672. The program of the performance is called ...... (1/3)
After the math test, there is a language test. Candy Girl said to Sanjian's father, who was going to give her curls, "Dad, can you let the child rest and rest?"
It's only been a long time, and I have to rest, but since my little sister asked for it, let's take a break and go to the toilet if you want to.
The little sister said again, can you eat something when you are resting, I am hungry, my head hurts a little, I used my brain just now, and my brain is very hurt now.
Huang Xiangning was afraid that her little sister would be hungry, so she immediately went to prepare a fruit platter, including pears and bananas from the exam just now. The pears and bananas were cut into pieces, the little sister forked a piece of pear and stuffed it in her mouth, ate it with relish, and fed another piece of banana to the invigilator Tang Xiaoshuang: "Xiaoshuang, eat a banana, you Barra~"
Tang Shuang opened her mouth to eat, patted her little sister's head, and said, "Thank you Banana Bara." ”
Huang Xiangning curiously asked what a banana Barra was, Tang Shuang explained that it was a unique way to eat bananas, worried that the little pig pig handed a banana Bara to Sister Xiangning to eat, Tang Shuang hurriedly took away the fruit platter, and didn't care about the candy yelling that she only ate two pieces.
After taking away the fruit platter, Tang Shuang put the Chinese paper on the small desk and said to the candy that was glaring at him angrily: "Don't stare at me, make the paper." ”
Candy looked at it, wow--there is really a poem by Goose Goose Goose, asking for silent writing Goose Goose Goose. Candy Candy glanced at Tang Shuang happily, raised her hand proudly and wrote, worried and forgot about it late.
Dictating poetry is the last question, Candy Er completes this question first, and then does it from back to front, and the penultimate question is a true/false question. The first question is to cross the street to take the zebra crossing, hit the √ or hit the ×, and Candy did not hesitate to hit the √.
A few days ago, I just discussed crossing the road with Tang Shuang, and her door was very clear, hum, trivial, such a simple topic still wants to stump her? That's impossible!
The second question is to brush your teeth every morning and evening. It's also very simple, and Candy doesn't hesitate to hit √.
The third question is that you can eat snacks given by others. It's also very simple, don't eat for nothing, don't eat is a loss, so Candy didn't hesitate to √.
The fourth question is that at home, in addition to listening to your parents, you should also listen to your brother. It's also very simple, ho ho ho ho ho ~ Candy followed her heart and hit the first × without hesitation. Then I thought about it, no, you can't do this, Xiaoshuang is now the invigilator, what if he gives him a zero score, Little Piggy forked off the × and gave it a √.
After finishing the √, he secretly glanced at Xiaoshuang, and was furious, Xiaoshuang was eating her fruit platter, a piece of banana bara, a bite of a pear, uh-huh~mmmm......mm
Tang Shuang saw Candy glaring at him angrily, hehehe, pushed the fruit platter a little farther away, wiped his mouth, didn't eat it, the stingy ghost stared at him, what if she cried.
After finishing the true or false questions, and then filling in the antonyms, Little Pig Pig glanced at the question, and immediately glanced at Tang Shuang, worried that Tang Shuang would secretly eat her fruit platter, so when he did the question, his mind was not there, and he wrote quickly.
Black – white.
Left - Right.
True-false, and then crossed out the word "of".
Happy ——??? this is so difficult, Candy thought for a while and wrote "sad".
Cute——??? this is more difficult, Candy thought for a while, but unexpectedly, when she saw Tang Shuang, she snickered, wrote "Big Demon King", and then added a prefix "unicorn".
When I finished writing, I felt a little proud in my heart, ha.
The next question is "Are You a Capable Child?"
I'm a capable child, based on this premise, the answer written by Little Piggy is:
I'm mopping for my dad.
I give mom (mopping the floor).
I help my brother (mop the floor).
I'm for everyone (mopping the floor).
I'm for the younger children (), here I don't write mopping, but (wiping poop).
I will (mop and rub the poop).
This is followed by the mock-up topic.
