899, Tang Tang and the chicken talk

Zhang Mars saw that his son ignored him, turned his back to everyone, squatted in the corner of the yard to watch the chickens pecking rice, laughed angrily, and said loudly to the villain: "You have a kind! Zhang Weitong! You have a kind! You think you have a meal with me, right?"

The life assistant who wanted to step forward to persuade stopped and stood outside the camera, just laughing, at least not as depressed as just now, as if a storm was coming.

Zhang Weitong's children still kept silent and continued to feed the chickens, as if there was no such father in the world who was laughed at by him.

Zhang Mars continued to stand on the steps of the inner room and said: "You have a kind, Zhang Weitong, I didn't expect you to be so kind, I thought you were going to cry, don't you want to cry? Don't you cry when I'm so fierce?......

Seeing this, Tang Shuang's eyes turned on her eyes and asked Candy to accompany the little tube to feed the chickens.

Candy Er secretly glanced at the fierce and vicious Zhang Mars, and hurriedly shook his head at Tang Shuang, like a rattle.

The baby didn't dare to go, this uncle was scared to death.

Stupid and bold is stupid and bold, and it's not stupid, this kind of behavior of going to death is mostly a little sister, and the candy can identify it.

If you want to feed the chick Xiaoshuang by herself, the Lun family will not go anyway.

Candy made up her mind not to go.

Tang Shuang encouraged her, and pointed to the little tube child who was alone in the storm. Candy felt that the little tube was so pitiful, and she must have cried when she was scolded by her father, so she put life and death aside, and came to the little tube with courage, squatted with him, turned her back to everyone, faced the chicken, grabbed a handful of grains in the bamboo trough, and sprinkled them for the chick to eat. seems to be calm, but in fact, he is secretly ready to run away at any time.

Zhang Weitong's child looked sideways at Candy, showed a warm smile, and whispered, "What a cute little ball." ”

Candy Candy was also attracted to the little yellow pompom-like chicks, nodded and said, "They used to be eggs." ”

Zhang Weitong said: "I haven't seen the chicken, but I've seen the egg." ”

Candy: "I've eaten it too, two a day." ”

"Chicks hatch from eggs. ”

"Eggs are laid by chicks, so they are called eggs. ”

"No, it's called a laying hen, and the chicks hatch from the eggs. ”

"You're mistaken, the balls are made by chicks. ”

"Chicks are born out of eggs. ”

"The chick lays eggs!"

"Chicks come out of eggs, I've read about it in books. ”

"You're wrong. ”

"I'm not wrong. ”

……

Under the gaze of the adults, the two villains discussed "eggs and chickens or chickens", and in the end, no one could convince anyone.

Candy said, "The chick is here, let's ask about it." ”

Zhang Weitong was dumbfounded, and said, "I can't talk to the chicken, will you?"

Candy nodded without hesitation: "Yes." ”

Zhang Weitong asked curiously, "Tang Tang, where did you learn it?"

Candy immediately shook the pot, and pointed to Tang Shuang's location without looking back: "My Xiaoshuang, my brother Jiaolun's family." ”

Zhang Weitong looked back at Tang Shuang, maybe he had been squatting for a long time, his legs were a little numb, he didn't squat steadily when he turned around, and sat on the ground with his buttocks, which aroused Candy'er's contempt and said, "You don't have muscles, unlike me." ”

Zhang Weitong smiled embarrassedly and politely, and said, "Your brother is really amazing." ”

Candy nodded as a matter of course: "He's a smart young man, and he pits his sister." ”

"Clams?" Zhang Weitong didn't understand.

Candy ignored him and said, "I'll ask me how the chicks were born." ”

Everyone wanted to see what she had to say, and the two cameras were aimed at the corner of this inconspicuous courtyard, not letting go of the slightest breeze. A cricket was so frightened that it hid in a crack in the rock, apparently not wanting to expose itself.

With a set of assassin steps that were extremely inappropriate for his size, Dalin approached the two children discussing philosophical issues lightly and silently, and the camera was close-up, and the small faces and expressions had to be filmed in.

