485, Candy's selfie (3/4)
After hanging up the phone, Tang Shuang opened Weibo, Chen Shenfeng danced very happily, without Fan Liwen's pressure, she completely let go of the nature of the queen of the topic, and severely criticized the "Brain God Gold" concocted by Tang Shuang, it seems that she is not poisoned, it seems that this toxicity is nothing to her, she has been anti-toxic in her years of struggle.
It doesn't matter, there are still several poison sacs in the folder of "Eight Bad Prison Concubines: The Wrath of the Cold Emperor", there is always one bag that she is satisfied with, and there is always one that makes her jump. If she can't be immune, Tang Shuang doesn't mind spending hundreds of thousands more, and asks the people of Zhixing Tianchuang to thoroughly sort out a dark history of Chen Shenfeng.
He pulled up another dark history from the folder, fried it twice, posted it on Weibo, and added a sentence "If you don't make music well, you know that you quarrel every day, so ask your husband if you know???"
Flirt and run, then close Weibo and watch the little piggy go.
Suddenly thought of something, opened it again, and looked at Chen Shenfeng's Weibo that attacked Yuxiang as a person and his relationship with Tang Zhen before, there were almost 100,000 comments, and Tang Shuang flipped down one by one, saying everything. Yuxiang is not an idol, although the song is good, but not so many people like him, so there are not many people who defend him about his unpopular and arrogant remarks, and the remarks about slandering Yuxiang and Tang Hao's unclear relationship have been collectively criticized by thousands of netizens, but there are also many good deeds, showing a lewd face, gloating and saying that I am afraid it is another godfather case.
Tang Shuang is sometimes the second middle school, otherwise he can't explain how he can play with candy, for example, at this moment, he saw that a mentally retarded fan said that he and Tang Zhen were the relationship between godfather and goddaughter, and he was angry, picked up the mobile phone and clicked, took a selfie, thought about it, and the second middle school opened his brain, wrote "The world's cold emperor, give you a shot", and was ready to post it on Weibo to clarify to the public, especially I am the little brother of the cold emperor!
That's right, that's what he's focused on!!
Fortunately, the second middle school boy calmed down in time, this photo can't be sent, how many girls have insomnia after posting, quickly revoke it, think about it, don't feel unhappy, and call the little brother the old man's godfather!
looked around, the selfie is very exquisite, can't be compromised, so I began to carefully arrange, what to put in the background, how to play the light, although he is 360 degrees without dead ends and handsome, but to be a little brother to be reserved, can't show everyone at once, first show a little bit, the kind that wants to hug the pipa and half cover his face...... Just as Tang Shuang was swinging around beautifully, the door was pushed open a crack, and a little baby wearing 365 little ant pajamas was lying on the edge of the door and secretly looked at him!
The little man who was sleepy-eyed suddenly saw Xiaoshuang taking a selfie, rubbing his eyes, snorting excitedly, and pushing the door open vigorously with a bang!!
Children are really perpetual motion machines! After a day of playing, they don't get tired, they sleep and get up, and they get into the state in seconds.
Tang Shuang was very embarrassed, and asked this little child who didn't save face for adults at all: "It's almost 11 o'clock, why are you still here, mother? Didn't you tell you a bedtime story?"
“…… Mommy, Mommy is sleeping. ”
Tang Shuang knew that something was wrong at a glance, caught the little pig and forced her to ask, it turned out that she pretended to be asleep, and after tricking Huang Xiangning away, she got up by herself and found Tang Shuang to run the door. She has been looking for Xiaoshuangzi tonight, but she was stopped by her mother, she was very unwilling, very unhappy, very uncomfortable, and the night without Xiaoshuang always felt like a day off.
"Xiaoshuang, what are you doing?" Little Piggy asked curiously, thinking this was a question? No, this was actually said to strengthen the ridiculed tone, and the next sentence was: "Haha, you are stinky and beautiful! slightly~ashamed~ Mom said that you are reading in the study, hum! I told my mother that she could never stop Candy from coming to the study in the future~ It is none of my business for Xiaoshuang to score zero in the exam. ”
Tang Shuang was tired, this guy's mouth was small but big, and he talked about everything, if the news of his selfie was spread, his reputation would be ruined.