The topic is "Xiaobai is sick, the teacher sends Xiaobai to the hospital, and asks you to call Xiaobai's mother, the phone is connected, and you start talking." ”
Little Piggy looked at it three times, beckoned Tang Shuang to come over, pointed to the word "Tong" and asked what it was and what it meant to be connected together.
After Tang Shuang told her, Little Piggy started to do the topic, she was confident, talking is her specialty, not to mention Xiaobai's mother, she can talk about everyone's mother. But now she doesn't want to talk endlessly, she has to hurry up and eat a fruit platter at halftime, otherwise she will be eaten by Xiaoshuang.
You: Little white sick~
Xiaobai's mother: Whew.
You: Don't you care?
Xiaobai's mother: It's not biological.
You: Ah~Ahhhhhh
He also drew a little man with his head in his hands and a little man scratching crazy next to him.
After five levels and six generals, I finally achieved the last question, and it turned out to be a trap question!
What a blatant trap question! But Piggy is not afraid, she can step on the pit with one foot.
Queuing Issues:
Does a bunny run fast up or down a hill?
This, this, this, the little piggy is full of question marks, she is not a little rabbit, where does she know whether she runs fast up the mountain or down the mountain.
Little Piggy was stuck here, thought about it for a long time, and finally raised her hand to apply, can you let her go to the room to find Tang Xiaoguo.
Why is she looking for Tang Xiaoguo, because Tang Xiaoguo is a rabbit, she has to ask the rabbit.
But Tang Sanjian denied this application, first, he felt that it was unnecessary, Tang Xiaoguo was a doll and couldn't answer questions, and second, he thought that the seriousness of the exam must be maintained, and he couldn't leave the examination room at every turn.
She racked her brains, and finally made her think, she was very tired of climbing the stairs, and going down the stairs was like flying, and the last time I went to Lushan, I was so tired of going up the mountain, and I believed that the little rabbit was the same, so I wrote that "the little rabbit ran fast down the mountain."
"It's done, it's done~ hand in the papers!" Little Piggy happily raised her hand to hand over the papers, Tang Shuang went to collect them, she refused, and asked to exchange them with her with a fruit platter.
Tang Shuang brought her the fruit platter, and then she got the roll, glanced at it casually, and smiled.
"What are you laughing at?" Candy felt that Xiaoshuang was smiling ill-intentionedly, and she was very unhappy.
"Didn't laugh at anything. Tang Shuang said, "Now it's time for you to perform a little story, go and prepare." ”
Candy, let's eat, eat first, and then talk about it, Dad didn't urge her.
Tang Shuang handed over the Chinese paper and the math paper to Brother Sanjian, Brother Sanjian turned off the computer and began to check Candy'er's exam, and Sister Xiangning also came over curiously to take a look.
Seeing this, Candy slowed down as she ate, she was a little worried, whether she would fail the exam, she was very confident when she handed in the paper, and after handing in the paper, she was a little bottomless, especially when Xiaoshuang laughed just now, when the big demon king laughed, it was when he wanted to do bad things.
Huang Xiangning occasionally looked up at Candy, and Candy immediately caught her mother's gaze, and responded with a ho-ho-ho smirk, begging to be let go, begging for full marks~
Tang Sanjian: "Candy, aren't you going to perform? Now it's up to you to perform." ”
Candy quickly finished the pear in her mouth and asked, "Dad, Candy doesn't need to write an essay after performing, right? ”
Tang Sanjian promised that he would not cheat, Candy Er relieved himself, left the small desk, ran out of the room with a gust of wind, and didn't know why he went, after a while, there was a sound of footsteps at the door again, and the little pig pig lay on the side of the door and said to the adults of the old Tang family: "I'm going to start, you have to be mentally prepared." ”
Is this going to be a horror movie?
Tang Shuang hurriedly took out his mobile phone and turned on the camera, not only mentally ready, but also action-ready. Huang Xiangning stood beside him, looking at the door with a smile, waiting for his little sister to perform.
Tang Sanjian shouted towards the empty door, "Tang Tang, start your performance." ”
Then, in the midst of all the attention, the little pig pig tilted his head, held it in both hands, made a headache, and swayed in...... The show she performed today is called "Da Duck Goes Shopping".