Chapter 4 Eating Stinky Tofu?
On the way home, Yang Hao giggled almost the whole time.
Everyone along the way couldn't help but cast caring eyes at him, and those who were timid even retreated directly, for fear that this dead fat man would suddenly become nervous and innocent.
Yang Hao turned a blind eye to these eyes, even if he was treated as a psychopath by people all over the world, he didn't care, at this moment there was only one hot thought boiling in his heart: she was going to wake up, she would be resurrected soon!
Under the thunder of robbery and punishment, the picture of Lu Ziyan turning into a rain of blood is still vivid, and after waiting for a full three thousand years, she is finally about to be reborn!
"Back then, I was so focused on crossing the catastrophe that I almost destroyed your soul, I'm sorry for you......" Holding the hook jade around his neck, Yang Hao's eyes flashed with determination, "In this life, I won't let you be hurt at all!"
Recalling the body that Lu Ziyan was reborn into, he shook his head a little dissatisfied, "Shen Zhizhong's granddaughter looks a little good, but it's still too far behind her senior sister...... Alas, let's just take a moment, after all, it's more than enough to match my fat pig like now. ”
This is what Yang Hao dared to say, and Shen Yuxi, who was shocked by the entire Jiangnan Province, just had "a bit of a posture"?
Why don't you go to heaven!
After thinking about it, Yang Hao had returned to the community where he rented his house, which was a dilapidated community to be demolished, there was not even a doorman standing guard at the door, and there was a sour smell of garbage wafting everywhere in the community.
Before Yang Hao was reincarnated, this dead fat man was really a good-for-nothing guy, his family was already poor, and he didn't find a decent job for almost a year after graduating from college, but he couldn't pull his face back to his hometown to gnaw at the old age, so he could only rent a broken house here to survive.
"Gotta move out, this place is really bad. Yang Hao shook his head again and again.
As he was muttering, there was a rumbling motor roar behind him, and the cranky engine sound was heard from the motorcycle.
With a flirtatious whistle, more than a dozen motorcycles roared past, and then stopped at the gate of the community with a sudden brake flick, blocking Yang Hao's way.
Immediately afterwards, there was a roar of motors, and in the blink of an eye, more than a dozen motorcycles blocked Yang Hao's retreat, and more than twenty motorcycles instantly formed an encirclement, surrounding him in the middle.
The people on the motorcycles are almost all punk and hip-hop style non-mainstream dresses, and at first glance you know that they are the kind of gangsters who mix society, and a few of them even have steel rods and machetes in their hands, which is not good.
After stopping the car, a strong man with muscular bumps all over his body jumped out of the car, and walked towards Yang Hao while lighting a cigarette, "You are Yang Hao?"
Yang Hao's eyes narrowed slightly, secretly pondering the origin of these people, although this fat man was useless before reincarnation, he was never a troublemaker, and he didn't seem to have offended anyone, right?
Not to mention on my own side, it's only the third day of reincarnation and rebirth, and the first two days are all in a state of not going out of the door, and it's impossible to provoke anyone?
"Grass, Brother Biao asked you, are you dumb?!" Seeing that Yang Hao was silent, a red-haired gangster on the side immediately shouted.
Yang Hao turned his head coldly and glanced at him, the red hair suddenly couldn't help but shudder, and then said angrily: "Hey, you dead fat man, you dare to stare at me?
On the other side, a coquettish woman in a tight leather coat laughed, and laughed contemptuously: "Brother Biao, you shouted all the big guys out just to deal with such a dead fat house? This is too trivial, isn't it? Cannons don't bring such a thing to fight mosquitoes!"
The strong man who was called Brother Biao was obviously the person who talked about these people, he was still looking at Yang Hao with a cloud of mist, to be honest, he didn't understand why he received such a strange task, the poor dead fat man in front of him and the second princess of the dignified Shen family, those are simply people from two worlds, how could they have a grudge?
And listening to Miss Shen Er's tone, it seems that she has a deep resentment?
However, as a dog raised by the Shen family, since the second lady has an order, she has no brains to do it!
Throwing away the cigarette butt, Brother Biao said with a gloomy face: "Boy, don't think that if you don't speak, it's okay, just because you dare to provoke the second miss of the Shen family, have you eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall?"
Shen Yuwei?
Yang Hao's eyes narrowed, and a trace of anger flashed in his eyes, it turned out that the yellow-haired girl was looking for fault? Shen Zhizhong's family can't teach it!
"Grass, Brother Biao, what nonsense are you talking to him? This kind of fool is just underbeaten, let's get him first!" The red hair also threw away the cigarette butt, twisted the accelerator fiercely, and the motorcycle under his crotch suddenly roared out like a tiger descending the mountain, and rushed towards Yang Hao!
Almost all of these people's motorcycles are reloaded, each one is like a small armored car, and ordinary people will have to die if they are hit or die!
However, seeing the red-haired car driving towards Yang Hao, the gangsters on the side let out excited cheers, not taking Yang Hao's safety seriously at all, just watching the excitement.
Although Shen Yuwei's original words were "just scare him", what is the intimidating power if you don't beat him to death in the eyes of these gangsters?
Seeing that the motorcycle was slaughtered like a roaring tiger, Yang Hao was still standing firmly in place, with no panic on his face, and his fat body did not have any dodging movements.
"Hey, that kid seems to be scared silly?"
"I guess I'm about to pee my pants, hahaha......"
"Maybe people think that they have a large tonnage and can resist the impact force of a motorcycle?"
"Wait a minute, what is he going to do?!"
