No. 406: Whatever Zhu Bajie eats is fragrant

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Yang Yiru left, leaving Su Luoluo to Xu Cheng, this time it was a little troublesome, Xu Cheng, who didn't know how to take care of the child, couldn't cook, she hugged Su Luoluo and knocked on the door of the fat man downstairs, the fat man was playing a game in the room, and heard someone knock on the door and shouted: "The door is not locked, come in."

Boom.

Xu Cheng kicked the door open, then walked in and ran to his kitchen, and found that this guy hadn't cooked yet, so he came over and patted him on the shoulder: "Stop playing, go cook." ”

"Why are you, wait until I'm done, and then you can go to the kitchen and do it yourself." ”

"What am I going to do to you?"

The fat man didn't want to pay attention to him and went to play games again.

Xu Cheng turned around and kicked the head of the wire, and then asked, "To do it or not to do it?"

"Eh, I said how do you have the same tone as your wife? Your wife who shares a house has the same tone as you, and I tell you, I'd rather die than obey. The fat man snorted.

If it weren't for Su Luoluo suddenly playing and saying that she was hungry, and Xu Cheng didn't have the transportation to take her to eat in time, she wouldn't have come here.

Su Luoluo was held by her father with one arm, she looked at the fat man with a pitiful look and said, "Uncle, I'm hungry." ”

This guy's acting skills are really good, and the cute appearance of being pitiful and ready to cry at any time makes the fat man's heart soft.

"It's not that my uncle doesn't want to make it for you to eat, it's your father, your father is too rude, you know?"

"Do you do it or not?" Xu Cheng asked him again.

"Don't. The fat man immediately shot back.

It's just that as soon as he finished speaking, Xu Cheng slapped him lightly on the glass table.

The fat man thought he was trying to bluff himself: "What are you doing?

Boast!

As soon as he finished speaking, the glass table immediately shattered!

The fat man's eyes widened.

"Do you want to do it?" Xu Cheng moved his palm to his face and asked word by word.

The fat man swallowed his saliva, Su Luoluo looked like a little adult, and said to the fat man in his father's arms: "Uncle, you should listen to my father, his temper is not very good." ”

Nima!

Now it's the kid's turn to coax and threaten himself?

Cao Tingcheng had just come back from shopping, and when she passed through the corridor, she saw Xu Cheng with her children in the living room on the first floor, especially after she got closer and listened to what they said, Cao Tingcheng immediately felt that his opportunity had come.

She knocked on the door. As a result, the fat man felt like he had seen a life-saving straw and flashed over: "Beauty, this person is pulling me with a big fist to cook for them, you have to give me a comment, what is the difference between their father and daughter and the robbers? You have to look at it, in case I can't get out of here, you remember to call the police." ”

"I think you're mistaken. I didn't come in for him to look for you. Cao Tingcheng found that the dead fat man was still taking advantage of him, and the high heels stomped on his toes and thumbs. The fat man's mouth is in an O shape, and his eyes are rolled up. The face is distorted.

"I really don't know how to cook. The fat man cried and confessed: "Little Lori, if you don't dislike it, how about your uncle's fried rice for you?"

Cao Tingcheng coughed: "I'll do it, right?"

Xu Cheng looked at her: "Is it convenient?"

"Of course it's convenient. Cao Tingcheng walked over with a smile and pinched Su Luoluo's little face: "What kind of food does Luoluo like to eat?"

Su Luoluo's little chubby hand knocked off her big hand and snorted: "Auntie can't make the taste of mother." ”

Cao Qingcheng pouted: "You haven't eaten it, how do you know that there is no taste of mother?"

Anyway, Su Luoluo simply doesn't like Cao Tingcheng, and she is haunted by Cao Tingcheng's last sentence, 'Choose to live with your father, or choose to live with your mother'.

"Dad, let's eat fried rice made by uncle. ”

"How can it be done, fried rice is greasy and easy to get angry, and it is very bad for children. That's it, you guys wait a minute, I'll go to the kitchen and cook a few dishes in no time. After Cao Tingcheng finished speaking, he put all the bags he was shopping on the sofa, and then twisted his sexual// waist and stepped on high heels and walked into the fat man's kitchen.

The fat man looked at her back, immediately looked at Xu Cheng, and suddenly rushed over and hugged his thigh and begged, "Master, teach me." ”

Xu Cheng frowned: "What to teach?"

"Teach me how to make beautiful women upside down. It's only been a few days, and I've seen four beautiful women downstairs visiting you, each one so beautiful, and you say you have a wife, why are there three other women who turn a blind eye to you? Teach me, I've been single for 25 years. In the game, they only see how the speed of light flies, but they don't know the sadness of being alone for more than 20 years in my heart. ”

Xu Cheng rolled his eyes: "You let go of my legs first, and then I'll teach you?"

The fat man excitedly let go of his hand and sat down opposite.

Xu Cheng looked at his burly figure of more than 200 pounds and said, "First of all, you have to have the most basic appearance. ”

The most basic appearance of people!

Basic appearance!

Appearance!

This sentence is like a 100% crit in the game, which caused tons of damage to the fat man's heart, and at this time, the fat man's heart almost collapsed.

Of course, Xu Cheng's critical attack was not enough to kill the fat man in seconds. Then the next childish words made the fat man no longer believe in the beginning of human beings and the goodness of nature.

"Dad, I think my uncle is like a pig on TV. ”

Pig!

The fat man was really petrified when he heard these three words.

When Xu Cheng felt that he was about to die in his heart, he smiled slightly: "Don't worry too much, children are more naΓ―ve, tell the truth." ”

I'll go!

It's salt on the wound.

The fat man looked up to the sky and sighed: "I can't live this day." ”

In order to show her virtuousness, Cao Tingcheng specially made three dishes and one soup, the reason why she can make these dishes is not in vain in the past few years, she has specially helped in the kitchen at home, because she has made a fool of herself once in Xucheng's apartment before, and women are not allowed to happen to similar things, for this reason, when three dishes and one soup are put on the table, Cao Tingcheng is a little proud.

After Xu Cheng tied the isolation cloth around Luoluo's neck, he asked her, "What do you want to eat for Luoluo?"

Luoluo saw that Cao Qingcheng was sitting so close to his father, and snorted, "I'm not hungry." ”

"If you don't eat, the vicious queen will come to you for your fall. Xu Cheng scared her.

Su Luoluo was afraid of the poisonous queen in Snow White, and when she heard her father say this, she immediately opened her mouth obediently and let Xu Cheng feed her soft rice.

Luoluo's little face acting skills were too exaggerated, she made a very sour appearance and said in a milky voice: "It's so unpalatable." ”

The fat man, who was eating with relish, said, "I don't think so, this taste is okay." ”

Luoluo was immediately unhappy, and his small eyes slanted: "Zhu Bajie says that everything he eats is fragrant." ”

Burst!

The fat man almost didn't choke to death from the rice. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )