Chapter 17: You Really Fart
That timbre must have been synthesized with software.,Now I'm afraid that I'll show my stuff when I say it.,Or be seen through by this baby.,The big night is still wearing a hat.,Why don't you wear sunglasses too.,It's more like a star.。
The movie continues to play, but the two have no intention of watching it at all, and they are both figuring out each other's thoughts.
"Poof..."
Mu Kexin froze, she just let out a fart by herself... Oh my God, I must have eaten a bad stomach today, and it's very loud, it's so ugly...
But for Tang Baobao, this is a good fart, and there is finally a topic.
"Did you just fart?"
Mu Kexin: "······"
No wonder he's single, just like that, if he's not single, he'll be a ghost...
"You're just farting!" Mu Kexin said angrily, this Tang Superman really can't coax girls, stupid hat.
Tang Baobao was taken aback and said, "You were really farting just now, I didn't lie to you." ”
Mu Kexin: "······"
It's not the strength to be single, it's born to be single...
"I don't want to talk to you!"
Tang Baobao wondered, obviously you fart, you still don't want to talk to me, really... It's even stranger than my sister.
But I have to say that her voice has not been changed with software, which is very good.
In the next half hour, Tang Baobao really didn't say a word, and Mu Kexin met such a straight man for the first time.
I don't know how long it took, the movie ended, the hall lit up as soon as it came, and Tang Baobao was very nervous.
In fact, Mu Kexin was also a little nervous, it was better in the dark, as soon as the light was on, it meant that she wanted to see each other.
For such a nerd, what else can Mu Kexin do, and said loudly: "Are you going to sit until tomorrow morning?"
"Oh... Then I'll send you home. Tang Baobao said softly.
Mu Kexin didn't come today to watch a movie, but to see Tang Chaoren's surprised gaze.
"Are you planning to stop looking at me all the time?" asked Mu Kexin softly.
Tang Baobao swallowed his saliva: "That... It seems rude to look at it directly. ”
"Then I'll count one, two, three, and let's turn our heads together. ”
"Good. ”
Mu Kexin shouted coquettishly
"One"
"Two"
"Three"
The two turned their heads to look at each other at the same time, Mu Kexin felt that Tang Chaoren was a little better looking than the photo, very delicate and attractive.
It's just that Tang Baobao is a little confused, why is this woman so much like Mu Kexin.
Of course, Mu Kexin saw the surprise in Tang Baobao's eyes, and her heart was beautiful, surprised, hum, and said that she was a liar.
Tang Baobao couldn't help but stretch out his hands, pinched Mu Kexin's little face, and rubbed it to make sure that it wouldn't be a mask.
"What are you doing? Mu Kexin was also confused by Tang Baobao's actions, and shouted coquettishly.
Tang Baobao leaned back suddenly, as if he saw a ghost: "You... You..."
Mu Kexin was so proud that she stroked her hair: "What's the matter? Didn't you say I was a liar?"
"I... You really are Mu Kexin. ”
I saw Mu Kexin stand up and turn around with her hands on her waist: "Do you think it's still fake?"
Tang Baobao is sure, the woman in front of her is really Mu Kexin, I'll go, what the hell is going on, how could she add her own WeChat, it's incredible.
"That... I'm sorry not to take the previous things to heart. Tang Baobao felt that she had to apologize, misunderstanding her as a liar.
Mu Kexin wants this feeling, knowing that this girl is not deceiving, hum~
Tang Baobao was speechless, feeling that this is okay, it's too nonsense.
"Hey, what are you doing standing stupidly?" Mu Kexin shouted as she picked up her bag.
Tang Baobao doesn't know what to do now, in fact, he hasn't come back to his senses yet, Mu Kexin is also so beautiful.
Walking out of the cinema, Mu Kexin put on wide glasses, the kind without lenses.
In addition, it is almost two o'clock in the morning, and there are few pedestrians on the road, and no one pays attention.
The two walked side by side, but the distance between them was a bit far, almost two meters.
"What are you doing so far, am I a dinosaur?" Mu Kexin is now in good shape and has the initiative.
Tang Baobao reluctantly approached a little closer, and proposed: "It's not too early, I'll send you home." ”
"Are you chasing girls like this?" Mu Kexin asked curiously.
"I didn't say I was going to chase you. ”
Mu Kexin had a black line on her forehead: "I'm teaching you, do you know what it means to teach you?"
"Ah, I'm sorry about that, you should be busy. "Tang Baobao is still very polite.
Mu Kexin spread her hands: "You should feel honored, this girl has been on vacation recently, and she can just do a good deed, so take it as a reward for you to borrow money from me." ”
"You're a star, if you get photographed, it's definitely not good. ”
"I didn't see it, you're quite careful, don't worry. Mu Kexin is very skinny, unlike other celebrities, she has a character that is not afraid of heaven and earth, and of course she is easy to offend people, so she has been tepid.
After a pause, Mu Kexin asked, "I don't know your name yet, is it really called Tang Chaoren?"
"No, my name is Tang Baobao. ”
"Baby? That's a funny name, I'll already call you baby. Mu Kexin patted Tang Baobao's shoulder, looking like a person who had come over.
"Uh... Yes. ”
"Then you call me Xiao Gongju~"
"Ahh
"Ahh "Mu Kexin is still quite attentive, it's really one-on-one teaching, in fact, she has never talked about a boyfriend, and she misunderstands people's children.
"Speed point, this is the first lesson, the lesson of guts. ”
Tang Baobao also felt that he had to practice, and when he coughed lightly, he seemed to feel less embarrassed.
"Little Gongju..."
"It's too blunt, do it all over again. ”
"Little Gongju!"
"You call the enemy!"
"Little Gongju~"
"What about you?"
Mu Kexin climbed on Tang Baobao's shoulders and said in a serious tone: "The tone should come from the heart, just when I am your girlfriend, continue to shout." ”
Being stared at like this by Mu Kexin, Tang Baobao's heart beat faster, that kind of strange beauty is really special.
"Little Gongju~"
Mu Kexin listened attentively, as if she was being a teacher, and closed her beautiful eyes to feel.
"It's a little more flavorful, a little more affectionate, take my hand and shout again. Mu Kexin seemed to have entered the set.
Tang Baobao was embarrassed to hold other people's hands and said, "Why don't you practice again another day, it's too sudden, and I haven't recovered yet." ”
"Hmph, aren't you quite able to say it? You also said that I lied to you, and blocked my WeChat, little brother~ You are so powerful~" One by one, Mu Kexin broke out, Tang Baobao was really embarrassed, too resentful.
Tang Baobao scratched the back of his head: "I didn't know that you were really a star, after all, no star would add people casually." ”