Chapter 92: Too Underwhelmed (Chapter 2!)
After saying this, the old man took the initiative to give up the seat of honor and sit next to Hu Yang.
Hu Yang was very surprised by the old man's actions.
What kind of international joke, just a major general, let alone an old man, even if it is him, he will not take it seriously.
But how could the old man take the initiative to give up his seat?
Hu Yang stared straight at the old man and asked which one the old man was playing with his eyes.
The old man shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "Didn't you hear? Everyone has said that it will be a major general who will come later, and his military rank is higher than yours, so how can I do it?"
After seeing the old man get out of the way, the corners of He Zhenshan's mouth rose, revealing a victor-like smile.
In his opinion, after the old man heard the major general, he was completely intimidated.
As for the kid Populus euphratica, he must be holding on.
Next, they must think about how to get out, after all, this kid has a forged military ID!
Thinking of this, He Zhenshan didn't want to mention how comfortable he was.
"Old man, I'm really embarrassed, after all, this guest of honor seat is not something that anyone can sit casually. ”
The old man was not angry, and nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, young man, you are right, we didn't pay attention before, don't take it to heart." ”
The more polite the old man was, the more arrogant He Zhenshan became.
I saw him leaning on the seat, his right hand lazily resting on the table table, and his five fingers tapping the table rhythmically, "Old man, it's not me talking about you, sometimes when you talk outside, you still have to pay attention." ”
"You call me a boy, that's not right, don't you see what it is?"
He Zhenshan stretched out his hand and pointed to the rank on his epaulettes.
"You should call me Colonel, or Leader. ”
"It's not my reality, it's not that I'm playing music, society is like this, not by age, only by status!"
Boom......
Hu Yang on the side, after hearing this, slapped the table with a slap, and the whole person rose up with the trend, stretched out his hand to point at He Zhenshan, and yelled with a distorted expression, "You are so ......"
"The colonel is right, I was too careless, I will pay attention to it later. ”
Before Hu Yang finished speaking, the old man's voice rang out.
After finishing speaking, the old man glared at Hu Yang angrily and scolded loudly: "What kind of temper are you experiencing? The colonel is right, let's listen!"
"I ......"
"What are you? No one will take you for a fool if you don't speak! With your stinky temper, can you offend the colonel?"
After saying this, the old man smiled all over his face, "Colonel, don't be angry, this rabbit cub has such a stinky temper!"
Seeing this scene, the poplar lungs almost exploded.
Don't look at him usually being arrogant in front of the old man, but he can't tolerate the old man being wronged even a little.
Just when Hu Yang was very depressed, he received a text message from the old man, "Don't be impulsive, they don't have a good heart, play with them and see what they want to do!"
After reading the text message, Hu Yang couldn't help but glance at the old man, the corners of the old man's mouth rose and he smiled shallowly.
As for He Zhenshan, now he is completely floating, in his opinion, the reason why the old man is like this is because he has a weak heart.
"That teapot is behind you, old man. ”
He Zhenshan sat firmly on the chair like a master, and stretched out his finger and pointed to the table behind the old man.
"Thank you Colonel for reminding us, we can pour the tea ourselves, and we don't have to worry about it. ”
"Old man, you misunderstood, I mean to say, is it convenient for you to stand up and pour water for the three of us?"
I'm Nima......
Hu Yang has an urge to kill, this is a broken colonel, and how many are endless?
Let the old man pour water?
Lao Tzu just wanted to ask, how many people in the entire army dare to say such things?
After hearing this request, even the old man was stunned for a moment.
But soon, the old man shook his head at Hu Yang, reminded him not to be impulsive, and then slowly got up, "Okay, I'll pour water for you." ”
The old man took the teapot and poured water for them with a smile on his face.
Seeing the old man's actions, He Wanshan and He Chaoqun were also completely relieved.
Judging from the old man's dress, the ordinary one can no longer be ordinary, and at first glance he is not a big person, but more like a farmer who works in the field all year round, and is taken over by Populus euphratica to enjoy the blessings.
An ordinary old man, he was worried about it for a long time before he lost it.
If it's really a big guy, how can he serve tea and pour water?
