Chapter 5 Fierce Battle
After coming out of the doorman Uncle Qin, we followed the figure in front of us all the way into the experimental building, and when I saw him go up the stairs, I was anxious and shouted
"Hurry up and catch up!"
"Why are you chasing him?" asked Chen Xiaoran with a puzzled expression.
"You are stupid, you can send a piece of China to a doorman, such a generous master, we catch up with him and tell him what we know, then he can't send two bottles of Moutai?"
When the old pervert on the side heard Maotai, his eyes suddenly flashed with golden light, and in an instant, he turned into a white light and flew out.
I climbed the stairs step by step, slowly following behind.
When I climbed to the rooftop, I saw an amazing scene.
The old pervert lay on the ground with a pale face, and the mysterious man held a peachwood sword with his back to us, ready to stab at the old pervert.
The old pervert is an unjust ghost, ordinary people can't see him, and this mysterious man can actually knock him to the ground, is it the legendary Taoist priest descending the mountain?
Seeing that the mysterious man's sword was about to stab at the old pervert, I shouted in a hurry
"Leave a ghost under the sword!"
The mysterious man made a move, and the old pervert took the opportunity to dodge, quickly hiding behind me and shivering.
The mysterious man turned his head leisurely.
There was a dead silence.
I don't know how to describe the embarrassment at this time, but when I met Cui Ming, I knew that the atheism that I had maintained for more than 20 years had collapsed. So since there are ghosts, of course, there are also legendary Taoist priests who hunt ghosts and subdue demons.
It's the first time I've seen this, but I don't feel surprised.
However, what I never expected was that this Taoist priest with a peachwood sword in his hand and a talisman on his chest actually looked so captivating! Even Xiao Ran, a who has always regarded himself as infatuated and single-minded, was stunned on the spot.
However, all of this is not the most important thing.
The most important thing is that he is actually a foreigner! Those dark blue eyes and golden curly hair all show his identity as an international friend. And the posture of holding a sword in his right hand and pinching the trick in his left hand shows that he is undoubtedly in the same profession as the old man Lin Zhengying, whom I have seen thousands of times.
I have seen a lot of Taoist priests, whether it is a fortune teller on the street, or a Taoist temple to persuade people to burn incense, or even a TV TV to fly away and subdue demons.
But it's the first time I've seen a foreigner as a Taoist priest.
Just after we were in a stalemate for about 1 minute, the foreign Taoist priest couldn't help but stretch out his left hand and slapped it his right hand holding the sword, and a mosquito in a happy diet responded to the sound.
And I, too, tried to break the awkwardness between us.
"Cutting oil to death than to kill the Copane?"
The foreign Taoist priest clenched the sword in his right hand, and scratched his right hand vigorously with his left hand, not answering.
Isn't my English pronunciation standard enough? I cleared my throat and slowed down my speech
"Cutting oil to death than to kill the Copane?"
The foreign priest stared at us vigilantly, still silent.
The amnesiac brother behind him quietly poked his head out and looked at the Taoist priest.
"Brother Meng, do you think he's a Frenchman or an Italian? Why don't you ask in French?"
I don't know anything about French except that the stupid pig is hello.
You must know that in addition to learning a little bit of English in the past nine years of compulsory education, the only foreign language I know is Japanese, and it is all given by the love action blockbuster of the island country.
Just when we were struggling with how to communicate with them.
The foreign Taoist priest spoke a standard Shaanxi dialect
"What do you want to play?"
The three ghosts behind me instantly thundered.
As soon as I was about to open my mouth to explain, the foreign priest once again raised his peachwood sword and rushed straight at us, shouting in his mouth
"Kill you, a thief who steals your soul!"
Before I could talk back, I just dodged his stab sideways.
When the three ghosts beside him saw this formation, they instantly turned into a ray of light and ran away without a trace.
In desperation, I had to use my decades of experience to escape the pursuit and jump up and down, while the Taoist priest held a wooden sword and chased after him.
It lasted dozens of minutes, when the two of us were exhausted.
The foreign Taoist priest dropped the peachwood sword and looked at me with a wary expression
"You, you (badass), why do you think you're so good!"
