Chapter 32 Cultural Differences
Our group waited, ignoring Lin Siqi's jumping feet behind us, and was picked up in the car by this 'club elder sister' and drove to the residence.
In the car, she gave us a brief introduction to herself.
It turned out that she was Huang Tianguo - equivalent to the human head of the Japanese prefecture.
I asked with envy: "You Huang Tianguo are so good, how can you make such a big pomp and circumstance, and make it look like a club!"
She smiled and explained to us, "We are a community in our own right. ”
Damn! Do you want to do this? We want to keep a low profile everywhere and keep everything as secret as possible, for fear that people will be caught as a cancer of feudal superstition. However, if you look at this island country, it is justifiable to start a community, and you are not afraid that the government will invite them to be dissected and studied?
"I haven't officially introduced myself yet. She shook my hand and said, "Hello, I am the seventeenth generation of the Abe family and the leader of the Abe Agency in Tokyo. ”
I clutched my stomach and smiled and said, "Bei'er Shuang? ”
Abe was stunned for a moment, and said with a slightly embarrassed expression: "Mengsang, you are too good at joking." ”
The foreign Taoist priest on the side threw a disdainful look at me, and then smiled apologetically at Abe and said, "Don't mind, he has a bit of a problem with his brain." ”
Abe Shuang smiled slightly, waved his hand, and continued: "Our family has been in charge of the position of the head of the human world of the Yellow Heavenly Kingdom for many years, starting from my ancestors and coming to me, it has been seventeen generations. ”
I was surprised: "It's the 21st century now, and there is still such a thing as a hereditary system?"
As if she saw my doubts, she smiled and said, "You know, the human race in our country was not as strong as you in ancient times. So they didn't fully possess the world. In the Heian period, humans and demons coexisted in this land, and during the day, humans appeared on the streets, and men and women weaved and carried out various activities. At night, they can only hide in their homes. Because Tokyo at night is a paradise for demons and monsters. ”
I interjected, "I know this, Hundred Ghosts Night Walk!"
Abe smiled and responded, "Yes, Hyakki Night Walk, it's Tokyo at the time." At that time, human beings, in order to compete with demons and monsters for this land of life, so various warlocks and demons fought to seek a peaceful and peaceful living environment for the people. And my ancestor is one of the more famous ones - the ancestor of the Tuyumen family who rules the Yin and Yang Liao, Abe Harumi. Since then, our clan has inherited the mantle of our ancestors and has become one of the main forces in the country against demons, so we have always been the best candidates for the human branch of the Yellow Heavenly Kingdom. After speaking, he looked at us proudly, as if waiting for our compliment.
I looked at her and looked proud of it, and said speechlessly: "This kind of thankless thing, there are still people on the pole to do it." ”
Abe Shuang sensed my disdain, and said with an incredible expression: "It is a supreme honor to be able to make an effort for the stability of the people, how can Mengsan think that such a noble cause is a thankless act?"
I said helplessly: "I don't have the spirit of bushido like yours, I'm just an ordinary person who worries about three meals." After that, he looked at the foreign Taoist priest on the side, and added: "And it's the kind that is in debt." ”
Abe Shuang looked at me and asked in disbelief, "Ordinary people?" Yun Sang means that you are an ordinary person without any spiritual abilities?"
I nodded, "yes, what's wrong?"
Abe Shuang said with a sad face: "The once glorious empire has now fallen into such a state. ”
Me: "Why did it fall?"
Abe Shuang: "Without the control of the psychic power, wouldn't you connive at those demons and monsters to run rampant in the world?"
Me: "How is it possible? Look at these people around me, which one of them is not a legendary demon, and I haven't seen any of them run amok? These guys are no different except that they are better and richer than ordinary humans. ”
Abe listened to it and asked suspiciously: "These are all big demons with spiritual powers?"
Me: "yes, come on, I'll introduce you one by one." ”
Abe Shuang shook his head and said, "It's better for me to visit first!"
After that, he took out a few paper cranes from his pocket, and after reciting a few incantations, the paper cranes flew up and slowly circled above everyone's heads.
The cranes first gathered above the heads of the thirteen princesses, and after a few moments, they transformed into the illusion of a fox, and then scattered.
The thirteenth princess smiled calmly and said to Abe: "That's right, I'm a four-tailed fox." ”
Abe smiled happily and said, "It turned out to be Sister Fox Fairy, no wonder she is so captivating the country and the city." ”
The thirteenth princess smiled: "Where, where, my eyelids are actually made." ”
Then, the paper crane gathered again on the top of the third prince's head, and this time, it turned into a dragon shape with teeth and claws.
The third prince smiled embarrassedly and said, "Hello, I'm Ao Bing." ”
Abe Shuang's face was stunned, and he said again and again: "The third son of the Dragon King of the East China Sea! I have heard your story since I was a child. You are the idol of many of our young people in Japan!"
The third prince responded with a smile: "It's over, it's over." ”
Xiao Wai complained: "As a people's policeman, you really don't dare to be ashamed of being regarded as an idol of the community." ”
Third Prince: "......"
The paper crane flew up again, gathered on the top of the head of the foreign Taoist, and a gossip pattern suddenly appeared.
The foreign Taoist priest smiled and said with a straight face: "Hello, I am the person in charge of the fairy demon office, and I am known as the most handsome Taoist gordan in history. ”
Abe Shuang asked with a puzzled face: "Fairy Demon Office, aren't you a mortal enemy with Mengsang, how can you stay together?"
