Chapter 384: Actor-level acting
I saw that Han Fei couldn't react, and I saw that his face was dirty and he still had makeup to pretend to be mentally retarded, Fan Xiaoliang should not be able to recognize Han Fei as engaging in finance in his current state, so he bumped into Han Fei and scolded: "Ergou, you fool, you really can't even say a word, I'm so angry!"
"Huh?" Han Fei turned his head and looked at me stunned.
I said to Fan Xiaoliang: "Back to my father-in-law, this kid is called Ergou, when he was a child, he climbed a tree and fell to his head, so his brain is not very good, I hope my father-in-law will not be surprised, Ergou's family is poor and life is difficult, and people are stupid, his parents know that the little one is going to enter the palace to find Chun Tao, so he begged the little one to bring the second dog with him, and wanted him to enter the palace as a eunuch, worship under the father-in-law's door, father-in-law, please rest assured, Ergou is not completely stupid, and he can still do things to serve people, the most important thing is that he is very obedient, and I implore my father-in-law to take him in." ”
I bowed to the ground, anxiously waiting, I can only try it like this, the old eunuch Zhang De was a veteran of the Three Dynasties before the incident, but he has no merit, which means that he is just an inconspicuous old eunuch, he carved the royal dragon pattern on his tombstone, and also engraved the position of the steward of the Dingqian Palace as a great merit on the tombstone, just now when he pinched Li Jiao, he also mentioned it, which shows that he is a depressed and arrogant old eunuch, my words give him enough opportunities to show off his official shelf, maybe it can work or not.
I raised my eyes to look at Fan Xiaoliang, only to see him staring at Han Fei for a long time, a smile rose on the corner of his mouth, and gradually let go of his hand, Li Jiao fell to the ground, coughed violently, and finally escaped.
Fan Xiaoliang came to Han Fei and said with a strange smile: "Your name is Ergou?"
Han Fei finally reacted after my reminder, crooked his mouth and pretended to be stupid, nodded vigorously, and responded with ahhhhh
Fan Xiaoliang raised his orchid finger and stroked Han Fei's head, and said, "Be good, learn to call a dog and listen to it." ”
"Wang, Wang. Han Fei immediately learned to bark as a dog, and imitated the dog's panting.
Fan Xiaoliang laughed happily and said, "Haha, it's good to have such an obedient dog, and the health in the palace also needs someone to clean it, so leave him, come on, come on!"
Soon two workers heard the shouts and ran over.
Fan Xiaoliang pointed at Han Fei and said, "Take him to the cleansing room, starve him for a few days first, and remember not to give him water, otherwise it will be very painful when the time comes." ”
"Ah, clean up?!" Han Fei's eyes widened at the boss, trembling with fright.
Two workers, you look at me, I look at you, obviously confused by Fan Xiaoliang's words, one worker is confused: "Foreman Fan, what do you mean?"
Fan Xiaoliang said angrily: "Presumptuous, don't go quickly!"
The two workers had to come over and hurriedly plan to get Han Fei away, Fan Xiaoliang was facing away from me with his back to the shelf, and I took the opportunity to lean into the ear of a worker and said: "Big brother, you Foreman Fan seems to be mentally ill, a little schizophrenic, and he regards himself as a eunuch in the ancient palace, what he says, you must not take it seriously, first follow his will perfunctory, so as not to stimulate him to aggravate his condition." ”
The worker whispered, "I've counted, by the way, brother, he's tying you up like this, do you want me to help call the police?"
I shook my head and said, "It's just to accompany him to act, there's no need to alarm the police, I'm his friend, I'll deal with it." ”
The worker nodded, made a look at Han Fei, and told him not to take it seriously, Han Fei breathed a sigh of relief, and said with palpitations: "I'm scared to death, I'm the single ...... in the family." ”
The two workers carried Han Fei out.
Li Jiao was completely stunned by this scene, just gasping for breath when she sat there, and didn't dare to speak at all.
I knew that the opportunity was fleeting, and now it was time for me to save myself, so I said: "Father-in-law, I am really not Chun Tao's wild man, I hope that my father-in-law will let me go, let Chun Tao go back with me, her mother is still waiting for her to die." ”
Fan Xiaoliang turned around, looked at me and glanced back at Li Jiao, my heart was hanging in my throat, fortunately Li Jiao had come back to her senses and said, "Father-in-law, he is really Chun Tao's cousin, Chun Tao does not dare to deceive his father-in-law." ”
Fan Xiaoliang hesitated and sighed: "Chun Tao, you have to understand that as soon as you enter the palace, it is as deep as the sea, how can you say that you will leave the palace when you enter the palace, once you enter the palace, it has nothing to do with your relatives in the outside world, even if your father and mother pass away, I can't let you out of the palace, this is a violation of palace rules!"
Li Jiao knelt down and said: "Although I can't leave the palace, Chun Tao begged my father-in-law to release my cousin, so that my cousin could bring my token to my mother's funeral, and at the same time, I also want my cousin to take my message to read it in my mother's mourning hall, which can be regarded as the last journey for Chun Tao to send my mother." ”
Fan Xiaoliang nodded and said, "Even if you know the general situation, then okay." ”
Li Jiao hurriedly came over to untie me, and I whispered, "Your court drama is good." ”
Li Jiao lowered her voice and said, "Brother Luo, can you stop being poor, when is this...... I usually like to watch boring palace fighting dramas, so I learned a little bit of that style. ”
After Li Jiao let go of me, she excused herself to go to the room to get the token for me, but Fan Xiaoliang didn't stop her.
I looked back, Fan Xiaoliang seemed to be very tired, he sat on the chair with his head and closed his eyes to recuperate, and a large amount of thick black gas was still exuding from his nostrils when he breathed, and it seemed that he couldn't bear his body entangled by the old eunuch's yin spirit.
Li Jiao took me into the lobby, where Han Fei and many other workers were gathered and waiting, and the workers had different expressions, obviously frightened by Fan Xiaoliang's sudden change.
Li Jiao, as the "boss lady", calmed everyone's emotions, reassured the workers that no matter what happened, they would definitely get paid, and asked them not to spread today's events, so that they could do things in a down-to-earth manner, and leave the rest alone.
Han Fei sighed and said: "How did that person suddenly become a eunuch, it's amazing, to be honest, Brother Luo, I think I reacted quickly, but this situation completely confused me, if it weren't for your actor-level acting skills, we really wouldn't be able to come out." ”
I laughed and said, "It's a bit of an experience to react on the spot, and that's not your fault." ”
I discussed it with Li Jiao, I think she can't leave here now, she can rest assured that she can also inform me of Fan Xiaoliang's latest situation, and I will find a way to solve the problem.
However, when Han Fei and I were about to leave, Li Jiao suddenly remembered something, and said: "Brother Luo, because of the decoration, the keys to the market shops are all in Xiaoliang's bag, just now when I took the key to save you, I found a small brocade box in Xiaoliang's bag, I opened it and looked at it curiously, the things in it are very strange, I feel that it has something to do with Xiaoliang becoming like this, do you want to take a look?"