362, coquettish little piggy
Early the next morning, it was always Huang Xiangning who waited to get up the little piggy, and today he wanted to call Tang Shuang, saying that he allowed the villain knight to help the little princess get up.
Badass Knight?
In that case, is it good to break into the cold palace?
Not good!
Hurry up and hug the princess! Pick up the little princess from the princess bed and put on the princess dress!
Princess dress?
Tang Shuang didn't dare to say no, it would cause trouble.
This sentence was said by Sister Xiangning, who is in charge of food, clothing, housing and transportation!
Little Piggy was very dissatisfied and lazily protested: "The Lun family is a little princess, and the little princess has to wear a princess dress." β
The doll hadn't woken up yet, and was still immersed in the princess's dream, so it was necessary to keep her awake.
So Sister Xiangning took the meaty little pig from Tang Shuang's hand, opened the curtains, the sun shone, and the pig essence instantly refreshed.
"Hehehe~ Mom, I love you so much, do you love candy?......"
started the routine operation, and the degree of favor on this day depends on whether the coquettish is in place at this moment.
A greasy Tang Shuang's private words with a numb scalp came out, Huang Xiangning had a lot of tenderness in his chest, and he couldn't put it down for the little piggy, so soft and cute, it felt quite good to hold it, and it was warm, like holding a warm baby.
"Mom~ Candy is a big child, you can't always let your mother hold it, you'll be tired of your mother, let me go down, my mother will rest." β
What thoughtful words, Huang Xiangning really felt that Candy, who was about to celebrate her 6th birthday, had grown up and sensible, so she put her down, and the pig essence immediately ran barefoot to Tang Shuang's heels, holding Tang Shuang's legs tightly with both hands.
Tang Shuang looked down and asked, "Where did this little thing come from, what do you want to do?"
Candy raised her little head and said fiercely: "Hmph, Xiaoshuang, you big thing! You have to dress the little princess, okay! The little princess still has to brush her teeth, wash her face and eat breakfast! The little belly is hungry. β
It's a combination of hard and soft.
Today, not only did Tang Shuang help her get dressed, but also combed her hair, put on socks and shoes, and asked him to come.
This is not over, Pig Essence came out of the room, walked and suddenly sat on the ground, lied about wrestling, and asked for a hug.
Eating and eating, pretending to cough, asking for a loving pat.
I can't get the food clipped, so I ask for help~ When I want to clip it into her bowl, I further ask to feed it.
Drinking porridge said it was too hot and asked to blow it.
Lying on the couch when she was full of food, she asked to rub her little arms and legs.
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Tang Shuang was unconvinced: "Am I your servant?"
Candy kicked her legs on the sofa excitedly, and said crisply: "The Lun family has been tired all day!"
Tang Shuang: O__O "...
"It's still early in the morning!"
There are thousands of excuses, it depends on whether the skin is thick or not.
Candy, child, doesn't have a face yet, it doesn't matter whether it's thick or not, so it is natural to say: "The Lun family has had a lot of dreams, hey, the candy is tired in the dream, so tired, so tired, ouch, ouch, Xiaoshuang hurry up." β
The red panda that was originally on the sofa was squeezed off the ground, Tang Shuang picked it up, threw the candy on it, and said, "Don't lie to people, you never dream when you sleep." β
Candy was told the truth, his big eyes rolled around, and he began to quibble, and went online: "Hmph! I don't meet the requirements of children, and I still say that I love me! Men are big villains! I don't like men~"
Brother Sanjian, who was reading the newspaper under the sun in the distance, heard the words and looked over, he is also a man!
As one of the big bad guys, Tang Shuang was shocked: "How could you be such a young child as you would think that men are all big bad guys?
Candy: "Hee-hee-hee~ You pinch Candy's little arms and legs, and the Lun family will tell you~"
Tang Shuang pinched her~
I pinch, I pinch, I pinch~
Ouch, hehe, it's addictive, it feels really good, soft, fleshy, like kneading dough.
