Regarding the nickname "Little Garfield", I have been protesting against Xiao Shaofeng for more than four years. But every time he talked about it, he gave me an example, saying that I am lazy and terminally cancerous, greedy for food and sleep, like to live at home, like fried noodles, and a goose egg face, which is very suitable.

In terms of big truth, I am not Xiao Shaofeng's opponent.

For several days, I didn't contact Xiao Shaofeng. This is very inconsistent with my previous state, and of course I know that it must have something to do with the "rolling sheets" last time. In the past, he probably called me to go out to eat and drink with me and chat with me.

After graduating from his senior year, Zhang Xue went to Paris to study design according to the instructions of his parents, and I stayed in an advertising company in the city to do chores.

In fact, I am also quite puzzled, with Xiao Daxia's net worth, he could follow Zhang Xue abroad after graduation, but he didn't, but stayed in China, which is completely inconsistent with the situation that he chased Zhang Xue in school for two years, but it is quite confusing.

But I haven't dared to speak about this, close friends are close friends, but there are some things that I still can't ask.

Today is the weekend and I am lying on the couch in my apartment basking in the sun. In November, winter is approaching. At this time, it was a good time for Xiao Daxia to go to the golf course to exercise, but my mobile phone has not moved.

At nearly ten o'clock, the mobile phone finally rang, and it was my wife who called.

"Xiaofei, it's winter soon, you have to pay attention to your bones, if you're not busy, go home, and your mother will make you chicken soup." "Comrade Lao Niang began to nag again.

"I'm fine, I'm strong. I raised my arm to make a gesture, and this gesture suddenly realized that the fat in my early years had already disappeared.

When I was a freshman, I was not only fat, but I also had black-framed eyes, and overall, I was very dirty and scummy. Xiao Shaofeng's homework was handed over to me, and every time I finished writing, we would make an appointment to meet in the playground, I don't know where he got my mobile phone number, and when we met for the first time, he also brought me original milk tea.

I refused, embarrassed to accept, Xiao Shaofeng looked clear, and said: "What's there, fat and fat are good, fat people are cute, come, take it." ”

He said so, and I took the milk tea. But at that time, my self-esteem was still hit.

I called Zhang Xue and told her what happened to me, and Zhang Xue told me that men are visual creatures and I have to transform them from beginning to end.

One hundred and sixty pounds, according to the weight standard, I have to lose at least sixty pounds.

The main reason why my mom says I have bones is because, so far, I am still controlling my weight.

At that time, I really set a plan for myself, lose weight, lose weight, and lose weight again. Because I was afraid that my parents would worry, I would go home twice a semester, basically run every morning and evening, and eat only one meal a day, and it was a nutritious meal with vegetables and fruits.

Whenever I can't hold on, I will open the photo in my phone, which I secretly saved from the class New Year's Day party, the photo of Xiao Shaofeng.

I lost too much weight, and I had anemia and fainted in the dormitory.

When my mom heard the news, she rushed over from out of town. When they saw me, they almost didn't recognize me. Because at that time, I had already lost 20 pounds.

I asked myself, why did I lose weight? Because of Xiao Shaofeng?

But when I was about to confess after my successful weight loss, Xiao Shaofeng had his first girlfriend.

"Xiaofei, did you hear what I said?" The old lady's angry roar interrupted my thoughts, and I heard her say: "Twenty-four, it's not too young, it's time to fall in love." ”

"Got it. ”

"Xiaofei, your aunt introduced you to a partner, and she will call you in the afternoon, you are ready to prepare, it is said that you are a top student at Oxford University, remember, don't embarrass your wife!"

I knew that the old lady didn't mean to drink because of the drunkard, right...... What does she mean, let me go on a blind date?

"Mom...... I said...... "Before I could finish my sentence, I heard a "beep-to-do" sound on my phone.

She actually hung up on me, arranged a blind date for me and hung up on me?

When I think of my aunt who married the nouveau riche, I have a black line on my face. A few years ago, I was introduced to a blind date, it is said to be a graduate of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, my mother heard that the education is good, so I asked to meet, and as a result, the other party is a man who is about the same height as me, which is not important, the important thing is that he actually asked me to give him a football team.

Hey, I'll go, I don't know the national situation and come on a blind date, does he know that there is family planning in China?

This time it's a blind date again, if you don't go, you'll say that our family won't give her face, go ahead, maybe the other party will be weird, it's just ...... It's maddening.

Just when I was so worried that I didn't know how to deal with it, the phone rang again, and I glanced at the screen, and the three words Xiao Daxia instantly came into view.