In Chongqing Medical University, the friendly dormitory is the strongest "fan group", which must not be offended. So Peng Siding rushed from Yuanjiagang Pharmacy to the school!

What is a "friendly dormitory"? That is, a boy's dormitory establishes a friendly relationship with a girl's dormitory, and the boy becomes the girl's "male girlfriend" and the girl becomes the boy's "female iron buddy." Boys and girls can help each other, communicate with each other, and even whisper to each other.

For example, a boy can turn on the water for a girl and do some physical work, a girl can nail a boy's clothes buttons and do some female work, and if someone falls out of love or likes the opposite sex, she will tell the "male girlfriends" or "female iron buddies" that these "male girlfriends" or "female iron buddies" are obliged to help and give advice.

Today is Sunday, Zhang Li is a native of Chongqing, and she has to go home on the weekend. So everyone agreed that when Zhang Li returned to school tonight, the two dormitory classmates would have dinner in the boys' dormitory and do some activities to celebrate Zhang Li's birthday!

Wang Bin and Peng Siding are in Room 211 of Building 3, and Zhang Li is in Room 511 of Building 3.

Wow, readers must think that the author is not sober and has written wrongly. This is the special management of Chongqing Medical University, and the male and female students of the first clinical department, the second clinical department, and the pediatric department are in the same dormitory.

Those who study medicine are all nerds, sensible and late, and only know how to read with their heads bored. Boys and girls are like brothers and sisters, so they are in the same dormitory. In some cases, boys and girls are still the right match, and boys are facing girls!

It is precisely this kind of avant-garde and enlightened management that the school spirit and discipline of the heavy medicine are particularly good, and there are almost no fights between classmates, and there are no problems because of falling in love.

I still remember that there was a romantic story about the establishment of friendly dormitories in rooms 511 and 211 at that time.

The story has a poetic name: "The red basket slowly descends from the sky, and the friendship of seven pairs of singles grows".

It was freshman year, a moonlit Sunday night, and the moonlight was shining on the windowsills of 211 and 511.

The lights of the school have been turned off, but the restless hearts of this group of young college students are beating like stars.

When the 211 boys' dormitory was discussing which beautiful girl in the school was the school flower, Miao Jidong, who suddenly lived on the top bunk next to the windowsill, said in surprise:

"There's a basket!"

Everyone thought he was talking in his sleep with a fever, and his roommate Wu Hao teased him:

"There's a beautiful woman, where is the basket?"

"By the windowsill!"

So everyone got out of bed and looked, and sure enough, there was a red basket hanging down from above with a beautiful red rope, I don't know where it was hung down?

Wang Bin was still bold and untied the basket from the red rope, and there was a fragrant note inside, which read, "The beauties of 511 invite you to eat duck feet".

College students are good at everything, but they can't eat it. As soon as he saw that there was something to eat, he was ecstatic, and immediately grabbed the duck foot board and divided it. And write on a piece of paper, "You are really our goddess, let's build a friendly dormitory!"

So the friendly dormitory was established.

Du Ge, the genius of 211, summed up this story as "the red basket slowly descends from the sky, and the friendship of seven pairs of singles grows".

Why? Because there are 7 boys in dormitory 211 and 7 girls in dormitory 511, none of them are playing friends. 211 plus 511 equals 711, and 711 is seven pairs of singles. The friendly dormitory is the strongest combination of "male girlfriends" and "female iron buddies", of course, it is the "best partner", so what is the friendship that is not eternal?

But since ancient times, marriage has been tied by a thread! Such a beautiful red rope that fell from the sky finally led out a pair of lovers.

Since the establishment of friendly dormitories between 211 and 511, there has been a close relationship. Everyone also knows that it was Zhang Li who hung the red rope at that time, and it was Wang Bin who untied the red rope, and the classmates occasionally joked that it was "a thousand miles of marriage".

As a result, Zhang Li and Wang Bin got really close, and gradually fell in love. Zhang Li occupied a seat for Wang Bin in class, and Wang Bin turned on the water for Zhang Li. Wang Bin is from a rural area and his English is very poor, so Zhang Li made up for him.

