Xu Duan said a lot, which made the audience laugh one after another.

"Speaking of shopping, I would like to ask, have you ever encountered a bad review of the merchant that the real thing does not match the picture?" asked Xu Duan interacting with the audience.

Xu Duan made the audience laugh happily, and the audience also gave face, scrambling to answer questions.

"Yes!"

"Given!"

Xu Duan nodded and continued: "Then many people must have had the experience of being harassed by business calls and asked to withdraw bad reviews, right?"

The audience's answer was called a joy.

"Yes, there is!"

"I've encountered it!"

"But I'm afraid that none of you have encountered such a strange thing as letting a good business withdraw a review. Xu Duan smiled and said: "I have a tablemate named Lin Yinger, she has that kind of experience, here's the thing, she bought a kitchen knife online some time ago, and after buying it, she sent a bloody buyer's show with a hand cut by a kitchen knife, the bones were exposed, and it was scary to look at, her comment was written like this: The newly bought kitchen knife is in hand, it is very easy to use, and the blood will be seen with a knife. ”

The audience burst into laughter when they heard this.

"Hey Mom, I'm laughing to death, who is going to die, haha!"

"I'll go, this thing is funny!"

"Hahaha, this show is so interesting!"

Lin Lei stood on the side and smiled backwards.

Xu Duan waited for the audience to laugh and then said: "Now the Internet is also messy and everything is sold, I was at the same table Lin Yinger actually bought a rabbit on the Internet last winter, but it didn't take long for it to die, so he ran over to cry to me, and broke off that you said how good the rabbit I bought, I can hold and rub it, it's okay to pull my ears, I can play to relieve boredom when I'm fine, and I can cover my feet when it's cold, why did it die?...... Hearing this, I thought for a moment, and I thought that the rabbit might have committed suicide. ”

"Poof! this thing is arranged like this, and he is not afraid of being chased and killed by his table?"

"Haha, if Lin Ying'er knew that Xu Duan was so dark, she would definitely hack him to death!" This is the audience who has watched Xu Duan's game.

"I'll go, this thing is really bottomless!"

Qin Yong made a phone call, and after always finding no one, he also stood beside Lin Lei and laughed.

"Now this is online, you can buy everything, two days ago, I was at the same table Lin Yinger saw that I could get a visa to go abroad on the Internet, and I suddenly wanted to travel abroad, so I talked to other people's customer service about what I needed for a visa, and the customer service said that I needed a photo of this card and that card, Lin Yinger thought about it and said to the customer service: I have some incomplete documents, and I currently have photos and photos...... I see that you said that you need a bank tax stamp to apply for a visa, can you do it on your behalf? The customer service told her on the spot: Dear, please remember that online shopping is not a panacea, how can you apply for a visa without a tax stamp? Come, leave a number and let's talk privately. ”

"Hahaha, photo photo and photo!"

"Hey Mom, let's talk in private haha!"

"I'll go, this thing is black and he is at the same table!"

Lin Lei and Qin Yong also laughed tears flew out, and the two of them looked at each other after laughing, and there was light in their eyes.

Xu Duan heard Qin Yong's laughter, and in a blink of an eye, he saw Qin Yong's bald head and continued: "Speaking of going abroad, I remember, there is a choreographer in our program group named Qin Yong, he often goes abroad, but he is very distressed, why? Because he thanked him, I thank him!"

"Thank you!

"Whoever is blackened by this thing!"

"Hahahaha, this Nima is so funny!"

Lin Lei laughed when he heard this, and turned his head to look at Qin Yong's bald head, but Qin Yong couldn't laugh or cry, how could he make fun of him.

Why was he distressed? Because he often meets foreigners who are taller than him when he goes abroad, he has a shaved head, the top of his head is shiny but both sides are blue and black haired and stubble, and the foreigner is very curious, so he often asks him where he comes from, he doesn't want his image to discredit the motherland but he doesn't want to say that he is RB or something Korean, so he is very distressed, but you have to say that Qin Dao is a cultural person, he solved this problem very well in one sentence, and then a foreigner asked him where he came from, Qin Dao would put his hands together and say: The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. "Xu broke the way with his hands folded.

When the audience heard this, they burst into laughter again.

Burst!

Lin Lei just took a sip of the tea that his assistant Zhao Huan brought him, and when he heard this, he immediately sprayed Zhao Huan in one gulp, and Zhao Huan was as aggrieved as a little daughter-in-law.

Qin Yong was ridiculed by Xu Xuan with a wry smile on his face, this thing is blackened!

"Alright, that's all for today's show, and welcome everyone to stay tuned to our entertainment channel at the same time next week. Xu Duan said and muttered in his heart, if you have the ability to watch this episode, he said that after more than half an hour to see that Lin Lei still didn't find a solution, he took the opportunity to say that after the recording, he helped Lin Lei deal with today's matter, and asked Lin Lei to find time to record again, so as not to spread any bad rumors about the show.

The audience was immediately dissatisfied when they heard this, and they looked like they hadn't enjoyed it yet.

"Ah, that's it, is it that fast? Isn't this just beginning?"

"yes, how do I feel that the show has just started, another one!"