"Come on, come on, my brother will tell you a story about the cricket and the grasshopper, the cricket was beaten by the grasshopper because he talked too much, and the grasshopper was fed to the chickens because of bragging, do you want to be a cricket or a grasshopper. ”
The big demon king began to scare the children again, Candy was stunned, she heard it, Xiao Shuangzi was threatening her, would she be afraid? No! The little man stood in front of Tang Shuang cutely, his little hands tugging at his little clothes, and he said babblingly: "Look! Little ants! There are a lot of them!!"
This pajamas of 365 little ants is simply Tang Shuang's nemesis, just like the thousands of eyes of the Centipede Spirit, the senior brother of the Pansi Cave Spider Spirit, and the Great Sage will also suffer when he encounters it. Tang Shuang immediately covered her eyes with her hands and pushed the villain out, "Let's go, don't come and shake my eyes." ”
Candy Candy grinned proudly, stuck to his side and didn't leave, and said coquettishly: "Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang, don't push people? ”
In the end, Tang Shuang turned off the light in the study on the grounds that it was too late and needed to sleep to recuperate, and went back to the room to sleep. ”
Tang Shuang: "emmmm~ This is my bed, you go back to your room." ”
Candy ignored this, took out her small mobile phone from her pajama pocket, and said with a smile: "Look, I also have a mobile phone, I can also take pictures, do you want to see it?"
Tang Shuang was lying on the bed, "What do you have in your phone?"
Candy said excitedly, "Xiaoshuang, let's take a picture together." As he spoke, he raised his mobile phone, put his little face next to Tang Shuang's big face, and stretched out his scissor hand with his other hand, yes~
However, there was no click, the candy shot again, still no response, huh? Take the mobile phone in front of her eyes, take a picture, it's still useless, Tang Shuang saw that she was going to beat the mobile phone baby to death, and quickly stopped, "Show me, what about the newly bought mobile phone, it can't be broken." ”
It's really not bad, the reason why you can't take pictures is because the storage space is full!
"Isn't this a new phone?
Candy immediately shook her head: "The Lun family doesn't know, is it a fake mobile phone?"
Tang Shuang said angrily: "This is a brand-name mobile phone?......, is it good! Oh my God, how did you take more than 700 pictures, ah? You took all of them?"
Tang Shuang was shocked, never expecting that Candy Candy, the little piggy, would take more than 700 photos! The storage space was full, so it was impossible to take pictures.
Candy smirked embarrassedly, Tang Shuang opened the photo and looked at it, and was instantly speechless, what are you shooting! All kinds of photos of Bai Jingjing selling cuteness, some are happy with their limbs, some are tilting their heads to look at the camera, and some are sticking out their tongues and smirking...... There is also the little parrot Tang Xiaowu, this bird is very angry, either opening its big mouth and looking like it is singing, or standing on Bai Jingjing to show off, and that pool of goldfish...... But more of it is something meaningless, and the photos are also all kinds of blurry.
Suddenly, Tang Shuang flipped to a selfie of a little piggy, one was looking for a mobile phone lens with big eyes, the next one was finding the camera, pouting at the camera, and then the next one was grimacing at the camera, and then the next one was eating toffee!
Tang Shuang turned her head to look at Little Piggy funny, she actually showed an embarrassed smile, ouch, it's really strange.
"You did it yourself?"
Candy nodded, hehehe~
Tang Shuang: "It's so cute." ”
Candy Er was even happier, but then Tang Shuang was not happy, because the big demon king was unhappy, so the little sister was not happy either.
Tang Shuang flipped to a photo of him, it was a sleeping photo, it was called a very ugly one, the camera was aimed at the nostrils! The next dozen or so photos were all the same scene, taking various pictures of his nostrils!
Tang Shuang gritted her teeth and stared at the candy with pity, the villain was startled, and immediately admitted her mistake: "The king is so handsome, the king is sorry, the baby didn't mean it, the baby will shoot you again." ”
The fist was clenched and put down, after several repetitions, and finally I thought about it and gave up, in the middle of the night, it is better not to beat the children, otherwise the crying will wake up tens of thousands of teachers and students of Yuezhou University.