1. Apply for the Lord of Yama
Zhou Yun's family is poor, and he wanted to find a part-time job to earn some extra money that day, and he searched for a long time on the website in the same city, but he didn't find a suitable one, and just when he was about to give up, a picture suddenly popped up: apply for a part-time job Yama Wangye, with a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan, you can work for an hour every night, and you can also have two days off.
Zhou Yun was stunned for a moment, and his first reaction was that he could really pull it.
However, it is written on it that no matter whether the application is successful or not, as long as you fill in the corresponding information, you will be given 200 yuan, and the information is very simple: name, birthday, and bank account number.
Zhou Yun thought about it anyway, these materials have long been made public, why not try it, although he thought that this ninety percent was a scam.
However, just after filling in, a sentence suddenly popped up on the screen: Unbelievable, remarkable, you are the only one born at the intersection of yin and yang in the past twenty years, you are simply a full yin and yang person, and you are simply born to be the king of Hades, in charge of the two worlds of yin and yang......
You are a yin and yang person, your whole family is a yin and yang person, Zhou Yun scolded the past, and the screen was full of his spittle stars.
However, a line of words flashed quickly on the screen, as if he was afraid that Zhou Yun would regret it: the application was successful, the contract period was tentatively set for 100 years, and the breach of contract would go to 18 layers of hell.
Zhou Yun didn't say a word and closed all the web pages, thinking that he had read too many of this liar's supernatural novels.
After having a casual dinner outside, he went to sleep after playing League of Legends, and slept in a daze until midnight, when Zhou Yun suddenly heard a voice calling him next to him.
"Your Excellency, your Excellency, it's time to get up and get printed. ”
"Pick up your sister......" Zhou Yun scolded in a daze.
"It's not good to miss the auspicious time, my lord, get up!"
With a sound of Zila, Zhou Yun was like an electric shock, and the whole person jumped up directly.
"Grass ......" However, the word "grass" in Zhou Yun's mouth, just halfway through it, the whole person was directly dumbfounded.
A fat old man appeared in front of him, gray-faced, wearing an old-fashioned gray robe, with a big word "judgment" written on it, but these are not important, the important thing is that he has no legs, and his whole body is floating in the air.
"Oh my god, ghost!" Zhou Yun shouted, and he almost didn't roll out of bed.
"Grandpa Hades, don't be afraid, I'm Cui Juan, your most loyal subordinate. The old man fell to his knees, looking more nervous than I was.
"You, what do you call me?" Zhou Yun was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered the application during the day, and the whole person was stunned, could it be that this is still true?
"Grandpa Hades, you are a part-time Hades who was recruited by the underworld and reported to the Heavenly Court, this is the official seal and official uniform!" Cui Juan hurriedly took it with a smile.
"Am I really the king of Hades?" Zhou Yun swallowed hard, and pinched his thighs again, this is not a dream, he actually applied for a part-time job as the king of Hades.
After calming down for a while, under the urging of Cui Ju, Zhou Yun changed into an official uniform and received the official seal, not to mention that he was quite excited.
What kind of existence is Hades, Hades told you to die in five watches, you can't live in three watches, that is the top boss in charge of the yin and yang worlds.
"By the way, Judge Cui ......" Zhou Yun straightened his official uniform, but he was not afraid at all, but was very curious.
"Don't, Grandpa Hades, if you don't dislike it, just call me Lao Cui in the future, I will always be a small soldier in front of you. "That Cui judged the oil tone to be slippery, obviously in the prefecture officialdom for a long time.
"Okay!" Zhou Yun wiped his sweat and said busily: "Then Lao Cui, what do I have to do as a part-time Hades, I heard that Hades is the master of the underworld, in charge of mortal life and death, am I very awesome now? I want others to die, others have to die, in addition to you, what black and white impermanence, dragon head and horse face, let them all come out to see me, don't hide." ”
"That!" Cui Juan looked a little embarrassed.
"What's wrong?" Zhou Yun said busily.
