What "Son-in-law Strategy" and "How to Conquer the Woman's Parents" that he watched together are useless?

"Who the is throwing around this banana peel?"

got up in embarrassment, Zhang Shaoting had to send his anger elsewhere, after all, Ming Er Shao is a typical black-bellied domineering and abstinent, it is better to be less provoked.

"Me. Ming Yan clasped his hands around his chest, a pair of eyes that couldn't see joy and anger, and looked at the man in front of him lightly.

The facial contour is resolute, the eyebrows are handsome, the body is tall, and the figure is material...... It's a man with an average appearance.

However, as long as he thought that this man was crawling on his third sister, he couldn't help but want to tear this man apart.

Zhang Shaoting rubbed his sore eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched violently: "Er Shao's hobby is really peculiar enough." ”

Isn't it, thinking about where to eat and where to make up?

Seeing that the other party stepped forward and wanted to beat himself, Zhang Shaoting dragged his body that was about to fall apart and took two steps back, begging for mercy with a face: "Don't mind that second young man, I just said it casually." In addition, let me introduce myself, my name is Zhang Shaoting, and I am the boyfriend of Miss Three. ”

Ming Yan's eyes were half-narrowed, with a faint hint of danger: "The Zhang family in Beiqing City?"

Zhang Shaoting nodded.

"Barely worthy of my third sister. ”

After speaking, Ming Yan turned around, walked towards the door with long legs.

"It's just inexplicable. It wasn't until Zhang Shaoting couldn't see the figure of this Ming Ershao that he spat lowly.

But now, is he going to go in or not going in?

took out his mobile phone and called Ling Kebao: "Hey, sister-in-law, it's me, I'm at the gate of the Ming family." ”

"You just come in. ”

"Are you sure?"

Ling Kebao frowned slightly, and asked rhetorically: "Do you still want the Ming family to line up to welcome you?"

"Not really. ”

"Well, hang up. ”

Ling Kebao hung up the phone, because he was afraid that something would go wrong with Zhang Shaoting and the old man, so he hurriedly changed into casual clothes and went downstairs.

"Come on, girl, come and sit down here. ”

Ling Kebao followed the direction of the old man's finger and sat beside Zhang Shaoting.

Old Man Ming looked at the man and woman opposite, and the expression on his face became more and more anxious: "Alas, I said what is the matter with the two of you? But how can one of them have a blue nose and swollen face, and the other has a severe cold?"

"Huh?"

Ling Kebao was also very curious about how Zhang Shaoting could become what he is now, but Old Man Ming can connect this matter to that, and his brain hole is quite big.

Zhang Shaoting was even more confused, completely unaware of what the old man on the other side was talking about.

"Alas, but I can't blame you for this, after all, you are both born in a big family like ours, and you rarely come into contact with these things that are not suitable for children. ”

Old Man Ming hurriedly took a USB flash drive from the butler beside him, and said a little proudly: "But you both have grown up, this is a collection of all kinds of bed scenes that I have people collect, you two take a good look, study more, fierce can be intense, but it doesn't really let you two fight on the bed!"

Ling Kebao was embarrassed.

Zhang Shaoting swallowed his saliva unconsciously.

As for Ming Yan, who was sitting next to him, he got up and stepped out of the door with heavy steps......

When it came to dinner, because of Ming Yan's absence, and the eldest young Ming Ling often didn't return at night, the only people who really gathered at the dinner table were Old Man Ming, Ling Kebao, and Zhang Shaoting.

"That boy from the Zhang family, do you think you will ask your grandmother out one day, let's talk about your marriage together?"

Ling Kebao almost didn't swallow a mouthful of broth, and coughed slightly: "That grandpa, don't be in such a hurry, right?"

Old Man Ming put down his chopsticks heavily, pointed to her stomach and said, "Don't worry, can you not be in a hurry? Are you going to marry someone with a big belly when the time comes?" In short, this matter is not negotiable. ”

Paunch?