"Yes, yes, one more!"

"One more, if you don't come, you won't leave!"

The audience coaxed, they all sat under the stage and refused to leave, shouting one by one, and the more they shouted, the more neat they became, as if they had been rehearsed.

Come on, fart, dude, are you delaying time, do you know? Participating in the show doesn't even care about the meal? Do you really treat buddy as a Sunday? Here's another fart, another fart! Xu Xuanyan pretended not to hear and walked down.

"One more, one more!" Lin Lei saw Xu Duan walking down, and immediately coaxed the audience, pushing Xu Duan onto the stage.

Your sister, what's the matter, let's have another one, why don't you find a way to find a guest to find a host and buddy? Xu Duan was not lightly angered by Lin Lei, this is a typical unbusinessman, you are a program director, host, and guest can't find or see you in a hurry, do you say you are stupid?

Xu Duan reluctantly returned to the stage again, "Everyone knows that I am a non-famous singer, so I especially like to watch concerts by various singers, especially Liu Yilun, people are very stylish when they walk, and they all do this way." Xu Duan imitated Liu Yilun, the king of the world, and the imitation was vivid, but the audience was very dissatisfied, why? Because what they wanted was Xu Duan to tease them, and they didn't like the imitation show.

The audience was wondering why Xu Duan was not funny, but they saw Xu Duan suddenly run to the stage after imitating Liu Yilun's walking, and shouted at the stage: "You performed so well, come again!" After shouting, he quickly ran up to the stage and said to the audience: "Okay!"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Haha, imitation can still be played like this!"

"Hey, I'll go, Liu Yilun has to beat him when he sees this!"

"It's so funny, haha!"

Xu Duan waited for the audience to finish laughing before he said seriously: "Generally, what I can accomplish by myself never bothers others." This is Xiao Shenyang's imitation of Andy Lau's joke, and Xu Duan used it easily.

When the audience heard the words, they thought of Xu Xuan's previous action language, and suddenly laughed back and forth.

Lin Lei and Qin Yong also couldn't laugh, but the two of them looked at Xu Xuan's eyes with green light, just like a wolf seeing meat.

"Okay, that's all for today's show, everyone hurry up and go back to their respective homes to find their own mothers, and my mother also called me home for dinner!" Xu Duan said and walked off the stage, refusing to delay at all, as if he couldn't get off if he walked a little slower.

The audience laughed again when they heard this, but they refused to leave after laughing, just like Xu Duan, who was sitting and watching and walking off the stage, not to mention that Xu Duan had a headache.

I'm Nima, it's endless, you guys and buddies are here to listen to cross talk, and if you don't leave after listening, you will bring it back, is there such a thing? Xu Xuan was angry, but he couldn't help it if the audience didn't leave, and he was pushed back to the stage by Lin Lei with a reluctant face.

"Let's talk about it first, the last one, and then disperse, otherwise you won't care about the meal!" Xu Xuan said as if he was really in charge of the meal, which immediately made the audience laugh.

"Everyone knows that I have a tablemate named Lin Ying'er. As soon as Xu Duan opened his mouth, he immediately provoked another burst of laughter at the scene, because Xu Duan was in Heilin Ying'er all day, Lin Ying'er's stalk Xu Duan is never tired of it, because it is not easy to get such a happy Heilin Ying'er!

"I chatted with her some time ago, chatting and chatting about online shopping, I told her how bad it would be if the world was without online shopping, she thought about it and nodded in agreement and said to me, yes, it's terrible, if there is no online shopping, then I really have to work there during working hours!" Xu asserted.

"Poof, haha, this black man's skill is simply unfathomable!"

"Haha, I especially want to know what Lin Yinger's expression will be when she sees this episode!"

"Haha, it is estimated that Lin Ying'er has the heart to kill Xu Xuan!"

The audience finally left the stage satisfied, so that Xu Xuan's hanging heart finally let go, hey, Mom, finally willing to go!

Lin Lei and others in the program group came up and applauded Xu Xuan.

"Okay, Director Lin, are you still applauding, why don't you hurry up and find a way to find the guest host?" Xu Duan looked at Lin Lei angrily.

"Why should I go to the guest host?" Lin Lei asked rhetorically.

Your sister, is this a problem? Is this a problem? You don't look for guests or hosts to make a show, you make a fart show? Xu Xuan rolled his eyes when he heard this, "How can you record a show if you don't find a guest or a host?"

"Isn't this already recorded?" Lin Lei asked with a smile.

Xu Duan almost didn't fall to the ground when he heard this, "What the hell, what the hell, you said you were going to broadcast this episode?" Xu Duan hurriedly asked.

"That's right. Lin Lei nodded

When Xu Xuan heard this, his eyes suddenly turned black and he almost died on the spot, Lin Lei told him that he would cut off the black Lin Ying'er who didn't have any worries, and he was so happy, if he knew that Lin Lei would broadcast this episode, he wouldn't dare to kill Lin Ying'er, what is the difference between that and death?

"Director Lin, are you stupid? This is all something that can't be put on the stage, okay, who are you going to watch it?" Xu Duan belittled himself vigorously in order to prevent Lin Lei from broadcasting this episode.