Chapter 50: The Male Dog Waist in the Car Wash

Hu Banxian said: "With this money, you want to change your life against the sky?" Brother Ke Liuqin, come on, come on, take a look at this photo book, and then talk about Tiansha Lone Star's fate." ”

Liu Kunlun really flipped through the yellowed thread-bound book, the young man's brain turned fast, and he soon understood that Hu Banxian was not fooling himself, according to the theory of the four pillars and eight characters, his birthday eight characters had a catastrophe and a lonely life, a proper Tiansha Lone Star, and the people around him, Brother Kang and Luo Xiaoxiao were killed by themselves!

"Half-immortal ......" Liu Kunlun is a little lacking in confidence.

"You know, I'm scared. Hu Banxian sneered, "Actually, it's not that it can't be broken, it depends on your sincerity." ”

Liu Kunlun said: "Otherwise, I owe it first, I'll write you an IOU, how much money you say is how much, that's it, I, Liu Kunlun, speak count, and I will give you the money I earn." ”

Hu Banxian thought for a while, and said boldly: "Okay, seeing that you are so sincere, I will reluctantly help you once, you ...... Write me an IOU. ”

Liu Kunlun borrowed a pen and paper and wrote a fortune-telling money IOU of 100,000 yuan, and Hu Banxian couldn't help but admire when he saw it: "You are so bold." It's time to catch up with Liu Bang. He accepted the IOU, and quietly swept the more than eighty yuan on the table into the drawer, coughed dryly, and began to work.

"Actually, in a scientific sense, the traditional four pillars are not perfect in theory and method, I don't know why the mechanism and principle of the formation of fate are not known, and there is no perfect four-pillar sun rate and moon law prediction method and method, what about this eight characters, how many kinds of combinations of eight characters you guess, you must not guess, there are a total of 1,123,200 kinds, how can it be handled by the human brain alone, so I introduced computer fortune-telling technology in the nineties. ”

Saying that, Hu Banxian proudly patted the old-fashioned 586 computer on the table.

"Tiansha Lone Star, it's not that it's not hopeless, I've seen your palmistry, you have nobles in your life to help, you should be able to resolve part of it, if you find another person with a hard life to live with you, your evil spirit will be offset, this will be resolved, simply put. If you find a woman who is also the destiny of the Heavenly Evil Lone Star as a daughter-in-law, you will be negative. ”

Liu Kunlun half understood, and felt that what Hu Banxian said made some sense, but it seemed that something was wrong.

"So, where should I look, what kind of look, and what kind of tips?" asked Liu Kunlun with a blank look.

Hu Banxian looked up to the sky and laughed: "I haven't found it myself, don't talk about it, the secret of heaven must not be revealed, I should go to the palace to discuss with the great lama." ”

100,000 yuan bought a sentence, but Liu Kunlun did not suffer a loss, 100,000 yuan was just a white slip, two times it was like burning paper on the grave to fool the ghost, Liu Kunlun got up to say goodbye, Hu Banxian closed the door of the store, and went in the direction of Lama Temple.

After a while, when Liu Kunlun passed by Beixinqiao, he found Hu Banxian sitting in a boiled restaurant, sweating profusely and in full swing.

Penniless Liu Kunlun wandered the streets of Beijing, holding a map, and found the No. 7 courtyard of Tielizi Hutong step by step, which is the home of the legendary Lin Xiaoxiao and the official residence of the head of the central government.

If you want to take revenge, you have to survive first, and if you survive, you have to earn money, Liu Kunlun has been in the city for more than a year, and has also mastered some elementary work skills, such as being a doorman, working as a waiter, driving, of course, the best thing is fighting, for a while he can't find a suitable job, he can only pick up his old job and rely on garbage to eat.

With the experience of the big garbage dump, Liu Kunlun quickly found a scrap purchase station, he bought a few dollars of waste paper from the bottles he picked up, solved a meal, thought of his young and strong, and the old, weak, sick and disabled together to pick up garbage is inevitably cheap, it is better to do something else, next door to his meal, there is a car dealership, concurrently engaged in car repair and car washing and modification business, the business is hot, the car wash sewage has flowed onto the road, the car queue is long, probably close to the Chinese New Year, the migrant workers have returned to their hometown, the car wash is seriously understaffed.

Liu Kunlun found a faucet to wash his face and hands, shook his clothes, and appeared in front of the owner of the car wash with his best appearance, this is a chubby Beijing man with a kind face and good talk.

"Where are you from? How old are you, do you have an ID card?" asked these three questions, and the boss decided to use Liu Kunlun, issued him rubber boots and gloves, and was responsible for spraying the truck with a water pipe.

Liu Kunlun immediately put into work, he worked as a driver for Su Rongmao, and the work of washing the car was done by himself, not only would he wash the car, but also polish it with waxing, coupled with his skill, eye work, and the boss let Liu Kunlun take charge of himself in less than an hour, and he was fully responsible for a car washing line.

The heating was turned on in the car wash, and the work consumed a lot, Liu Kunlun simply took off his clothes, he almost never stopped swimming from summer to winter, immune to the cold, nineteen-year-old boy is the strongest when he develops, bronzed skin, clear muscles, thin waist, holding a water dragon wearing long rubber boots, the action is like flowing water.

The soft roof of a royal blue Mercedes-Benz sports car in the back slowly opened, and the woman sitting in the car shouted at Liu Kunkun: "Brother, brother." ”

Liu Kunlun didn't realize that he was asking for himself, and the woman stood up and beckoned: "Hey, little brother of the car wash, call you." ”

"What's the matter?" Liu Kunlun replied in a loud voice.