I thought to myself, can it be bad? You have been chased and beaten for more than ten years since you were a child, and you can also train like me.
"Dude, if you don't say a word, you will rush over with a wooden stick and stab you blindly, are you sick?
The Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, dropped the peachwood sword in his hand, and bit his left index finger in one bite
"I don't know what you're saying, but today I want to get rid of the harm for the people. Let you know that the forehead drop is amazing!"
After that, he wrote something quickly in the palm of his hand with his index finger, and then read the words in his mouth
"Heaven and earth are all over! Look at the hungry (me) palm thunder bombarding you thief baby!"
Instantly, I felt a scorching wind coming at me, and the smell of blood was mixed with it. While thinking that it was over, he closed his eyes tightly.
Ten meters away, three unjust ghosts appeared at the same time, shouting "Be careful!"
That moment was incredibly long.
At the moment when the scorching wind hit, I thought of my parents, who had never been masked, and I wondered if his second elder was still in the world at the moment, maybe he had already entered the underworld. I thought of the old man Cui with a lewd smile on his face again, if I die, will it be considered a death in the line of duty, and when I get to the underworld, how can I arrange a good errand or a good baby or something in his old man's face. I thought of the two ham sausages that I had secretly hidden under the bed yesterday, and I knew that I might as well give them to the old pervert. I'm ...... again.
Wait, it's been so long, why am I still not getting any reaction?
He opened his eyes in surprise, only to find that the foreign Taoist priest on the other side also had a shocked expression, staring at his right hand in a daze.
When the old pervert saw this, he flashed up to me, pointed at the foreign priest and smiled.
"What's the matter, it doesn't work, tell you, our brother Meng is ......"
Before he finished speaking, the foreign Taoist priest raised his right hand again and slashed it over.
I saw the scorching wind rise again, and with a random bang, the old pervert was hit in the stomach and squatted on the ground trembling.
And I, on the other hand, still stood there like a normal person.
It turned out that this legendary palm thunder was really ineffective for me, so I rubbed my fists, howled, and rushed towards the foreign Taoist.
Just when I was in high spirits, a random high whip leg of the foreign Taoist priest kicked me to the ground.
How can you forget this stubble, this guy can also work hard!
I got up from the ground in pain, and the foreign Taoist priest chased after me, so I had to continue to jump up and down to avoid his pursuit.
The three unjust ghosts on the side had the heart to help, but they were also overwhelmed by the thunder of his palms.
Gradually, I was cornered.
At this time, the amnesiac brother opened his mind and shouted
"Brother Meng, let me possess me!"
After listening to this, I quickly took out my iPad and chose the possession technique. Suddenly, there was a dazzling light from the flash of the iPad, and Brother Sharp saw this and quickly flew over. After a biting chill, Brother Sharp successfully attached himself to me.
The feeling of being possessed is quite magical, completely different from the so-called Wong Tai Sin upper body seen on TV. It feels like a first-person game. My brain is still awake, but my body is out of my control. So I spent my time watching the battle between Brother Amnesia and the foreign Taoist.
Brother Amnesia's kung fu is indeed good, and it is on par with this practitioner's foreign Taoist. Fortunately, as a ghost, he didn't feel pain, so if the foreign Taoist kicked him, he wouldn't be stuck because of the pain like ordinary people, and he could return the foreign Taoist punch.
And the foreign Taoist priest is more miserable, although it is obvious that he has beaten the amnesiac brother with a blue nose and swollen face, but from his expression with cracked teeth, it can be seen that he knows that he has fallen behind with less color.
Finally, after the two sides exchanged heavy punches, the foreign Taoist priest fell to the ground in pain and couldn't get up.
Seeing this, the amnesiac brother quickly stepped forward and clasped his hands behind his back, pulled out the belt around my waist and tied up the foreign Taoist.
Then it turned into a white light and flashed away from my body.
And I sat on the amnesia brother with a lewd smile on my face, pointing at him proudly
"Hurry up! ...... two bottles of Moutai"
Before I finished speaking, I suddenly felt a wave of dizziness, and the places where I was hit by the amnesiac brother just now began to work, and all kinds of pain came to me like raindrops in an instant.
I suddenly felt the world spinning, and then I snorted and fainted.