Ling Kebao's pupils dilated suddenly, and he looked down at his stomach, it seemed that he was going to be so big than before?!

I didn't pay much attention to it before, didn't this cold be detected by the doctor?!

She and Mingyao had one night, and they were hit?!

But didn't Qiqi say that she was cold and it was difficult to get pregnant?

Obviously, Zhang Shaoting was also taken aback by the old man's words: "What, you, are you really pregnant?"

Ling Kebao was a little powerless to spread his hands, and smiled bitterly: "Who knows what's going on?"

Hatred is unknown, and if one day it is certain that you are pregnant with the enemy's child, it will be dramatic.

"I said, what are you two doing? How do you know you're going to get pregnant, just like this?"

Ling Kebao's voice was deep: "Isn't this still small?" ”

"You're still young? you're twenty-six, no, you're twenty-seven—uh, stinky girl, wasn't it your birthday yesterday? Old Man Ming patted his head in annoyance, "Grandpa will make it up for you tomorrow." ”

I was already a little dizzy, but when I learned that I really had a little life in my belly, my head was even more confused: "No, no, I'm tired, go up and rest first, you eat slowly." ”

Think about it, many girls are mother-level characters when they reach her age of twenty-seven, right?

Therefore, when she learned that she was pregnant, she actually had a trace of joy, and of course, more panic.

When he returned to the bedroom and lay on the bed, his heart gradually fell silent, Ling Kebao actually imitated those pregnant women, and also stroked his belly, and the smile on the corner of his mouth became bigger and bigger.

This is a very novel feeling, and the child's father has good genes, should be a cute little baby? In the future, she can hold her baby's little hand, go to the amusement park to play, go to the underwater park to explore, and go to the great rivers and mountains for sightseeing......

Is she thinking too far?

The consequence of thinking too much is insomnia.

I was going to tell my friend Qi Qiqi the news, but unexpectedly, after the phone was connected, a rough male voice came: "You are this crazy woman's friend, right, she smashed Lao Tzu's bar, send money immediately, otherwise I will let the brothers take her turn!"

Ling Kebao sat up suddenly, his brows furrowed, and his tone was cold: "I want to listen to her voice!"

Soon, there was a woman's voice on the other end of the phone.

It's a drunk Qi Qiqi, no doubt!

"Are you sure you only need money?"

"Nonsense, do you know how much the turnover of Lao Tzu's bar is in one night? This crazy woman got drunk and scared away all my customers, and hurt several brothers in my bar, how do you say this account should be calculated!"

Ling Kebao exhaled slightly, stretched his brows, and pulled the quilt to cover himself by the way: "How much, I will compensate you?"

"Nineteen, no, it's two hundred thousand!"

"Good. ”

The other end of the phone was stunned, obviously surprised by the other party's cheerfulness.

Ling Kebao pursed his lips: "Give you a million and help me take care of her." Tsushige bank card does not tell me the card number. ”

"Are you sure you want to transfer a million?"

"Hmm. ”

The voice on the other end of the phone was tentative: "Why don't you come here to make sure if this crazy woman is your friend?"

"No, I don't. For familiar people, even if it's just a breath, she Ling Kebao can be sure.

"That's a million, are you really sure?"

Ling Kebao held his forehead and said impatiently: "Dude, uncle, I really don't want to go out now, you just hurry up and give me the card number, OK no?"

Really, it's so inky to collect money?

Within five minutes, the transfer was over, and the phone called.

"That local tyrant friend, my name is You Zijian, I am the owner of Lao Tzu Bar, please rest assured, we will take good care of your friend, and you are welcome to come to Lao Tzu Bar next time. ”

"Well, take care of her. ”

"Okay, okay, excuse me, good night, good dreams. ”

In the lobby of Lao Tzu's bar, a thin middle-aged man with a gold necklace, that is, You Zijian, said this sentence with a smile, and waited for the other party to hang up, and then put the black screen of his mobile phone into his pocket.