"My lord, don't worry, I was about to tell you about the key points of the part-time Hades!" Cui Jugui laughed and said: "Your position is Hades, but this is still a little different from the official Hades, you can't manage so many places, and you are currently in charge of the good and evil life and death of this street, so there are not so many attendants, and I am currently the only one under my command." ”
"Well, you go on!" Zhou Yun is right to think about it, he is a beginner, and it is not possible to manage the whole world at once, step by step, it is right to manage one street first.
"Next, I'll talk about the work matters set in the contract!" Cui Juan cleared his throat and said: "First of all, I work for adults, and adults need to pay my salary every month, and at the same time of reviewing the good and evil life and death of the entire street, I also need to gradually purchase an office yamen, and appropriately add ghosts, ghost officials, pen cases, sedan chair drivers, etc., in addition, it is best to walk around with the city god and land during the New Year's Festival, and give some gift money, so as to carry out the work well......"
"Wait a while!" Zhou Yun heard that something was wrong, and hurriedly said: "If these things are not allocated to me, I have to buy them personally?"
Zhou Yun listened to Cui Ju's example, and thought to himself that each of these items would cost money, and he was a poor student with poor living expenses.
"That's right, the funds below are also tight at the moment, so we all need to solve it ourselves!" Cui Juan continued to be embarrassed.
"Damn, why are you so slammed. Zhou Yun was a little unhappy and said: "Then the 10,000 yuan paid to me every month will not be repaid!"
"This won't happen, the contract says that I will pay you 10,000 yuan a month......
Before Cui Juan could finish speaking, Zhou Yun jumped up directly: "You mean the Stygian Coin?"
"You work for the underworld, so naturally you will pay you the Hell, but you have to pay me 8,000 yuan in the 10,000 Hell, and at the end of the year, you will give me a year-end bonus...... as usual."
Zhou Yun almost fainted after hearing this, this is simply a pit man.
"Can I quit?"
"No, if you break the contract, you will be sent to the eighteenth layer of hell, and you will not be able to live forever. ”
"You are such a big dungeon, do you want to be a mortal like this?"
"Who made you a peerless yin-yang person, my dear lord. ”
"My day your sister!"
"I don't have a sister, but I have a granddaughter, why don't I send it to you someday?"
"Ahhh
"You can't die, when I came, the underworld has urgently given you a short-term work goal of three months, within three months, you must buy a house of at least 130 square meters on this street under your jurisdiction as a ghost yamen, a hearse worth no less than 300,000 yuan, at least four ghosts are recruited, and there will be a ghost sacrifice festival every month, super ghosts and wild ghosts, etc., if it can't be completed, even if you want to die, the underworld will not accept it, and even if you are lucky enough to be reincarnated, you will be ......beaten for a lifetime."
"You, you ......" Zhou Yun spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and this time he completely fainted.
I don't know how long it took in a trance, but when Zhou Yun woke up again, it was already dawn.
I really hope that last night was a big dream! It's a pity that he didn't get up and walked two steps, and he saw a note written with a brush on the table-my lord, today is your first day in office, Lao Cui is cheering for you, and the official uniform and official seal and some things are placed in a camphor wood box next to it, and according to calculations, there is a person who will die on this auspicious street under your jurisdiction tonight, and I will ask you to go with you to detain the soul in the afternoon.
At the end of the note, there was an ugly smile.
Zhou Yun's good mood for a day is completely gone, and the unlucky Hades work has finally begun, although Zhou Yun has 10,000 reluctances in his heart, but the matter has come to this point, and he can only take one step at a time.
The so-called official uniform and official seal, Zhou Yun was not interested, but there was a book in the box that attracted Zhou Yun's attention, and there were three big characters written on it - life and death.
Zhou Yun couldn't help but open the mysterious file that recorded life and death in the world, and a line of black words flashed in it - Chen Yaqi, Unit 2, Building 6, Red Apple Community, Jiqing Street, will die in the campus bathhouse at 2:24:30 pm today, and the cause of death was electrocution while taking a bath. And next to this line of black letters, there are two bold black letters: naked death.
Zhou Yun was stunned for a moment, he was too familiar with the name Chen Yaqi, she was the school flower of his school, and she was the goddess of his dreams, he never thought that the person who died today was actually the object of his crush, and the key was that she was still naked.
Damn, what should I, the new king of Hades, do......