Tang Sanjian was able to retreat from the symposium, it was an extraordinary performance, and Wei Daqun took a hand at a critical moment.

He has strong thinking skills, but he is not good at scolding and fighting, and he rarely competes with others, so being able to get through the danger this time does not mean that he will be so lucky next time.

Tang Shuang: "The mood is a little excited, come, pig essence, massage our dad, say that dad has worked hard!"

Candy Er clasped her hands on her chest, took root under her feet, did not move, puffed up her little face, and pouted: "Hmph! You made Dad angry, why bother the Lun family!"

Tang Shuang immediately accused the villain: "No love, no filial piety, and a rebel!"

Candy crossed her waist angrily, leaned over her little body, retorted with her small mouth, and finally said: "You are the rebel! You are the one who makes Dad unhappy, Dad is happy to see Candy, and the Lun family is a good child." ”

The two of them had a fierce argument about "who is the rebel son of the old Tang family".

Don't look at Candy Erren's young age and shallow life experience, but she watches a lot of TV and has accumulated a lot of vocabulary, under the premise of not being able to do it, Tang Shuang can't do anything about her.

You can't completely defeat this little man in words.

Tang Shuang: "If you babara again, I'm going to beat you!"

Candy immediately accused him of being a big-tailed wolf, saying that if he couldn't win the child, he wanted to eat her!

The villain rushed to Tang Shuang with his waist crossed, raised his little head, and chirped: "Do you think I won't beat you when you beat me, I'm a princess, will I be afraid of you, I also practiced kung fu, hum, haha, defeat you." ”

Raised his little fist and waved it up and down, and said proudly: "I'm afraid, right? I still have my father, and my father won't let you bully me, because I am a child, and children are protected by the law......"

The key is that you have your father's protection, otherwise, hehe~

Tang Shuang withdrew decisively: "I'll change spells, Dad, take care of your chin, don't fall off." ”

Tang Sanjian: "Don't brag to me." ”

Candy, who was shouting and shouting at Tang Shuang just now, heard the spell, and her little body was instantly controlled by curiosity, Tang Shuang walked on her front foot, and she followed her heels.

What can I do if I am swollen? I can't control myself!

Will you be shut down and beaten up if you keep up?

Is there any danger in the end?,Do you want to go?,But I'm curious!

"Dad, Dad, come on, Xiaoshuang transforms the spell~"

Tang Sanjian waved his hand, indicating that he was not interested.

This is a trick to deceive children!

If an adult can't fool him, he will fool a child.

Bang!

The door is closed!

"Haha~ You're done with the kid's paper, you run, you run, Dad isn't here, haha~ Look at me opening your ass ~"

Candy was startled, her little body was stuck on the door, looking at Xiao Shuang with an evil face approaching, and said in a panic: "Xiao Shuang, brother, brother don't beat me, I, I'm a child, Candy, we are curing ourselves~"

A minute later......

"Woo woo ~ Tang Xiaoshuang is an annoying spirit and a nasty ghost, beating her sister ~ woo woo ~ her ass hurts so much. ”

Candy Er covered her ass with one hand and nagged beside Tang Shuang, accusing him of not loving his sister and beating people!

Tang Shuang opened the laptop and wanted to write an earth-shattering article, but there was a kitten meowing in her ear, which was annoying.

I opened the drawer, grabbed a large bag of snacks and threw it on the floor: "Kitten, for you, eat!"

Candy teleported, chased the spot of the snacks, lay on the floor, gathered the snacks scattered everywhere, and then peeled off a chocolate with a smile, stretched out his little tongue and licked it contentedly, smashed it, smashed it, took a bite carefully, and instantly smiled.

She hadn't eaten chocolate in a long, long time.

It's just that the little pig pig was just proud for a while, the door opened, and Tang Sanjian walked in, and at a glance saw the little human spirit lying on the floor like a little mouse eating snacks.

Candy was startled, and quickly hid the snack under him, spreading out his limbs to cover it!

"Dad, I'm going to sleep at Xiaoshuang's place, don't disturb me. ”

Tang Sanjian: "What were you eating just now?" Xiaoshuang, what are you giving candy to eat?"

Candy spoke instead of Tang Shuang: "No! Nothing! I'm so poor~"

Tang Sanjian picked up the chocolate candy paper on the ground, which he threw casually after peeling the candy just now.

She forgot to hide!

Worst~

Tang Sanjian: "I said that you are not allowed to eat chocolate! you eat it again, hand it over!"

Candy: "Huh~ You all bully children, I don't like you~"

I was just spanked by Xiaoshuang, this is the chocolate I got in exchange for being beaten, full of blood and tears.

Just eat one and have to hand it in, the little pig is very unwilling, you have to find a way!

"I'll give you milk to drink, don't eat chocolate. ”

"Dad, Dad, listen to Candy first. ”

“…… Well, you say. ”

"Dad, Brother Hua said I had that disease. ”

"What disease?"

Tang Shuang laughed twice, typing and writing articles, while pricking up his ears to listen to how this pig essence got out.

"That disease is the disease that makes you dizzy and falls. ”

Candy said as she quietly put the chocolate pressed under her stomach in her pocket, ready to run away at any time.

But this is a trapped beast, because the door is locked.

"What kind of illness is it? It has nothing to do with chocolate, bring the chocolate quickly. ”

"I just got sick, I had to eat chocolate, I had to eat candy to not get sick, that's what I did. ”

Candy couldn't tell what the disease was, and the confidant brother Tang Shuang said: "Diabetes!"

Candy: "Yes, Xiaoshuang is right, diabetes, Candy has diabetes, she wants to eat chocolate, she has to eat it every day, if you don't eat it, you will get sick, and the baby will be unhappy......"

Tang Sanjian: O__O "...

In the end, the two bargained, and Candy Er grabbed the chocolate in his pocket aggrievedly, spread out his palm and handed it in, watching it being taken away by his father, and his heart was dripping blood.

"Dad, can I keep five?"

"Didn't you just say that you should keep three, and you can't bargain anymore. ”

"Boom~"

The villain began to pretend to be pitiful.

Tang Sanjian asked Tang Shuang, "Where did you get your chocolate?"

Didn't you take a sack and leave?

Because Xiaoshuang didn't save her death just now, she laughed, so Candy immediately reported it, pointed to the drawer of the desk, and gloated: "I saw it, in there." ”

Tang Sanjian immediately opened it, and sure enough, a drawer of chocolates and various snacks.

Tang Shuang looked speechlessly at Brother Sanjian carrying the bag, returning with a full load, and said to the proud little piggy: "Are you stupid? ”

Piggy grinned and peeled off a piece of chocolate and said ostentatiously, "Look! I still have! You don't!"

Tang Shuang nodded her little head, hating that iron is not steel: "I'm very smart in small things, but I'm stupid in big things, don't you want to think about it, does my brother eat snacks, have you ever seen me eat chocolate?"

Little Pig Pig swallowed the chocolate and shook his head, Xiaoshuang basically didn't eat snacks.

Tang Shuang: "Then you say, my brother doesn't eat snacks, so who are these snacks in my drawer for?"

Little Pig was startled, blinked his big eyes, a messy head of melon seeds was a little normal, and pointed his finger at himself: "Little Piggy?"

You also know that you are a little piggy~

Tang Shuang said funny: "I bought it for you, you stupid egg." ”

Candy instantly pouted and whined, it was a big snack, it was heartbreaking, and it was heartbreaking~

Then the wind rushed out to chase the snacks back!