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It's dark outside.

After the last test, Zhang Wei briefly gathered everyone together for a short meeting, roughly about the improvement of today's test content, the style is set, but it can't really be that simple, otherwise the data can't be collected, naturally with the help of some precision instruments and measurement tools to measure, of course, Zhang Wei just mentioned it to everyone, not necessarily think of it now, after going back, you can use your brains a little bit to talk about it tomorrow.

"Talk about whatever you have in mind. ”

"It's easiest to test that one with a steel ball, just put the tester in the same position. ”

"That's true. ”

"If the robotic arm is tapping, there is no slow-motion camera today, so get one tomorrow, adjust the strength and record it. ”

"Director Zhang, what do you think of this idea?"

"Yes, just do it. ”

"I don't have a clue about the rest for now. ”

"Then you go back and think about it, and we'll talk about it tomorrow. ”

"Okay. ”

The meeting only lasted five minutes, and everyone came up with one or two ideas, and the rest could not keep everyone working overtime, and it was true that no one had this obligation, and it was already a spontaneous organization to get off work for almost an hour today, if Zhang Wei asked them to work overtime, maybe everyone would be unhappy, and then it would affect the enthusiasm of work, and then the mobile phone was not completed so quickly. But don't worry about this for the time being, because the outside world's perception of Nokia 3310 this mobile phone is changing, at the beginning it is true that many users are not very optimistic about this mobile phone and do not want to pay much attention, but since Ahri Baba ate two million mobile phones, coupled with various material costs published on the Internet, the number of people who pay attention has increased geometrically, and the attention is unprecedented, other countries dare not say, in China, Nokia 3310 The sense of expectation has exploded!

I was about to get off work with everyone when my phone rang.

Zhang Wei looked at it, it was Nokia President Elop, and answered: "Mr. President." ”

Elop asked, "I heard you drove out a couple of materials testers today?"

Zhang Wei didn't know how he knew, but he still smiled: "It's not to drive away, it's just that they can't carry out my purpose, so temporarily let them go back to rest and rest, and I will find the testers again, which is nothing more than a waste of time." ”

This really has nothing to do with Elop, he said: "I just care, you know how the contract is signed, and if you want to get paid, you have to look at the sales." ”

Zhang Wei said: "Hey, I won't get along with money. ”

"Are you starting to get into R&D?" asked Elop.

"Materials testing was carried out today, and it is estimated that it will be officially developed today and tomorrow. Zhang Wei said.

Elop: "How's the material testing?"

Zhang Wei: "It's not bad, polycarbonate still needs manufacturers to improve their technology a little." ”

Elop was stunned: "I have tested the polycarbonate normally here, there is no problem?"

Zhang Wei: "Anyway, I will definitely give the most perfect mobile phone, don't worry about it." ”

Elop: "Okay, that's what I hope so too. ”

After hanging up the line, Zhang Wei looked at the time on his mobile phone and waved his hand to everyone, "Everyone go back early to rest, I'll go first, goodbye." ”

"Goodbye. ”

"Director Zhang, let's go. ”

Everyone was tired and a little sore.

Usually Zhang Wei will get off work on time, never said that it has been delayed at five o'clock, on the one hand, these people are not employees in his company, on the other hand, Yaoyao's little guy will wait for him at home to eat together, not to mention how slimy it is.

As soon as he left, everyone was relieved and chatted.

Wicks exclaimed, "I've never heard of such a test method, do you think it works?"

Bruce smiled wryly, "I don't know, but Zhang should have his considerations." ”

"Alas. Liu Qinghua shook his head and said: "Now I don't know if it can be done, I hope it won't affect the research and development of mobile phones, such a test is too perverted, and I don't know if all materials are so strong." In fact, he is ready for the delay in research and development!

The rest of the people also looked very painful on their faces!

Today's test method is not bad, everyone knows that strict standards must be, but can the problem material withstand it? Especially in the end, what smashed the mobile phone to the plywood from a height of three meters, it was too strange!

1.5 m high steel balls in free fall.

The robotic arm smashed the phone into the metal chassis in all directions.

Grade 10 wind force 100 degrees high temperature to see if it will be deformed.

Coupled with the previous three-meter-high place to smash the mobile phone to the plywood, which of these tests is not "magical" to the point of making people stunned!

……

Lock.

The designers of 3310 all went out and went back to their homes.

In the parking lot, Weeks met the general manager of the branch, and although the two did not meet much, they had a good relationship.

The general manager said, "Hey, Wix, so late today?"

