No. 075: You deserve to be single (a wave of tickets)
The brothers in the security room found that Brother Chen didn't know why today, but he was actually eating in the security room with a plate, and when they saw that Chen Dong and they were about to leave work, Su Chen shouted at him: "Go buy me a pack of cigarettes." ”
Chen Dongoh went across the road to buy a pack of cigarettes, and when he came back, he saw Su Chen squatting at the door of the security room eating, looking very sneaky. Chen Dong handed him the cigarette, and then asked, "Brother Chen, what's wrong with you?"
Chen Dong called him and said, "Go to the document department on the fifth floor to see if Cao Chengcheng is gone." ”
Chen Dong's eyes lit up: "Is that the new beautiful employee?" Brother Chen, you can do it, you have tricked everyone to come here to work, and now there are fewer and fewer women who marry dogs, don't miss it." ”
Su Chen glared at him: "Will you speak?" let you go to see it, and if you run into her, say that I have already gone home from work." ”
Chen Dong nodded, and then ran towards the company's stairs, he ran directly to the fifth floor, and met Cao Chengcheng at the staircase on the fifth floor, who hurriedly called him: "Eh, handsome guy, let me ask you something." ”
As soon as Chen Dong wanted to blurt out, he said: Brother Chen went back from work. As a result, when she heard Cao Meinu calling him a handsome guy, she turned her face in disbelief and asked, "What do you call me?"
Cao Chengcheng wasn't sure if he had just shouted wrong, so he carefully added, "Handsome guy?"
Chen Dong grinned: "Ask." ”
"Have you seen Su Chen?"
He was eating with a plate at the door of the security room. ”
If Su Chen is present, he will definitely burst into foul language: I'll go to your sister's handsome guy!
Cao Tingcheng smiled slightly: "Thank you." ”
On the way to the security room, Su Chen stood at the door of the security room and saw her coming, and his eyes widened: "Made, young people are just unreliable." ”
Then he flashed, he had seen Cao Tingcheng's pestering kung fu in the past two days, and sometimes he wondered if it was in the men's toilet as long as he shouted a word of 'paper' Cao Tingcheng would hand it to him from next door, it was simply a ghost. In the past few days, he has seen the taste of destroying gods in the eyes of the male compatriots in those departments, and he seems to swallow him, because Cao Tingcheng came to him openly, whether it is eating in the staff canteen or on the way to the toilet for two days, the two will always meet unexpectedly, this Nima is too fate? Fools can see that there is always someone who is doing it deliberately, Su Chen thinks that this person is Cao Tingcheng, but those male compatriots will not believe that the goddess they just came will chase a security chief! This is something that can't be washed away even if Su Chen jumps into the Yellow River, so he can only dodge.
Cao Chengcheng walked into the security room, found it empty, and walked around in his high heels before leaving the office.
And outside the window of the office, Su Chen hung on the edge of the window with one hand, and after seeing Cao Qingcheng leave the office, he threw himself and turned in from the outside in, then shook his work clothes, and then sighed: "Shouldn't I grow my beard so that she won't be so infatuated with the appearance of the whole vicissitudes of life?"
He walked over and took a look at the small mirror on the table, and said to himself: "I don't look like those beautiful men who are squeamish, I can't figure out what Miss Cao likes about me?"
Then he threw away the mirror, picked up his blazer, turned around and jumped out of the window.
As soon as he landed on the turf, he saw Yang Yiru leaning on his car and holding his chest looking at him very comfortably. Su Chen's mouth opened slightly, not knowing how to explain.
"Doesn't the company have a door?" Yang Yiru asked.
"No, I'm because... The door was locked. Su Chen lied, his face was red and his heart was not beating.
Yang Yiru looked like she was smiling: "When others lie, they blink, but you lie without even blinking your eyes, your acting skills are good." But I would like to ask, what were you doing with one hand hanging from the window for half a day?"
Belch..
Su Chen secretly smiled bitterly, he actually didn't notice that Yang Yiru had been watching him below for a long time?
There is no way, at this time, Su Chen can only play his acting skills to a low level, and said seriously: "Is it okay to think about life?"
Yang Yiru walked over, raised her head and looked at the height of the floor, and said, "You jumped from the third floor and didn't have anything to do?"
Su Chen immediately pretended to be in pain: "When you say that, it hurts a little, oops!" Then his legs fell limply on the turf.
Yang Yiru: "Don't pretend, your acting skills are too exaggerated." Just tell me why you jumped from it. ”
Su Chen stood up and patted his buttocks, and said, "Miss Cao has been looking for me if she has anything to do in the past two days, as a low-key person, I now find that I am going to become the natural enemy of the male compatriots in the company." I don't want to lie down, I want to dodge it. ”
Yang Yiru smiled: "Isn't this good? Miss Cao is so beautiful, I have found that all the male employees of the company have surrounded her in the past two days." Since she pays attention to you, you should be happy, jump off the building or something, wait for me to help you buy personal insurance, can you jump again? ”
"Uninteresting. Su Chen said, and sat in the main driver of the Audi car, and when Yang Yiru also sat in the passenger seat, he said to her: "These people not only like Miss Cao, I heard that they also like you, the beautiful president, what kind of goddess ranking did those bastards in our security room, you ranked first, even Miss Cao couldn't squeeze your seat away, but Manager Jiang was squeezed from second to third by Miss Cao, anyway, I don't remember the ranking of those beauties in our company and the public relations department of a total of 20 people." ”
Yang Yiru looked at it meaningfully and said, "Are you so boring?
Su Chen had already started driving the car, and he didn't notice that Yang Yiru was staring at his side face. said casually: "I think it's quite reliable." ”
"Then who do you think is beautiful, me or Miss Cao?" Yang Yiru asked again.
Su Chen was stunned for a moment, and then said with a sneer: "The eyes of the masses are bright, and you are the number one beauty in the company." ”
Yang Yiru snorted: "I also know that because I am the president and their boss, it is not strange to rank me first, but what do you think? Who do you think is beautiful, me or Miss Cao?"
Su Chen laughed and said, "It's all beautiful." ”
Yang Yiru raised her eyebrows: "If there are only two women left on this earth, me and Miss Cao, if you have to choose between the two of us, who will you choose?"
Su Chen secretly smiled bitterly in his heart: Are women such strange animals?
"Do you have to answer?"
"Yes!"
"Then I'll better practice my unicorn arm. ”
Yang Yiru glared at him: "You deserve to be single!"