"The black cat has never seen a cat of a different color in his life, so it should be related to the color of the fur, right?" Zhao Lan'er said with a deep groan: "It won't say: Dude, you are very cruel to yourself, and you still wash your bald skin?" Zhao Laner also knows very well that she is participating in a variety show, and she still has to have some sense of variety show, if you really answer all the questions right and wrong throughout the whole process, it is estimated that no one likes to watch it, if that's the case, everyone will go home and take a set of rolls and make it yourself, okay? It must be interesting to look good, isn't it? So when you speak, try to be funny.

The audience immediately burst into laughter when they heard this, this is not because Zhao Lan'er is particularly funny, but because of the contrast with Zhao Lan'er's image.

"Haha, Zhao Lan'er looks like a goddess and talks so cutely!"

"Haha, Zhao Lan'er is going to make me cute!"

"Is there a cute explosion?"

"The goddess's northeast accent is also cute, no, haha!"

……

Lin Ying'er asked elfly, "Sister Lan'er, are you sure of your answer?"

Zhao Lan'er suddenly glared when she heard this, what is the situation? Why is it that you are still sure that you are sure of your brain teaser? Isn't Xu Duan on the side? Thinking of this, Zhao Lan'er suddenly looked Lin Ying'er up and down, and said a little cautiously: "I'm sure." ”

"Are you sure?"

"Definitely!"

"Is it certain?"

Burst!

Zhao Lan'er almost cried when she heard this, I finally got rid of Xu Duan's goods and used the off-site to ask for help, how did I get to you and still have this virtue?

The audience was also about to burst into laughter when they heard this.

"Wowhaha, Zhao Lan'er is really going to cry this time, I finally got rid of Xu Duan and came to Lin Ying'er again!"

"Hahahaha, this time Zhao Lan'er is really going to be tortured to death in the Happy Dictionary, no wonder these two have been at the same table for so long back then, there is a reason!"

"Anyway, it won't be these two who are lacking in virtue back then, and no one wants to share the table with them, so there is no way for them to get together and be at the same table, right?"

"It's very likely, no one wants to be at the same table with these two people like this, so they can't go home crying every day?"

"Crying home for the truth!"

Zhao Lan'er is planted in the Happy Dictionary today, and the tortured ones are about to go crazy and say: "I'm sure it must be and sure, you hurry up and announce the answer!"

"Well, the answer is... The black cat is a cat, and it can't speak, so the first thing it says when it sees the white cat is: Meow!" Lin Yinger clenched her little fist and made a cute appearance of a cat next to her cheek, and suddenly she was a vote of the audience.

But she cried Zhao Lan'er, your sister, this is also a problem? Do you two lack virtue, do you lack virtue, do you lack virtue like you? Who doesn't know that cats can't speak? If you ask in a normalized way, don't use so many anthropomorphic tones, I won't be able to answer?

"Okay, since Zhao Lan'er didn't answer the question of asking for help, so we can't use the off-site help, so let's continue to return to the question, what year was the electronic computer invented?" said Xu Xuan's appearance of the old god.

Burst!

Zhao Lan'er really vomited blood this time, didn't she use off-site help to ask for help because she didn't want to answer Xu Xuan's question and didn't want to be tortured by Xu Duan anymore?

"You..." Zhao Lan'er was really pitted this time, and she couldn't say anything to complain.

The audience also burst out laughing.

"Wowhaha, Zhao Lan'er is really going to cry this time, she didn't ask for help, and she was tortured for a while, and she almost cried and fainted in the toilet!"

"Haha, Zhao Lan'er has completely remembered Xu Duan and Lin Ying'er this time, are these two products a perfect match?"

"What's more, it's just a talented woman who looks embarrassed and treacherous, haha!"

"The truth is hahaha, this time it's really the pit Zhao Lan'er who is unforgettable. ”

……

Xu Duan looked at Zhao Lan'er's appearance of being tortured to death and smiled: "That's just a joke, Ying'er's question is just a harmless little joke, now please Sister Lan'er choose the type of help, a total of 1, 2, 3, 4, four choices, please choose a type of help." ”

Please select. Lin Yinger said with a smile.