After the old man filled the three cups with water, he prepared to return to his seat.
But before he took two steps, He Zhenshan's voice sounded again, this time the voice was more arrogant than before, and between the lines, there was also unhappiness and blame.
"Old man, you can't be so rigid when you do things for the leader, don't say the same, you just do the same, if you want to make the leader happy, you must be conscious!"
The old man, who stopped, asked puzzledly, "Colonel, is there anything that makes you dissatisfied?"
He Zhenshan's body shook rhythmically, glanced at the old man, and kept shaking his head, as if he was disappointed.
"Look at the tableware on the table, should it be rearranged neatly, and the packaging bag on the outside of the chopsticks, can you take it off easily?"
"Oh~~~ Yes, yes, yes, the colonel reminded you. ”
The old man nodded vigorously, and after putting the teapot away, he began to put the tableware and took off the bag of chopsticks.
After finishing it, the old man looked at He Zhenshan with a smile, "Do you need me to do anything?"
"No need, go sit down!" He Zhenshan waved his hand impatiently as if he was instructing a slave.
The old man then returned to his seat and sat down.
As soon as He Zhenshan took a sip of tea, he moved his gaze to Populus euphratica.
"Chairman, you won't be angry if I do this, right?"
"What do you say?"
"Don't be angry, actually, I'm helping you. ”
Help me?!
Hearing this, both Hu Yang and the old man were a little confused.
He Zhenshan put his hands on the dining table and stretched his neck, "I heard Chaoqun say that you are also a soldier?"
"Yes!"
Hu Yang didn't think much about it, and replied bluntly.
"Can you show me your ID?"
"Absolutely!"
After Hu Yang finished speaking, he directly threw the red document he was carrying to He Zhenshan.
He just wanted He Zhenshan to know that the colonel was nothing remarkable.
He Zhenshan picked up the poplar certificate, his eyes narrowed into two thin slits, and he looked at it very casually.
After a few glances, he closed his ID.
However, he did not return the poplar, but slammed it the dining table in front of him.
He raised his head and spoke in an interrogating tone, "You're from the special forces?"
"Yes!"
"Which special forces?"
"You're not qualified to know!"
"You ......"
He Zhenshan didn't expect Hu Yang to say such arrogant words.
"I see your military rank, and you're also a colonel, don't you have anything to explain?"
"There's nothing to say, what do you want me to say?"
"Young man, watch your attitude!"
He Zhenshan couldn't control it anymore, raised his hand, and slapped the table hard.
"It's all this time, are you still stubborn? Are you not appreciative, or do you think we are ignorant?"
"Do you know the troops? Do you know how to divide military ranks and ranks, do you know how to get promoted?"
"Lao Tzu has been mixed all his life before he gets to the colonel, you are a hairy boy in your twenties, just like me, why don't you write it as a general? That is even more exciting!"
"Twenties, Colonel, do you think I'm stupid?"
After listening to He Zhenshan's words, Hu Yang and the old man were speechless.
"It seems that you are not only stupid, but also mentally retarded. ”
After speaking, Hu Yang stretched out his hand, "Give me back my documents." ”
"Give it back to you?"
He Zhenshan shrugged his shoulders, "What are you kidding? Although this document is very realistic, it is fake, it is always fake, I have temporarily detained this document, and when the leader comes, I will hand it over to the leader." ”
"It's a crime to forge documents, and you will be locked up for a few years, it's very simple!"
"Originally, I wanted to help you suppress this matter, but with your attitude, not only will I not help, but I will also recommend a maximum punishment. ”
Until this time, Hu Yang finally understood, and after a long time, they thought that their documents were fake and wanted to get themselves in!
"Chairman, you ...... How can you have a false testimony? This ...... This is not an easy thing to do! Why don't I plead with my eldest brother?"
He Wanshan opened his mouth smugly.
Hearing this, poplar Hu Yang, not to mention how sick he was, I have to say that they are quite disgusting.
"Old man, do you have anything else to say to your excellent grandson?"
He Zhenshan asked sarcastically.
"Bunny cubs, they're too badly beaten, let's do it!"
After the old man knew their intentions, he naturally wouldn't get used to it, and said very domineering words very calmly and calmly.