I quipped, "Rivals, hidden so deeply, you found out!"
The thirteenth princess covered her mouth and smiled: "Don't be poor, Miss Abeshuang, can you explain why you think the two of them have to be mortal enemies?"
Abe Shuang said as a matter of course: "Shouldn't the fairy demon office and the underworld be mortal enemies? Since the beginning of the Kamakura period, our family has been in trouble with the Ashiya Michiman family over the ownership of some powerful demons, and even fought a big fight!"
Me: "What kind of world is this, and there are still people rushing to send demons and monsters to death." ”
Abe said with a righteous attitude: "This is our sacred mission!"
The foreign Taoist priest sighed: "This is the so-called foreign cultural difference!"
Xiao Ai complained: "You are a foreigner, which one has a poor culture!"
Along the way, Abe Shuang popularized the various differences between the yin and yang world in Japan and ours, and everyone was amazed.
In this way, we walked and talked, and finally arrived at the hotel where we were staying.
After everyone put down their luggage, Abe led us to a restaurant decorated with classic tatami mats, and invited us to experience real traditional Japanese cuisine.
The old pervert said excitedly: "Do you want to eat the legendary female body sheng?"
Me: "Can you be reliable? You're an idiot who wants to confess to the goddess!"
The old pervert said regretfully: "Okay, confess first, and then eat the female body." ”
Me: "After the confession, you will have to return to the underworld!"
Old pervert: "Then eat the female body first, and then it's not too late to confess." ”
Me: "......"
Old pervert: "I can't eat a human banquet when I come here, I will complain in my heart, and I can't return to the underworld!"
I took out my iPad and shook it in front of the old pervert. "What did you just say you were going to eat? The wind is so strong I can't hear clearly. ”
The old pervert said with a straight face: "Do you think that I will be threatened by your force? I am not the kind of person who is greedy for life and afraid of death!" Then, in a posture of righteousness and generosity, he said: "What I just said is that as a ghost, eating is a waste of food. ”
Me: "Cut ......"
Abe Shuang looked at us happily teasing and laughed on the side.
At this time, the door of the private room was pushed open suddenly, and several slightly drunk men came in to take a look, and a fat man led by him saw Abe Shuang and walked in.
"Yo, isn't this Miss Abe, why did you come here to eat?"
Abe looked displeased, his hands clenched into fists, squeezed together, and said with a cold face: "I'm sorry, I'm entertaining VIPs, and I'll talk about something another day." ”
"Yo, is there no one in Abe's house? Do you want a woman to come out to accompany the guests? Do you want me Yuta Ashiya to greet you for you?" The fat man smiled darkly, and a face full of acne orange peel also shook up and down with his smile, making people can't help but want to go up and stomp a few times.
Abe Shuang resisted the impulse, gritted his teeth and said: "No need, we will solve the affairs of our triple family by ourselves, please don't disturb my guests." ”
Yuta Ashiya stood where he was, without the slightest intention of leaving, but just turned his head and looked at us playfully, and said, "These gentlemen are from China, right?
Abe Shuang was just about to get angry, but was secretly stopped by the thirteenth princess, thirteen stood up, looked at the fat man with a smile, and asked, "Why do I want to greet you?"
Yuta Ashiya: "Yo, this young lady is really beautiful!"
Xiao Ai couldn't help but complain: "Not as beautiful as you, the p-eyes are all double eyelids!"
Yuta Ashiya heard Xiao Ai's complaint, and said angrily: "Who is talking? ”
I was surprised, "Can you hear me?"
Yuta Ashiya said: "Hmph, carving insect skills! I am the heir of the Ashiya family, and this kind of psychic medium still wants to escape my eyes?"
I whispered to Abeshuang: "Who is this girl, she looks so ugly and scary." ”
Yuta Ashiya was furious: "What did you say?"
I looked up at him and smiled, "Are you asking me?"
"Yes, that's you!"
Me: "I'm talking about you, you're so ugly, why do you come out and be scary? Didn't your family teach you not to go out in the middle of the night?"
Yuta Ashiya pointed at me and said angrily, "You!"
Me: "What are you, what are you!" It looks like you were cut off from your ID card, and your mother was in random mode when she gave birth to you, right?"
Yuta Ashiya: "I ......"
"What am I, just your 360-degree appearance, I don't know how embarrassed you wasted your parents' time that night. ”
Yuta Ashiya: "......"
Me: "Don't don't, don't stare at you, as soon as you stare at it, your nostrils will enlarge, and your nose hair will almost poke into the person." Don't accidentally poke yourself to death, it's not good to rely on me to deliberately hurt you. ”
Yuta Ashiya: "Yaga, do you know who I am, and how dare you yell at me here!"
Me: "I don't know who you are, I just know that your dad must be a virgin." ”
Yuta Ashiya was so suffocated that he couldn't say a word, and stood there embarrassed, looking at us with a red face and a thick neck.
The crowd around me was laughing.
I looked back at him defiantly and said, "Dead fatty, I don't mean to talk about you, hurry up and stay where you are." Don't affect our appetite here. ”
Ashiya jumped to his feet angrily, and for a long time, shouted at us, "You wait for me!" After that, he walked away with his subordinates behind him who covered their mouths and snickered.
Then, Abe Shuang looked at me with a worried face and said, "Mengsang, you're in big trouble!"