542, will you eat the Lun family? (2/2 for subscription)

In the end, the annoying little fairy was persuaded away by Huang Xiangning, such an annoying little thing was very unconvinced, and after peeing in another toilet, while Huang Xiangning was not paying attention, he came to harass Tang Shuang again, this time he moved a stool, sat at the door and talked to Tang Shuang, and squatted next to Bai Jingjing.

Tang Shuang was extremely tired, taking a bath, and at the same time chatting, experiencing noise harassment, listening to what she said-

"Xiaoshuang Xiaoshuang, will you eat the Lun family when the Lun family grows up?"

"Xiaoshuang Xiaoshuang, don't you really want to eat the Lun family? Didn't you say that I was a little thing?

"Xiaoshuang, you big villain!I don't want to play with you anymore, you'll eat the Lun family!!"

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Suddenly, the door opened, and Tang Shuang stood at the door with wet hair, staring at the little thing sitting at the door with an unkind face.

Candy Candy was originally talking with her head half-bowed, but when she heard the sound of the door opening, she immediately raised her head and looked at it, and said with some panic: "Hehehehe~...... You, what are you going to do? Why are you so fierce?Ah~ Run, Xiaoshuang is really going to eat the Lun family!"

The villain kicked over the small stool he was sitting on just now, and then ran away with Bai Jingjing, shouting loudly that Xiaoshuang was going to eat her while running, until he rushed into the kitchen and hid behind Huang Xiangning before he breathed a sigh of relief, patted his little chest and said that he finally saved his life.

Huang Xiangning was amused and helpless to comfort the villain, it's okay, don't scare yourself, my brother won't eat you.

"Ouch, it's scary, Mom, don't you see it, Xiaoshuang is so fierce, she really wants to bite me. ”

Candy scratched her ears, a little itchy, and suddenly saw Xiaoshuang appear at the kitchen door, and hurriedly exclaimed, hiding at Huang Xiangning's feet: "Xiaoshuang chased after her!!Xiaoshuang, what do you want to do?"

"What do I want to do? I want to ask what you want to do? Are you stimulated by something? Why do I want to bite you? Mom, what's the matter with this stupid kid, my head is big when I take a shower. ”

"Huh...... Big bad!" Candy made a face at him, and even called someone stupid child, have you ever seen such a smart stupid child!

Huang Xiangning gently pushed the little man away from her feet, and followed her to make her unable to do anything: "Don't be afraid, let my brother tell you the story of the praying mantis, it's not so scary." ”

"Mom, do you want to abandon the little fairy? Don't~ I'm your child. Candy Er hid at Huang Xiangning's feet and refused to leave.

Huang Xiangning sighed, and said to Tang Shuang helplessly: "She watched the black cat sheriff just now, and today she is talking about the case of the praying mantis......"

Candy interjected, "Mantis girl ate the mantis boy!

Tang Shuang asked suspiciously: "What mantis girl ate the mantis guy?

Then the brain suddenly opened: "Is it the end of the world? Zombies have appeared? People have become zombies, and small animals like praying mantis have also become zombies?"

Huang Xiangning glanced at him angrily, what nonsense! The story of the praying mantis has scared the candy everywhere, and if you talk about zombies, you have to scare the little sister of the Tang family into nightmares.

"Hehe, for example, what kind of mantis case? Tell me about it. ”

With Huang Xiangning's narration and Candy's interjection from time to time, Tang Shuang slowly learned that today's cartoon "Sheriff Black Cat" tells such a case, in the battle with locusts, the mantis girl and the mantis boy fell in love at first sight, under the witness of the small animals, a grand wedding was held, but on the second day of the wedding, the mantis boy died, was eaten, the death was very miserable, the black cat sheriff came to investigate, at first thought it was a mouse with one ear, but later found out that it was not, the real murderer was the mantis girl, it was the mantis girl who ate the mantis guy on the wedding night.

As for the reason-

The mantis guy said that he had to do this in order for the mantis girl to give birth to more strong mantis babies, and said that his grandmother gave birth to his father by eating his grandfather, and his mother gave birth to him by eating his father, and now he begged the mantis girl to eat him and give birth to their baby.

Tang Shuang: -_-||

No wonder Candy kept asking him if he would eat her, the cartoon was so scary.

Huang Xiangning said: "Candy is not only asking you, but also chasing me and your father." ”

After watching the cartoon, Candy immediately asked Huang Xiangning, asking her if she would eat her father one day, if she ate her father, when would she eat Xiaoshuang, will she eat her sister and baby after eating Xiaoshuang, or will she eat it when the baby grows up?

Huang Xiangning repeatedly swore that he would never eat anyone, and the villain let her go, and then the same question was thrown to Tang Sanjian, Tang Sanjian did not say whether he would eat or not, but explained to Candy from the physiological habits of the praying mantis, but Candy at that time couldn't listen to these theoretical things, so he only asked him if he ate it.

Don't eat!

So she came knocking on Tang Shuang's door and asked him if he could eat children, she had to assess the living environment of the old Tang family, whether the environment here was suitable for children to live, if it was not suitable, she would carry her bag to find her sister.

"Do you want to eat the baby?" asked Candy again.

Tang Shuang said angrily: "I should ask you this question, the mantis girl eats the mantis guy, I didn't hear the mantis guy eat the mantis girl, but now I am careful whether you will eat me!

"No, no, hee-hee-hee~"

"Really, no? I say no, but I think about it in my heart. ”

"There really isn't...... Hee-hee, you're too bitter to eat, ha. ”

"Okay, you must have snuck at me while I was sleeping, didn't you???How else would you know that I was bitter, to be honest!"

"No, I won't do such a thing, how can the Lun family do such a thing, no, it won't be me, isn't it Jingjing? Jingjing, isn't it?"

The innocent little dog looked at the little master who was going to frame her with a confused face, and was still wagging his tail to show goodwill.

Tang Shuang: "Come out and come out, don't disturb your mother cooking, I'll tell you about the knowledge of praying mantis, children have long hair and short knowledge, and I'll give you long insights today." ”

Candy stroked her long hair, convinced that the guy was talking about her, huh!

After taking two steps, he suddenly stopped when he was about to leave the kitchen, and asked uncertainly, "You really won't eat me?" ”

"Tsk-why am I eating you ass king! don't worry, come out and come out. ”

The villain rushed out quickly, raised his little fist to beat Tang Shuang, and said loudly: "The Lun family is not the king of farts, the Lun family never farts! The little fairy's fart is fragrant......