"Ouch ~ ouch ~ Xiaoshuang you want to pinch your sister to death!"
Immediately, Tang Shuang was beaten.
"I'm sorry, little sister, I didn't control my strength, how is this going?
"What degree?"
"Strength, is it appropriate to use strength? light or not, heavy or not?"
"Hee-hee-hee~ You have to pinch my little head and massage my sister like I massaged my sister last time. β
"Then you can't lie down, bring a small stool, and we'll sit in the sun and massage. β
"Okay~"
Fei jumped down from the sofa and went to find her little stool, where is the appearance of a tired day, it is simply full of energy, stepping on Hot Wheels.
So the two came to Tang Sanjian's side, Candy Candy sat upright on the small stool, Tang Shuang gently massaged her head, and asked tentatively: "Little Piggy, you haven't told me what anyone told you?"
Candy: "What do you say!"
Tang Shuang: "I said you haven't told me what anyone told you." β
Candy: "The previous one!"
Tang Shuang: "Little piggy?"
Candy Er was extremely dissatisfied and said loudly: "You are the little pig! Candy is the little princess, the little fairy, the little baby, the little rabbit, the little turtle, and the little fox! If you call the Lun family little pig again, the Lun family will not call you brother!"
Brother Sanjian, who was reading the newspaper, put down the newspaper and looked at it, and Candy smiled and said to him, "Dad~ Candy is right?"
Tang Sanjian snorted and re-read the newspaper.
Such a naΓ―ve topic, he is too old to be interested in participating.
Although Dad was very unenthusiastic, Little Piggy seemed to have received a holy decree and said triumphantly: "Look! Dad said, you are not allowed to call Candy Piggy Piggy again!
Tang Shuang was as good as a stream, and immediately said: "Come, little turtle, tell my brother that men are all big villains, where did you learn the saying that men are big villains?"
Candy carefully tasted the fresh title of "Little Turtle", the first time I heard it, it was very strange, the more I smashed it, the more I felt that it sounded so cute, it was tailor-made for her, and asked Tang Sanjian: "Dad, Dad, can the child change his name, how about the Lun family call the little turtle? β
Candy is very fond of little turtles, which is influenced by her grandmother and grandfather since she was a child.
The candy was taken by him, and the little turtle was taken by Tang Shuang, do you think he might agree?
Tang Sanjian: "No!"
Candy asked excitedly, "Why can't you call it Little Turtle Child?" Candy Candy wants to call it Little Turtle Child!"
Tang Sanjian: "Who do you see a child named Little Turtle? β
"Huh, swearing?" Candy turned her head to look at Tang Shuang, "Xiaoshuang scolds!"
Tang Shuang hurriedly waved his hand: "The little turtle is what you said yourself, I just listened to you! There is absolutely no scolding! Besides, the little turtle is not a scolding, I think it is very cute." β
Candy obediently sat down on the small stool again and said, "Hee-hee-hee, children think it's cute." β
Tang Shuang: "Little turtle, tell my brother quickly, is it my sister who said that men are all big villains." β
Candy was immersed in the joy of the little turtle, and simply nodded and said: "Yes, my sister said it, and it was heard by the little turtle, hehe, the little turtle is smart, remember, my sister is right, Xiaoshuang is also a man, Xiaoshuang is the big bad......"
How bad is a lot of small frost in Balabala, where is the bad, it is nothing more than the fact that he kissed the little peacock, and by extension, every time he takes the child for a walk, he always looks at other people's children everywhere, hum! What is good about other people's children, where are the children of the old Tang family cute, so well-behaved, so beautiful, so sensible, so smart, so able to eat, so hard-working, so strong and never cry......
Tang Sanjian couldn't help but look at it seriously, Tang Shuang hurriedly covered the little turtle's mouth, this baby is really a big mouth, a rumor maker!