Chapter 20: The Most Embarrassing Meal
The dinner is a bridge for relationship promotion, but also a place of right and wrong.
When everyone was looking for a place to sit, Xiao Liu had already ordered the meal early.
Xiao Liu's speed is really different, and he is familiar with the road.
After he sat down, he told everyone that the cadres here still couldn't go home in the countryside after work, and basically didn't have more time for entertainment, and basically drank and played cards.
Therefore, for grassroots workers, drinking, eating, playing cards and gambling are necessary skills.
In the car, Kong Changyi and Hua Qianqian had already appreciated Xiao Liu's mouth skills.
Now it's starting to play out again.
smiled at Hua Qianqian and said: "You are the treatment of the leaders of the county-level head office, and Manager Shan and Team Leader Ren Hong will go out in person."
Everyone can hear that this is Xiao Liu joking with Hua Qianqian, but Kong Changyi knows that this is the person behind Hua Qianqian.
But Hua Qianqian didn't speak, Kong Changyi knew that it was because Hua Qianqian's relative of Minister Hua was most likely her father.
It's really emotional, having a powerful relative is different.
Xiao Liu said Hua Qianqian's matter, and no one spoke, so he took the menu and said jokingly: "What dishes do you like to eat, I will serve you, and I will ensure that you are obedient and comfortable, and you need it every day."
Kong Changyi didn't know why, obviously Xiao Liu had already ordered a meal just now, why did he still ask everyone?
Is it the meaning of the meaning? Hypocrisy.
Judging from the words Xiao Liu spoke, he always felt that what Xiao Liu said was weird, but he didn't know what it meant, only Wang Dong was secretly laughing.
Seeing Wang Dong smiling, he realized that Xiao Liu had something to say.
The others are also newcomers, so they naturally said, "I don't know about the food here, just let Xiao Liu order a few." ”
No one thought that Xiao Liu suddenly said seriously, "How can you be casual?"
After saying this, he looked at everyone and didn't react, a little embarrassed, but he was clever and then said with a wicked smile: "Men can stand it casually, you women can't stand it, and beautiful women can get up casually, isn't it?"
The proprietress happened to be on the side at this time, and scolded Xiao Li with a smile: "Xiao Liu, you are really a hooligan embryo, don't scare the staff and cadres who have just come."
At this time, Kong Changyi knew what Xiao Liu was saying, and he really didn't expect Xiao Liu to speak so directly.
Hua Qianqian and the three girls didn't seem to understand what was going on at first, but after listening to the words of the boss's wife, they seemed to understand it and understood it, blushing to the root of their ears, lowered their heads, stopped talking, and didn't dare to look at everyone, as if they had done something unseemly.
Xiao Liu saw the girl's red face, and his laughter became even more proud, and said, "What is this, and ......."
This is the kind of man who will surely get worse when he sees their meat jokes work.
In the end, under Wang Dong's stopping, he didn't continue to say.
Originally, the meal had already been ordered, but he was just polite, and seeing that everyone didn't order, he said to the proprietress: "Then press my order!"
In this free time, everyone talked about some irrelevant things to pass the time, but most of them were Wang Dong, Xiao Liu, He Jing, and Sun Yangyang, and they were also talking about interesting things about the branch.
Although it is a small restaurant, the food is very fast, and after a while, it will be on the table.
The wine was opened, except for Hua Qianqian, who didn't drink, everyone else drank, and He Jing and Sun Yangyang also drank, which Kong Changyi didn't expect.
The wine is the local "Yiyin Daqu", and after a while, half a bottle of wine went down.
Maybe it was because he drank a little wine, Xiao Liu began to tell the "interesting story" of the woman in the costume and the mountain manager.
Xiao Liu was also very eloquent, even what he said in bed and the actions he played with were all eloquent, which made people restless, and his heart was like a hot fire, as if it was himself who was crawling on the body of Li Xianglin, a woman in disguise.
Everything was experienced firsthand, so it was very clear.
The other women had already drunk and their faces were flushed, and at this time they were even more seductive.
Xiao Liu seemed to be even more interested, one after another, endlessly.
At this time, Kong Changyi was even more sure of his judgment, no wonder how a cadre dared to work against the deputy manager.
Just when Xiao Liu was elated, the door slammed open, and then a woman's howl came, "That X rumor about making his milk behind his back."
At this time, everyone was stunned, and with the voice, Li Xianglin, a woman in translury, stood at the door, looking at everyone with fierce eyes.
Jackals, tigers and leopards are terrible, and there are hunters.
The cow ghost snake god is terrible, and there are mages.
Women in the world are terrible, but they can't be restrained.
When a woman is docile, such as cats, dogs, and fox demons, she is cute and moving, and when a woman is crazy, even if she is a full lady, she is like a full shrew, better than a jackal, tiger and leopard, cow, ghost, snake and god, fearless, killing everything in seconds.
Li Xianglin was not a lady in the first place, but at this moment she is crazy like a mad dog.
At the moment when the door was pushed open, everyone's Zidong's face fused, and Xiao Liu's face was as black as pig's liver.
Wang Dong is still quick-eyed, and he has already hugged Li Xianglin firmly, and he doesn't care about the difference between men and women at this moment.
Watching Wang Dong hugging the trans-fit woman, I really can't wait to hug her as myself, and I can steal tofu, what is the difference between holding her like this and holding a naked beauty?
Besides, although Li Xianglin is not a peerless beauty, there is a gap between her and Hou Xiaomei and Zou Aiyuan, but her bold dress can definitely arouse men's desires.
Wang Dong hurriedly carried Li Xianglin out of the hotel, but Kong Changyi could already hear the extremely ugly insults.
At this moment, Xiao Liu's regretful intestines are blue, if he can come again and kill him, he will not say Li Xianglin's bomb.
The street shouted loudly: "The surname Liu, you wait for the old lady, one day the old lady will make you regret it" The voice could almost pierce the sky and resound throughout the street.
Li Xianglin's invective was far away, and the table was quiet.
After more than ten minutes, Wang Dong came back and put one hand on Xiao Liu's shoulder, comforting Xiao Liu: "It's okay, eat first, I'll deal with it for you when it's over."
But Xiao Liu kept blaming himself, he talked too much today.
This meal was perhaps the most embarrassing meal Kong Changyi ever ate.
Everyone's expressions were very stiff, and no one wanted to say anything more, after all, the scene just now was too embarrassing.
No one wants that to happen again.
The best thing to do to prevent this from happening is not to speak.
Everyone finished their meal with difficulty in displeasure.
After eating, the proprietress habitually brought a notebook, and Wang Dong signed his name on the notebook.
It was supposed to be a joyful dinner, but it became a scene of grudges.
Although everyone didn't say anything more, they were a little unhappy in their hearts.