Wicks said: "Today we took the initiative to work overtime to catch up with the schedule. ”

The general manager smiled: "That's not it, the R&D fund is more than 10 million US dollars, which is also a big project." ”

Wix drove the door, "Yes, the research and development fund of our company's touchscreen mobile phone is only 20 million US dollars." ”

The general manager said: "Hehe, it's worth investing so much, you think, this has already booked out two million mobile phones, no, plus Nokia's own marketing team, I estimate that there must be between two and a half million to three million units, which is already making a lot of money, alas, our company and Nokia go hand in hand, why is there no such a good channel? Suddenly, he pulled the car door slowly, and suddenly said, "How's the test material?

Hearing this, Wicks looked around, "That...... Not bad. ”

The general manager said: "What do you mean it's okay? I am not qualified to enter your R&D room, and I don't know how the progress is, is it tested according to the previous test materials we tested?"

Wicks said, "No. ”

The general manager was surprised: "What method did you use?"

Wicks was about to say something, and finally said vaguely, "I didn't look at it carefully. ”

The general manager didn't believe it: "You are the chief designer, and you have been in there for half the afternoon, how can you not read carefully?"

Wicks had an idea, looked at his watch and said, "Ouch, it's all at this point, I'm going to rest, and I'll have to go back to the United States tomorrow." ”

……

Over there.

Lao Wu drove the motorcycle open, and the doorman uncle came up to talk.

The doorman waved his hand and walked in, "Director Wu, are you going home?"

"Don't scream, I'll work part-time, when will I become a director?" Lao Wu scolded with a smile.

The doorman asked, "What did you do after you drove those testers away?"

Lao Wu couldn't laugh anymore, and said, "That's it." ”

The doorman threw over a cigarette and smacked his lips and said, "Director Wu, what should you do?" Now who doesn't know that the mobile phone you developed is on the agenda, and many people are saying that it is not a test material today, and I don't know how to test the material, you tell me about it, let me have a long experience. ”

Lao Wu lit the cigarette without hurrying, and suddenly frowned and said, "Where did you buy this cigarette?

"Fake? No way, I'm downstairs...... Wait, Director Wu, I don't feel fake for a long time, why do I test you as soon as I ask?" the doorman looked speechless.

Lao Wu didn't hear it, and started the motorcycle, "I'll go first, see you tomorrow." ”

……

A certain community.

Shi Jiafeng has just returned to the rented house.

As soon as she entered, her husband pushed his glasses and stood up, the two have been married for several years, and the relationship is very good.

"Xiaofeng, is it so late today?"

"I'm busy researching my phone. ”

"You told me yesterday about today's test materials, how are they?"

"Uh, it's your business. ”

"Dizzy, why are you still scolding today? Mr. Xiao Zhang, is he staring at your test materials? I also know a little bit about the test materials, you tell me about the data, and I will give you a staff officer." ”

"Phew, it's your business. ”

"I'm dizzy, what's the matter with you today, you still can't eat gunpowder? I'll ask you how the test materials are, can you use them so fiercely to me? Who doesn't care about the progress of the Nokia 3310 now, they are all guessing how the cheap materials are being tested, I heard it in our unit. ”

"Are you going to get me food? I'll starve to death. ”

"Tell me about it. ”

"What is there to say, confidential, confidential or not?"

"I've been with your husband and wife for several years, and you still keep secrets from me?"

"It's a secret anyway. ”

"It's okay for you to talk about it, didn't you talk to me non-stop for the first two days, why did your attitude change so much today?"

"Ask again if you want to sleep on the sofa at night. ”

“…… I don't ask. ”

……

3310 designers almost all encountered a similar situation, foreigners are better, after all, there are not many people who know here, those Chinese people are miserable, the outside world seems to be interested in Nokia 3310 research and development progress, all knock on the side to inquire about the situation.

But alas, no one got any news about it!

Some people pretended to be stupid, some people opened their eyes and said nonsense, can't Zhang Wei mention these things to others? No, this is not a secret, as long as the data is not spoken, it is considered a secret of wool!

But no one said anything!

Because these designers don't know what to say!

What do you say? What a shit! Your mother's mobile phone material test is not like this, the instrument is like that, the instrument is sampling?

All have programs!

It's all normal, it can't be normal anymore!

But what is their testing method?

Smash the material with something!

Grab the material and smash things!

Or smash a material at an object!

The only thing that is not smashed, it has to be tested with ten-level wind and 100 degrees of high temperature!

Except for this one, it's all smashing!

What does this say?

Tell others that the test content is smashed?

Smash your sister!