The dyed woman was teased by me for a while, her face was red with anger, her neck was thick, and she stood aside and jumped to her feet.

At this time, the middle-aged man stood up, holding his big-bellied belly, and started a round with a smile: "Mengsang, don't be angry, we also admire your courage in challenging you and the Ashiya family from the bottom of our hearts." It's just that our Abe family is weak now, and we can't help you, which is really a pity. ”

Me: "Who said I'm going to challenge them?"

The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, then looked happy, and hurriedly asked, "So, are you ready to admit defeat to the Ashiya family?" After speaking, he pretended to regret and said: "Although this will damage your reputation, it is actually a very good choice for Mingzhe to protect himself." ”

Then, he put on a sanctimonious appearance and said: "In this way, as the oldest member of the Abe family, I am willing to come forward to help you intercede." I think that the people of the Ashiya family should not be too embarrassed for the sake of Mengsan being a VIP from afar, plus my thin noodles. ”

I watched him act like a clown jumping off the beam, if it weren't for the conversation between him and Abe Shuang just now, I would have thought that he was a good old man who thinks about everything for our sake.

I rolled my eyelids and asked, "Who said I was going to surrender?"

The middle-aged man was embarrassed for a while, his face turned purple with anger, and then from purple to red, from red to green, from green to white, as if he had opened a dyeing workshop.

He resisted the urge to be angry, gritted his teeth and asked, "Mengsang, what do you want!"

The foreign Taoist priest on the side shook the challenge book in his hand and interjected: "No matter what, we will not accept his challenge." What kind of thing is this, and it also bets on the spirit of bushido, and vows to fight Jun to the end. We are not samurai. ”

The feminine man on the side snorted coldly, and said with a disdainful face: "It's just that you can only speak quickly, and it's not that you don't dare to fight." ”

The foreign priest smiled handsomely at him and replied, "Yes, we will not fight. But it's not because of cowardice, it's just that this kind of battle that is clearly going to be won is too boring to fight. ”

Xiao Ai on the side interjected: "That's it, fighting this kind of garbage is purely a waste of time." Unless you ask him to add some indemnity clauses for defeat, maybe my aunt will be happy and will come out to play with them for two laps. ”

Old pervert: "Yes, yes, if the other party loses, he is willing to compensate for the mental damage of 18 million, and then invite us to have a meal of Hongyin's female body, we can consider it." ”

Me: "Hongyin, too old, aren't you?"

Old pervert: "You know what, the red sound is the queen of the tide." If you think about it, while eating, you can enjoy all kinds of gushing out, it's a big white life!"

I made up the picture according to the old pervert, and suddenly my stomach churned, and I almost vomited the overnight meal.

"It's so heavy-mouthed, I want to go to you, I don't have that hobby!"

The old pervert looked at me with disdain, "You really don't have any level of artistic appreciation!"

The thirteenth princess interjected with a smile on the side: "Can you not be so poor, but also take care of the female compatriots around you." ”

The dyed woman said with a cold expression: "I really think you are so powerful, the Ashiya family is not so easy to mess with!"

Me: "Are we just easy to provoke? Anyway, I am also the reincarnation of the Heavenly Master!"

The third prince on the side also stood up, straightened his chest, and said proudly: "I am the descendant of the dragon!

Xiao Ai: "Come on, you still think your reputation is not stinky enough, and you are embarrassed to say it." ”

The third prince scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Okay, that doesn't count, do it again." After that, he repeated the pose just now, and said, "I'm a people's policeman!"

Me: "This one might as well be Ao Bing." ”

Third Prince: "......."

The foreign Taoist priest also stood up at this time, handsomely took out a spirit rune, threw it into the air, the spirit rune hovered in mid-air for a long time, and instantly turned into a variety of dazzling light scattered around, and then pulled out the peachwood sword, put on a high posture, and looked at the people of the Abe family.

I patted him on the shoulder and whispered, "Introduce yourself." ”

The foreign Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, then reacted, smiled awkwardly, and said: "I am the new successor of the Fairy Demon Office, and I am the Difu Zhong...... Well, it's better not to mention the things in the previous life. After that, he stood behind me in embarrassment, patted his chest, and said worriedly: "Hungry god, I almost missed my mouth." ”

Feminine man: "No matter how powerful you say about yourself, don't you dare to accept the challenge?"

Me: "Is there a tumor on your neck?"

Feminine man: "?"

Me: "I'm saying that I don't bother to take on his challenge, but we don't mind teaching them a lesson." Of course, if they can afford to pay the tuition. ”

Feminine man: "What do you mean!"

Me: "It's really a tumor." ”

The feminine man said angrily: "You!"

The thirteenth princess hurriedly stopped me and said with a smile: "Okay, Brother Meng, don't be poor." With that, he turned to the feminine man and said, "What we mean is that we are going to write a war book ourselves, with the punishment for defeat, and then go to them. I wonder if you're willing to lead the way?"