"I'm in a hurry, can I wash first?" the woman shouted.

"I'm in a hurry, queue up, I want to cut in line and ask the person in front of you if they are willing. Liu Kunlun did not have the slightest sense of pity and cherishing jade.

The woman giggled: "It's quite individual, you see his waist, the standard male dog waist, how tough, how powerful." ”

There are four cars in front, namely Audi, BMW, Mercedes-Benz Jaguar, the drivers are all decent middle-aged men, and the women get out of the car and persuade them one by one, without much effort, just exchanging a phone number, and convincing the four successful people to implement the "ladies first" policy.

Mercedes-Benz sports car ranked first, Liu Kunlun quickly and meticulously washed the car, wiped dry, never looked at the woman, Brother Kang's education is still in his ears, women who don't belong to you don't move, he has been in Beijing for a few days, basically never seen a good-looking woman, now I understand, good-looking are sitting in the car, this woman who drives a sports car is extremely beautiful, about the same height as herself, fair skin like white porcelain, wearing Adidas sportswear, holding a Nokia 8850 in her hand, beautiful eyebrows and eyes, excellent temperament, Liu Kunlun When cleaning the glass, he also saw a copy of Yu Qiuyu in the car"Cultural Journey".

The car was wiped off, and the woman handed Liu Kunlun a fifty yuan bill: "Take it, brother." ”

"Thank you, sister. Liu Kunlun stuffed the money into his trouser pocket and continued to get out of the car, his eyes not lingering on the woman for even a second.

A few days later, there was a snow in Beijing, the car wash business was better, the sports car woman came a few more times, obviously the car was very clean and had to be washed again, each time she gave Liu Kunlun a tip of fifty yuan, and sometimes chatted a few words, she asked Liu Kunlun where he was from, how long he had been in Beijing, where he lived, and how to eat.

"Jiangdong people, just came, just live here, eat as much as you want. Liu Kunlun always answered in the simplest language, once a woman asked Liu Kunlun how to take a bath, he shook the water pipe in his hand.

"No, it's winter now, you take a bath in cold water, do you want to die?" the woman covered her mouth and blinked, "I don't believe it, you can really take a bath in cold water, I'll give you 10,000 yuan." ”

Liu Kunlun looked around, the woman came early today, there were no other cars queuing, he took off his T-shirt and fleece jacket, took off his pants, kicked off his rubber boots, raised the water pipe, and the cold and biting water column washed his head and body, the woman was frightened, and hurriedly stopped Liu Kunlun's almost crazy behavior, grabbed the water pipe and closed it, pulled the car door and pushed him in, threw his clothes in and ordered him to put them on quickly, and took a blanket from the trunk for him to wipe his head.

"Are you crazy, don't die if you want money!" The woman's anxiety is sincere, she regrets making this joke, pouring cold water on her in winter, it's no wonder if she doesn't catch a cold.

Liu Kunlun put on his clothes, got out of the car, and continued to wash the car with a blank face.

"You're really not afraid of the cold?" the woman was very curious.

"Cold is the same as pain, when you are not afraid of it, it does not exist. Liu Kunlun's words made the woman thoughtful, she flipped through the small bag in her hand, Liu Kunlun knew the trademark, it was LV's bag, which was very expensive.

"I'm sorry, I didn't bring so much money today, I'll give it to you next time. The woman said.

"Yes. Liu Kunlun said that he was not angry, nor was he trying to make money, he usually took a bath in cold water, which was deliberately honing his will.

Since then, the woman has never come to the car wash, no one knows about this bet, Liu Kunlun did not take it to heart, he worked day and rested day long, and went to No. 7 Tielizi Hutong to squat if he had nothing to do, but the big iron door never opened.

The Spring Festival is approaching, the Spring Festival has begun, and the foreign population in Beijing has returned to their hometown for the New Year like migratory birds.

The gentleman took revenge, ten years is not too late, Liu Kunlun decided to go home, he resigned with the boss of the car dealership, the boss was very particular, and settled his salary according to the workload, which was more than earning more than working as a security guard in the big market, no wonder everyone wanted to come to Beijing.

Liu Kunlun bought a train ticket back to Jinjiang at a nearby sales agency, it is difficult to buy a train ticket out of Beijing, he increased the price to buy a non-seat ticket, this is a passing car from Shenyang, the departure time is two o'clock in the evening, he set off from the car wash at one o'clock, and walked to the train station.

When passing through an intersection, Liu Kunlun found a royal blue Mercedes-Benz sports car parked at the empty intersection, no matter whether there was a red light or a green light ahead, the car did not move, and when he approached to look at the license plate, it was the one that frequented the car wash.

Liu Kunlun walked to the side of the car and saw that the woman was already asleep sitting in the driver's seat, he tried the car door, but it was not locked, so he opened the car door and woke her up: "Sister, sister, wake up." ”

The woman opened her sleepy eyes, full of wine, and it was the taste of expensive foreign wine, Liu Kunlun had come into contact with this thing when he was emperor, and he knew how to do it.

"It's you, male dog. The woman was drunk and hazy, and staggered out: "My sister is drunk and can't drive, you send my sister home and give you 10,000 yuan." ”

"What do you call me?" Liu Kunlun didn't hear clearly.

"Male dog waist, your waist...... Only teenagers have them, those old men, they are all pot-bellied, sow waists. The woman climbed into the co-pilot and said an address, the diplomatic apartment outside the Jianguo Gate.