Fat Liu contacted the aunt, and the aunt came out soon, she was a little unhappy: "Lao Cao is very capable, he actually knows where I am, hum, Xiao Liu, shouldn't you be here to be a lobbyist for him, if so, then you can go back, you are not welcome here." ”

Liu Fatzi couldn't deny the phone number he inquired from Uncle Cao, and said with a smile: "Aunt Niu, Uncle Cao is also worried about you, but don't worry, I'm not here to be a lobbyist, I heard Uncle Cao say that there is a medical expert here to hold a symposium, and I have a distant cousin who happens to have this need, so I help him come over to have a look." ”

Aunt Niu immediately became happy, took Liu Fatzi's hand and made it very affectionate, and said with a smile: "Xiao Liu, then you have come to the right place, come on, come on, fortunately, the discussion has not started yet, come in and listen to the class, you must have a harvest, hey, this is ......." ”

Aunt Niu noticed me, and Liu Fatzi hurriedly said, "This is the son of my distant cousin, my cousin's ......." ”

Aunt Niu didn't wait for Liu Fatzi to finish speaking, and pulled him back to the store, and kept beckoning me to follow, as if she was afraid of revealing the important speech of the medical expert.

With Aunt Niu's leadership, the two girls didn't dare to stop us, and we went in smoothly.

The symposium is located on the second floor of the store, and there are promotional posters at the door of the symposium hall, which are printed with photos of medical experts, and a lot of titles are remarked on the side, such as the chief oncology doctor of what hospital, the tutor of what medical school, the vice president of the Chinese Anti-Cancer and Anti-Cancer Association, the resident guest of the healthy life program of a certain satellite TV station, and the visiting professor of any university in the United States.

When Aunt Niu took us into the symposium scene, I and Liu Fatzi were shocked, only to see that it was full of old men and old women, several young girls wearing white coats, obliquely printed with "Quanjian Health Guardian Messenger" red silk are handing out brochures to each old man, they bend down from time to time to interact with the old people and chat about something, some are rubbing the temples of the old people, some are pinching the feet of the old people, beating their backs, their spring breeze-like smiles are like the daughters of the old people, playing "Mother in the Candlelight" with the live stereo I also noticed that a few elderly people at the scene were even secretly wiping their tears, eighty percent of them were empty nesters, and they remembered their children when they were treated like this, and they were sad for a while.

I frowned, this is clearly to take advantage of the weakness of the old people's children who are not around, and play the warmth card so that it is easier to sell their company's sky-high products.

Liu Fatzi swallowed his saliva, leaned into my ear and said: "What should I be, dare to love or this old-fashioned routine, I used to participate in a similar symposium when my wife was alive, and the scene was shocking, the staff washed my mother's feet on the spot, if I hadn't rushed to her, she would have paid for health care equipment." ”

I smiled helplessly.

Aunt Niu couldn't take care of us anymore and asked us to find our own seats, while she greeted her companions and sat down in her own seats.

Liu Fatzi and I found the most corner seat to sit, trying not to attract attention, after all, there were only two of us young adults at the scene, but even if we were low-key, it was still too eye-catching, and we were soon noticed by those "health guardians", and we had no choice but to sit there calmly.

Although the "Health Guardian Messenger" showed a smiling face, he obviously didn't treat us very well, and deliberately skipped not to send us a brochure, but Liu Fatzi took the initiative to take a copy.

In addition to introducing the background and qualifications of the experts, this brochure basically introduces the development history of the whole health group and various health care products, which we flipped through and threw aside.

I looked around, but I didn't see the expert doctor on the poster, and it didn't look like the main character had appeared yet, so we had to wait patiently.

The sound was played back and forth with those few songs that fit the occasion, "Mother in the Candlelight", "My Old Father" and the like, listening to me and Liu Fatzi were drowsy, and waited for about half an hour or so before the medical experts were late, the scene suddenly sounded thunderous applause, many old people even gave a standing ovation, and respected the so-called experts very much, when I saw the real person of this expert, not to mention that it was indeed a bit of an expert, the bald hairstyle of the Mediterranean, thick black-framed glasses, it really looked like that.

Looking at it, I suddenly felt that this person was so familiar, as if I had really seen it in a health lecture on some TV station.

I whispered, "Fatty, don't you think it's ......." ”

Liu Fatzi snorted and said, "You want to say that this expert is quite familiar, right?"

I nodded, and Liu Fatzi said: "That's a must, otherwise how can you bluff people? What is this called, you know, celebrity effect! This old thing often does programs on various TV stations that are not in the stream, and his popularity is not bad, and he often attends various symposiums and acupuncture points, and he is a celebrity in this industry, maybe his popularity among the elderly is no less than that of Jay Chou among young people, today he is an expert in selling plasters for rheumatism, and he understands that he may be an expert in selling strong kidney pills for kidney disease, and now he has become an oncologist in preventing and fighting cancer, and I am also eye-opening. ”

I wondered, "Since this man has so many names, don't these old people doubt it?"

Liu Fatzi said disdainfully: "People are general practitioners, do they understand general medicine, obstetrics and gynecology are also experts, and besides, these old people don't understand at all, they only know that he often shows his face on TV, and he thinks he is a big expert if he is famous, in fact, these old men and old ladies don't know at all, and now there are special acupuncture experts, all of which are concocted by companies behind the scenes." ”

I sighed, "What's wrong with this world?" ”

The old expert pressed his hand with full aura, signaled everyone to be quiet, and then picked up the microphone and began to speak, first said a polite word, welcomed the old man and the old lady, and then said that he cared for the elderly at the scene, basically saying that the children of the elderly are not around, and they can only carry it by themselves if they are sick, and no one around them takes care of anything, so they should be kind to themselves, a "health guardian messenger" At this time, an old man suddenly stood up from his seat, walked to the front of the stage and knelt down, pulled the trouser leg of the old expert, cried about the pain of cancer chemotherapy, and begged the old expert to save him.

Liu Fatzi disdainfully "cut" and said: "What age are you still playing this trick, this is not what it is." ”