When the feminine man heard this, he replied excitedly: "Okay! I'll take you there! When are you going to make a war letter?"

Me: "It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, just today." ”

The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment and asked, "Don't you need to prepare in advance?"

Me: "What are you going to prepare?"

Middle-aged man: "Prepare magic weapons, spirit runes and the like." ”

I said with a nonchalant face: "Have you seen anyone who shoots mosquitoes and prepares cannons?"

.......

In this way, our group went to Ashiya's house with the revised war book.

In the car, Abe Shuang asked me with a sad face: "Mengsang, you said yesterday that you didn't want to participate in this battle, why did you suddenly accept the challenge today." ”

I looked out the window and said with a sad face: "No way, who made me most unaccustomed to seeing beautiful women being bullied." The way those people in your family besiege you today is really annoying, I don't help you get ahead, who will help you get ahead!"

Xiao Ai: "Okay, then you will come out on your own in a while, and the big guys don't help him!"

Me: "This...... In fact, I want to maintain the honor of the underworld, so I can't really let the old urge them lose face. ”

Xiao Wai: "The ghost believes in you." ”

Amnesiac brother: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't believe it either." ”

Abe Shuang looked at me gratefully with tears in his eyes: "Mengsang! Thank you!"

Xiao Wai said sourly: "He is the only one who helped you, right?

Abe: "No, no, no, that's not what I meant. ”

With that, he bowed deeply to us, "Thank you!"

After a while, our group arrived in front of Ashiya's house.

As soon as we got off the bus, a group of big men surrounded us three times inside and three times outside, howling a series of Japanese that we didn't understand.

Abe Shuang stepped forward to talk to them, chattering and exchanging.

After a while, Yuta Ashiya walked out of the courtyard with several people who looked like him, broke through the human wall, and came to us.

"I didn't expect you to have the courage to accept the challenge!"

"No, you're mistaken, we're here to return the war book. ”

"It's really a gutsless rat! I knew it would be like this!" Yuta Ashiya looked at us with a haughty expression, "If you are willing to kneel down and apologize, I can consider that the adults will not remember the villain, take back the previous battle book, and then ......"

I interrupted him impatiently, throwing our newfound war book in his face.

"Idiot! See for yourself, this is called a war book!"

Yuta Ashiya opened the tactics and saw that it was written crookedly:

The Challenge Book

Today, I'm here to challenge you.

If you lose, do the following:

1: Kneel and sing Conquest

2: Yuta Ashiya will not be able to come within 50 meters of Abe for any reason in the future

3: Prepare a women's body for us to enjoy

4: Bear all the costs of this Japan proposal trip

5: Prepare your shopping list

6: Don't go out at night in the future, save yourself from scaring others.

If you win, we'll do the following

Forget it, you can't win anyway.

By the way, it's the puppy who doesn't dare to fight!

After reading the challenge, Yuta Ashiya was furious and yelled at us, "Yaga!

I smiled, "Don't talk nonsense, I don't recognize you as human." ”

The foreign Taoist priest echoed: "I also think that there is no one who looks like him." ”

Xiao Ai interjected: "Maybe his parents are brothers and sisters." ”

Yuta Ashiya: "You!

I waved my hand to interrupt him: "What are you, you still didn't think I scolded you yesterday, and you're going to do it again, right?"

Yuta Ashiya listened, hurriedly closed his mouth and said no more.

At this time, a man with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks stood up on the side, frowned and said, "What kind of challenge book are you, it's too unfair!"

I smiled and replied, "It's okay, you can just learn how to bark a dog twice anyway, and we'll go around the dog house." ”

The man said with an unhappy face: "How could I, Ashiya Jiro, dare not fight you." ”

Me: "So you're just accepting my challenge?"

Jiro Ashiya shook his head: "How do you make us agree to such a nonsense challenge book?"

I laughed and said, "Don't you dare to fight?"

Jiro Ashiya: "I don't have cowardice in Jiro Ashiya's dictionary!"

Me: "That's acceptance?"

Jiro Ashiya: "I ......."

I waved my hand impatiently: "What are you, do you agree or not, are you annoyed to say so much! Are you afraid that you won't be able to lose?"

Ashiya Jiro was provoked by me to succeed, his face turned blue for a while, he clenched his fists fiercely, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, we should fight! But you will ...... if you lose."

Me: "Don't talk about those useless things, let's talk about it when we win." ”

Ashiya Jiro: "Okay! I'll let you know how good I am today!" With that, he pinched the trick and recited the mantra, and two purple fireworks were born in his hands.

Ashiya Jiro pinched the flames and shouted at us, "Ashiya Jiro is here, who will fight!"

Me: "I'm coming!"

Ashiya Jiro shouted, "Okay!" and prepared to take shelter.

Me: "Wait!"

Jiro Ashiya was furious: "What else?"

I took out a cigarette, walked up to him, lit it at the flame in his hand, took a deep breath, then spit out the eye circles in his face, and said with a smile, "I just forgot to bring a lighter, borrow a fire first." ”