Zhao Lan'er heard that this was the only way to come back to her senses, and she finally didn't have to be allowed to cut off the pit, and she could finally ask for help happily, so she hurriedly said, "I'll choose 1." ”

"Okay, number 1 opens, call your friend for help. Lin Yinger said.

Xu Xuan nodded when he heard this: "Okay, please tell me the phone number Sister Lan'er, and I will help you dial the helpline." ”

"This... Not really, okay?" Zhao Lan'er looked a little hesitant, she was calling a friend, isn't telling Xu Duan's phone number equivalent to telling all the audience?

"That's it, then you can dial it yourself, do you see the display screen in front of you? That has a dialing function, Sister Lan'er, please dial it yourself." Xu Duan nodded in understanding.

Hearing this, Zhao Lan'er hurriedly lowered her head and went to the display screen to find the function key for dialing, the phone rang twice, and a strange girl's voice was put on the scene and said, "Hey, who?"

"Me, Lan'er. Zhao Lan'er said.

"What's the matter? Aren't you recording the show today? Are you done recording? Want me to pick you up?" The girl on the other side of the phone was quite familiar with Zhao Lan'er, as if she was still brushing her teeth, and her voice was not very clear.

"Don't say listen to me, let me ask you a question, in which year was the first computer invented?" Zhao Lan'er asked anxiously.

"What are you asking? How do I know when the first computer was invented? I didn't invent it. An inexplicable voice came from the other side of the phone, "Sister Lan'er, you are confused about the excerpt catalog? Why did you start talking nonsense? If you have a computer, you will use it first, why don't you care which year it was invented, and you can't eat it, you haven't come back to cook at night, my stomach is hungry, you don't care about the computer, and you're not an old hen, what's there to care about, remember to invent a roast chicken for me when you come back, my stomach is almost hungry!"

"Hahaha, invent a roast chicken, I can laugh at this stalk for a year, haha!"

"Haha, Zhao Lan'er's friend is simply wonderful!"

"I didn't invent it, hahahaha, if you invented it, then something really went wrong!"

"Is there a joke in one sentence?"

……

Zhao Lan'er was about to be angry by her friend's angry appearance and shouted on the spot: "Bai Lan, shut up! Let me ask you if you know who invented the computer?"

On the other side of the phone, I was stunned when I heard the sound of laughter from the audience, and after half a ring, I seemed to be reacting and asked, "Sister Lan'er, where are you?" Why am I listening to so many people?"

"Where am I on the show?!" Zhao Lan'er said angrily.

"Ah, at the scene of the show, I'll go as a class, why didn't you say it earlier, you, my image!" Bai Lan's screaming voice reached the ears of the audience through the outside play, which immediately made the audience laugh again.

"You still have an image, your image is to let me invent roast chicken for you!Quickly answer my question!" Zhao Lan'er said angrily.

"Eh, are you on the show, so Xu Duan is also next to you, then you let Xu Duan answer the phone, I almost worked with him!" Bai Lan suddenly seemed to think of something.

When Xu Duan first heard Zhao Lan'er call the other party Bai Lan, he thought that the other party might be the actress who acted with him in Li Yuan's crew, because that actress was called Bai Lan, very dedicated, although the residence was disbanded later, but it still left some impression on Xu Duan, and when he heard the words, he said: "Hey, hello, I am Xu Duan." ”

"Ouch, it's really Xu Xuan, hello hello, that I'm Bai Lan, do you remember, I also played for you in the crew!" Bai Lan said with a look of surprise when she heard this.

"I remember, we were playing against each other. Xu Duan smiled and said, the other party was really dedicated at that time, saying that he would lie on the ground and lie on the ground, without even looking at it, and he didn't look at it at all.

"That's right, if the agent didn't agree with me at that time, I would have stayed, hey, it's a pity, otherwise I'd be on fire now!" Bai Lan was straightforward enough, what did she say, she was still worried about her image just now, but she forgot it all at this moment, and she said it in a very regretful tone.

"Well, if we have the opportunity to work together again, there will always be a chance. Xu said: "Then we are the guest helpline, and Sister Lan'er is asking you for help." ”

"Hurry up and answer my question! What year was the computer invented!" Zhao Lan'er looked angry, she was angry with Bai Lan, what kind of friend is this, I made the call, what's the matter with you chatting with others endlessly? Do you remember the question I asked you?