Candy: "Chirp~"

Chick: "Twitter~"

Candy: "Chirp~"

Chick: "Chirp chirp~"

Candy: "Quack chirp~"

Old hen: "All big~ all big~ big brother~ big brother~big brother~"

Candy: "Huh?...... My sister is big~My sister is big~ My sister is beautiful~"

……

Everyone present was shaken down!

In response to the old hen's words, everyone's eyes opened wide.

Zhang Weitong asked Candy in shock: "What did the mother of the chick and the chick say?"

Candy Candy said solemnly: "They said they still need to ask! Isn't this obvious! Hmph! The chick lays eggs, so it's called eggs!"

Zhang Weitong continued to ask: "Where did the chick come from?

Candy rolled her eyes and said, "Hmph! The old hen said that chicks lay eggs, so they are called eggs, and I don't know such a simple truth!

After speaking, he pointed to the old hen and said to Zhang Weitong, who still had questions: "You go and ask the mother of the chick to see if she said that." ”

Zhang Weitong hesitated, and finally said dejectedly: "I can't talk to chickens." ”

Candy spread out her little hands: "The Nalun family also has a way." ”

Zhang Weitong turned around and asked his father, "Dad, do you talk to the chicks?"

Zhang Mars said honestly: "I don't know it yet, but I will ask Tang Tang's brother to teach me at night, and I will be there then." ”

Zhang Weitong nodded happily: "Then will you teach me?"

Zhang Mars: "If you want to learn, I will teach you." ”

"Thank you Dad~"

"Well, let's go wash our hands and face, and we'll have to look for a house later. ”

"Okay. ”

The two fathers and sons reconciled in an instant, the tense atmosphere disappeared, and the big hand held the small hand and went to the back room.

Before leaving, Zhang Weitong's child said to Candy: "Tang Tang, I'll come to play with you later." ”

Candy: "Goodbye little tube, do you know how to play mahjong?"

……

Zhang Mars's life assistant made a temporary adaptation, ignoring the rules that were not allowed to remind the guests, and told Zhang Mars that their house might be at sea, that is, the small house where the fisherman lived by the sea, hanging alone not far from the coast.

Zhang Mars was dumbfounded, but it was better to have a house than nothing, and he ...... The house that the son picked, pinching his nose, also wants to live in it.

He took Zhang Weitong to say goodbye to Tang Shuang and Candy Candy, went to the coast, found a fishing boat, and asked if he could take them to a small house in the sea. However, the fishermen told him that he had to wait until the tide was high before he could sail there, and that it was low tide and the water level was too shallow.

Zhang Mars: "How long will it take?"

Fisherman: "2 hours. ”

Zhang Mars: "......"

The two retreated to Tang Shuang and Candy'er's stone courtyard again.

Tang Shuang: "It's okay, just rest here, it's about to have lunch, and I'll talk about it after eating." ”

Zhang Mars: "It can only be like this, thank you Tang Shuang." ”

"You're welcome, little thing. ”

The two children squatted in front of the chicken coop to watch the chickens, while Zhang Martian and Tang Shuang sat on chairs and chatted.

Zhang Mars: "Before I came, I heard Sister Yu talk about you, she asked me to take care of you more, but it seems that you take care of me." ”

Zhang Mars and Zhang Yu know each other, which is known in the entertainment industry, the two have a good relationship and have made movies together.

In fact, Xiangjiang is so big, and the stars basically know each other, not to mention the first-line stars like Zhang Yu and Zhang Mars, it is not surprising that they have a relationship.

Zhang Yu is definitely younger than Zhang Mars, but Zhang Yu has a high status and is a leading big sister in the Xiangjiang film industry, so everyone will shout Sister Yu, in fact, this is an honorific title.

Zhang Mars is the oldest famous guest in this issue, and his qualifications can be compared with Li Guanping. But Li Guanping is only limited to the drama circle, far less famous than Zhang Mars.

Secretly, Tang Shuang can be said to have grown up watching Zhang Mars's movies, and even learned his gangster films, and dressed himself up as the righteous boy of the old man, but later he grew up a little and felt that the old boy was stupid, not as cool as the old man, so he hid behind the scenes, commanded Xiao Yezi and Xiao Guozi to take the lead, and gradually had the demeanor of the big demon king.