider?
Candy's eyes widened, as if she wondered how she could ask such a question: "Spiders are so cute." ”
Little Piggy proudly walked to the corner of the bathroom, where a kitten's footbath was covered, which was used for chick foot soaking.
Tang Shuang thought to herself, the so-called big spider should be down here, and it was really big enough, and it had to be installed in a footbath.
But such a big spider is dangerous.
Tang Shuang was about to call the little pig away, he came to catch the big spider, but the next moment he held back, because after the little pig opened the footbath, there was an iron box underneath.
This tin box was for biscuits, and the biscuits were eaten by Piggy.
This tin box is much smaller than the footbath, well, Tang Shuang thought to himself, if you look at it this way, the spiders inside should not be as terrifying as she thought before, but it is also a big guy in the spider world, probably only the black widow in the Amazon jungle can compare.
Tang Shuang stopped the candy, saying that the spider is very dangerous, I will catch it, and said that he wants to copy the guy, the spider can run fast, whether it can be caught, it depends on the moment the lid is lifted.
Candy refused to leave, she squatted motionless on the ground, and overturned the tin box of biscuits, and there was still a tin box inside!
This time it was filled with candy, which was smaller than the biscuit box, and the candy inside was eaten by Piggy.
Tang Shuang didn't expect that there was still a box in the box, and then he was relieved, the candy has a strong sense of danger, and the poison like a spider should be safe and foolproof.
In view of her sister's great performance, Tang Shuang wanted to praise it, and Candy opened the candy box again, revealing the true face inside, it was still a box!
A red plastic box was firmly covered on the ground, Tang Shuang recognized it at a glance, this was the box where Huang Xiangning put the needle and thread, when was it taken by the chick?
The box is small, only the size of a chick's palm.
Seeing this, Tang Shuang was speechless, from the footbath, to the biscuit box, to the candy box, to the sewing box, there was so much left layer by layer.
Tang Shuang looked at the ground and suspected that there would be a box within a box in the sewing box: "Won't there be a box hidden inside?" ”
Candy turned her little face and said with a smile: "The big spider is inside~"
Tang Shuang waved his hand, asking Candy to quickly reveal the mystery.
"Hurry up, hurry up, let me see how big it really is, how terrifying it is. ”
As he spoke, Tang Shuang casually took a mop, ready to respond to the occasional need.
But apparently redundant.
Candy slapped the sewing box in her hand, threw it casually, pointed to a very small dot on the ground, turned back to Tang Shuang and said, "Look! Here! My big spider is asleep, hehehe~"
Because the so-called big spider was too small to see clearly when standing, Tang Shuang had to squat down and get very close to see clearly, a gray little spider about the size of a candy's little thumb was lying on the ground motionless.
"This is the big spider you mean?"
Candy felt that Xiaoshuang's tone was not surprised enough, and was very dissatisfied, and said: "Isn't such a big spider called big? It's so big! Have you ever seen a bigger spider? Who in the world is as big as ours? This is caught by a baby~ It's very hard." ”
The latter sentence is the point, because it was caught by a baby, so it is the largest and most precious in the world.
But, that's too small.
After Candy Er taught Xiaoshuang a lesson, she thought about the big spider: "Big spider, you can't let it run." ”
The chick stretched out her hand to pinch the poor little spider up, and she didn't know what was wrong with this little thing, so small, she was caught by a little doll, and this little doll obviously regarded it as a treasure, treasured and treasured, hidden very deeply, it couldn't escape this heavy net even if it became a spirit!
Tang Shuang guessed that the little spider must be in pain and happy in her heart.
The pain was caught on the way home, and I don't know if there is any hope of surviving in this life.
Happy because it has received unprecedented respect, dying under such a big battle, dying well, dying extremely glorious, is even more grand than the state funeral of the spider world.
"Don't scratch it with your hands, it will bite. ”
Tang Shuang took the little pig away, this stupid and bold, not afraid of the fluffy spider at all, opened his hand to catch it.
"Hee-hee-hee ~ the big spider won't bite me because I'm my sister. ”
What the heck?
Big spiders, little pigs, pigs, are all creatures in the Zhu realm, and they do have fate.