Seeing that the motorcycle was less than five meters away from him, Yang Hao raised his right leg unhurriedly, and was ready to kick out!
This scene stunned everyone present!
Is this fat man crazy? He's trying to kick Harley?
Does he think he's Ultraman or Superman?
This foot down, 100% short legs are crippled!
The red hair driving the motorcycle was even more excited, his eyes were red, and he screamed and twisted the accelerator again, and accelerated towards Yang Hao.
The moment he passed by, Yang Hao shook his head helplessly, and kicked his right foot lightly towards the front tire of the motorcycle.
The light and fluttering force looks like a sympathizer flirting.
Boom!
A loud bang sounded suddenly, and the entire body of the fast-moving armored Harley suddenly skewed, and it slid directly to the side!
In the screeching sound of rubber mopping the ground, the motorcycle slid sideways with the red hair for nearly four or five meters before it could stop, and then with a loud bang, the red hair and the car overturned to the ground, and the heavy body of the armored Harley was pressed on the red hair, and the tires with a pungent burnt smell spun quickly in mid-air.
The whole scene suddenly became silent.
Everyone was stunned to look at the red hair that was pressed under the armored Harley, and one by one they only felt a piercing chill on the soles of their feet, and went straight to the Heavenly Spirit Cover!
The cigarette butt in Brother Biao's mouth had already fallen to the ground, and a little cold sweat oozed from his head.
After so many years of crisscrossing the rivers and lakes, he has seen many masters, but this ...... in front of him What the is this monster?!
A careless kick, without looking very hard, directly kicked the speeding motorcycle four or five meters away, is this still a human being?!
If this kick is on someone...... I'm afraid that all the internal organs will be shattered into powder, right?!
Why did Miss Shen Er provoke such a monster?
For ordinary people, kicking a motorcycle is an act of looking for death, but for Yang Hao...... Is this a thing?
Although after reincarnation, all the cultivation of the whole body dissipated, but the experience accumulated from the cultivation of the ninth life is not child's play? It's like playing a game of clearing the level, the first time you play it, you stumble to death many times, the more you play, the more skilled you become, and you can even yawn while clearing the level with a single life.
Cultivation was the same, in just two days of retreat, Yang Hao had already opened up the muscles and veins of his whole body, and successfully entered the entry realm of the Qi refining period!
Although this is only the lowest level of cultivation, for ordinary people, this is already equivalent to a monster!
This is where his confidence lies in being surrounded by more than 20 people and his face does not change.
This is where he dares to raise his foot to kick the motorcycle!
Tuan Tuan looked around, and Yang Hao said casually: "Who else wants to find trouble, come together, I'm in a hurry." ”
The audience was still silent, and no one dared to speak.
Wherever Yang Hao's eyes passed, no one dared to look at him, and they all lowered their heads and pretended to be cowardly.
are all people who eat with their fists, this bit of eyesight is still there, it is not a grade of existence at all, who wants to go up and find death?!
Yang Hao finally looked at the Biao brother, "What about you, do you have any advice?"
Brother Biao embarrassedly wiped the cold sweat on his head, and he couldn't even hold back a fart.
Seeing the audience's confession, Yang Hao put his hands behind his back and walked towards the community unhurriedly.
Everywhere he passed, those gangsters hurriedly made a way for him, for fear that if he took a slow step, he would be kicked away by Yang Hao.
When they came, they were a group of arrogant hooligans, and now they have become a group of cowardly chicks.
After Yang Hao walked away, those gangsters dared to rush up to save Hongmao, and after lifting the armored Harley with all hands and feet, Hongmao scolded while gasping for air: "Grass, that dead fat man is cheating, he actually attacked me while I wasn't paying attention? Damn, what about the dead fat man? Lao Tzu wants to fight him alone!"
Just by scolding, he couldn't get angry, he directly raised his middle finger at Yang Hao's back, arrogantly.
However, as soon as the words fell, Yang Hao, who had already walked away, suddenly turned around sharply and walked back leisurely.
"Which hero just said he was going to fight me alone, stand up and let me see?"
In an uproar, the crowd around Hongmao immediately scattered like birds and beasts, leaving Hongmao alone trembling there.
Seeing Yang Hao getting closer and closer, the red hair was so frightened that he almost cried on the spot, he knew that he wouldn't pretend to be this force, and he was single-handed?
It's also a shame that Yang Hao is in a good mood today, and he is too lazy to worry about these gangsters, he just patted the red-haired face and sneered: "Go back and tell your second young lady, just say that I invited him to eat stinky tofu, so that she must appreciate her face." ”
After saying that, he turned around and walked away.
This time, no one dared to speak up again.
It's just that his last sentence made everyone's faces show a weird expression.
Please eat stinky tofu for the second lady, I'm afraid it's the tofu of the second lady, right?
At the thought of Shen Yuwei, who was stunningly beautiful, being pressed under Yang Hao's dead fat man to eat tofu, everyone suddenly felt as disgusting as eating dog shit......
Poor second miss, such a tender little cabbage is really about to be arched by a pig?
"If you don't agree with me, you will find a gangster to deal with me, the second lady of the Shen family doesn't seem to have a good temper?" Yang Hao frowned a little unhappily, and said to himself: "Shouldn't her sister be like this?"
was muttering, but there was an angry shout from his head: "Wow, let me catch you kid! Why, I think you can hide inside and not pay the rent, right? I tell you the fat man, if you don't pay me the rent you owe today, just roll me up and get out, my mother is not a welfare home!"