Text Chapter Seventy-Five: Zhong Gu!
Qin Shou asked suspiciously, "Police?"
Me: "Yes, we suspect that this case is not a simple medical malpractice, but due to the special identity of the deceased, we can only conduct an unannounced investigation, and we hope you can cooperate." ”
After hearing this, Qin Shou said excitedly: "Really? So Buru was really wronged?"
Me: "No?"
Qin Shou: "Yes, her name is Buru." ”
Xiao Ai smiled: "One is called Qin Shou and the other is called Buru, you two are really a natural pair." ”
Qin Shou scratched his head: "Where, where." You're here to investigate this incident, aren't you?"
Me: "yes, so I'd like to ask you for a favor." ”
Qin Shou: "No problem, as long as I can let Xiaoru sink her grievances, I will go to the soup and fight the fire, and I will not give up!"
Me: "It's not that difficult, it's just a small favor." ”
Qin Shou: "What's busy?"
Me: "Help us go to the morgue and find the body of the deceased and do a new autopsy." ”
When Qin Shou heard the word morgue, his eyes suddenly turned black, and he fainted with foaming at the mouth.
I said helplessly: "This is too timid, right, just fainting?"
Xiao Ai: "I don't know who even fainted when he saw black and white impermanence on the first day......"
I hurriedly covered her mouth: "Stop, stop, this little mess, so many chapters have passed, and the readers are almost forgotten, so don't damage my image." ”
I pointed to Qin Shou, who was slumped in the chair, and asked Xiao Ai, "That...... What now?"
Xiao Ai: "What else can I do, pinch people and wake him up!"
When I heard this, I hurried forward and pinched him among the people.
Xiao Wai shouted: "What are you doing!"
I turned around: "Pinch people?"
Xiao Ai: "Your family grows at the root of the thigh!" After speaking, he shook his head helplessly, pushed me away, grabbed Qin Shou's head, and pressed hard against the middle of the person.
A minute later, Xiao Ai raised his head in wonder: "What's the matter?
I was also confused: "Isn't it, not there in the middle of the people?"
Xiao Ai had a cold face: "Where can you be if you're not here?"
I asked tentatively, "Perhaps, in the position I just pinched?"
Xiao Ai: "Why don't you listen to anyone who says that the middle of the man grows at the root of the thigh!"
Me: "I watch Chen Xiaochun's movies, doesn't that woman always pinch the root of his thigh, every time Xiaochun can't help himself, so ......"
Xiao Ai walked up to me, looked at me with a smirk, and then pinched my thigh violently: "Is it here?
I let out a ghost howl, squatted on the ground with my thighs covered, and said in a cold sweat: "Okay, it doesn't seem to be here." ”
At this time, the foreign Taoist priest pushed open the door and walked in, and saw Qin Shou, who was lying unconscious on the seat, with a stream of white foam remaining at the corner of his mouth, and me who was squatting on the ground with the root of his leg in pain. With a very informative expression, he said, "This, it's too heavy, isn't it? What the hell is going on?"
Xiao Wai pointed to me on the ground and said, "What else, it's too hilarious, a deep throat is stuck in my throat and dizzy, and one is accidentally bitten." ”
I trembled and said, "Don't talk nonsense, you are a cute and soft girl now, can you not always be so yellow." ”
Xiao Ai: "No way, you taught it every night." ”
Me: "......"
After a while, the root of my thigh was no longer so painful.
So I stood up and explained the previous situation to the foreign priest.
The foreign Taoist priest frowned: "Then you two are still in the mood to make trouble here, hurry up and pinch people!" After saying that, he stepped forward and pinched the root of Qin Shou's thigh.
Xiao Ai: "Yes, you two are really like things!"
Xiao Ai brushed aside the foreign Taoist priest and stared at Qin Shou, whose thighs had been pinched with purple blue, and said, "No, if you are scared and faint, even if you pinch your thighs, this pain should have woken up a long time ago." ”
After hearing this, the foreign Taoist priest stepped forward to probe Qin Shou's snort, and then reached out and touched his pulse: "The breathing is stable, and the pulse is normal, it doesn't look like there is a condition." ”
Me: "Do you know how to heal?"
The foreign Taoist priest shook his head: "No." ”
Me: "Then you touch the fart!" and turned around to leave.
Foreign Taoist: "Why are you going?"
Me: "What else can I do, call a doctor?" Let's stop messing around here, let's leave it to the professionals. Don't forget that this is a hospital!"
Immediately, he opened the door and shouted to a little nurse outside the door: "Come and see, someone has fainted." ”
The nurse heard this and hurried towards us.
The people in the corridor were talking, and a young female patient wondered, "What's the matter?
Another patient's family member put his arm around her and replied, "Maybe it's painful." ”
Patient: "Pain and dizziness?"
The family looked around, lay down next to the patient and whispered, "Haven't you watched the news? Two days ago, a little girl was stuffed with a Coke bottle into her lower body by her boyfriend, and finally fainted in pain. It's been reported in the newspapers!"
The patient nodded thoughtfully: "It seems that the person I saw in just now is also a little girl!"
Family: "Looks like the man at the door brought him in." ”
The patient looked at me and said with contempt: "Now these uncles are really perverted, they can have such a heavy hand on a little Lori!"
Family: "Maybe people enjoy the pain and feel happy!"
When the patient heard this, he seemed to think of something, and his little face was flushed and he lay in the arms of his family: "I hate it!"
……
The female nurse walked into the door and saw Qin Shou fainting on the bed, and hurriedly stepped forward to pick up his man.
However, after a long time, there was still no response.
The nurse looked anxious and was about to go out to call the doctor. The foreign Taoist priest sighed suspiciously on the side, and then stepped forward,
Reached out and touched the white foam on the corner of Qin Shou's mouth, picked it up again and sniffed it on his nose, and then shouted: "Oops, he has been tricked!"