To tell the truth, Wang Bin's grades are very average. Since falling in love, not only has my English improved, but even other subjects have also improved, which is enviable!

Only Du Ge protested, originally seven pairs of singles, but now the balance was broken, and Wang Bin was asked for an explanation. However, he gradually became the target of the "beating" of the two bedrooms, and he also succumbed to everyone's "majesty" and died down.

Sometimes, I can't help but sigh: What a great, friendly dormitory, this great friendly dormitory! There is also the management of the co-ed dormitory! In this door-to-door situation for boys and girls, a revolutionary love that is not "door-to-door" was born!

So, all of this, the heavy medicine is so harmonious! And some of the school rules feel unreasonable, so weird, and so strangely philosophical!

This is the university! Beautiful Chongqing Medical University!

University is the most enlightened place. If you want to learn knowledge, you have endless knowledge, you have to exercise your ability, and there will be various opportunities for you.

But the university also has its strict side, that is, the final exams and school rules, which are never allowed to talk about favors. You can skip classes, you don't have to go back to your dormitory, but you are never allowed to take make-up exams and break school rules.

So every student has to memorize the school rules.

And Peng Siding memorized it very carefully, and actually found that there seemed to be "contradictions" in the school rules.

In the school rules of the heavy medical school, there is such a provision: "demerit punishment for smoking, warning for illegal cohabitation, expulsion for legal cohabitation". Moreover, if you find that you smoke once, it is a "demerit", and if you find it several times, you have to "demerit a major demerit".

Ordinary people will think that "illegal cohabitation" is definitely more serious than "smoking", so how can the punishment be lighter? Since "legal cohabitation" is "legal", why should it be expelled? I feel very incomprehensible!

In other schools, every year, college students who live together because they are in a relationship are found to be expelled. Peng Siding still remembers that when he was in high school, there was a rural boy in his hometown who was studying at Sichuan Normal University, because he lived with his girlfriend once, but was caught by the school leaders and both were returned!

Because of this incident, Peng Siding felt that illegal cohabitation seemed to be a heinous crime!

But it is also true that among Peng Siding's seniors, a pair of male and female classmates were found to be living together illegally. It was the girl who ran to the boy's dormitory, and because it affected the roommate's sleep, she was reported 4 times, and finally given a "serious warning"!

But this kind of punishment is much lighter than the "demerit" punishment of smoking a cigarette.

And in the universities of the 90s, students were not allowed to get married while they were studying. "Legal cohabitation" is to get married, of course, only to be expelled, go home and have children!

This is the special school rule of heavy medicine!

However, if you think about it carefully, it makes a lot of sense! As a doctor, for the sake of people's health, we should take the lead in not smoking, so the focus of punishment is the need of the doctor's profession and image.

As adolescent men and women, they should have "sent their husbands to love and stopped their husbands in courtesy". But as a medical student, you should also know that people have physiological needs, and the cohabitation of male and female lovers is not an unforgivable sin, so it is not right to use "heavy punishment".

Many other schools are very strict and severely punished, and as a result, every year there are expulsions for illegal cohabitation of male and female lovers, and there has only been one case of male and female cohabitation in the school for so many years. This is better than dredging, it seems that dredging is the most clever way!

In such an enlightened and open school, it is not unreasonable for students to have a harmonious relationship and a strong learning atmosphere!

Peng Siding left school for a day today, and he missed his roommate very much, so he sped up.

Suddenly, Peng Siding thought, "What should I give to Zhang Li's birthday?" Oh! What should I do to steal the limelight? It is Wang Bin's business to give gifts! But it is not right to be empty-handed.

When he was worried, he looked up and saw that there was a roast meat seller at the school gate. And if you're hungry, buy some roast meat!

Peng Siding earned 600 yuan today, which is "rich and rich". Thinking about half a catty of roast meat per person, it should be enough! So, what pig's head, beef, duck foot, chicken foot, bought more than 7 catties. Each carried a bag and quickly came to the dormitory.

But it seems that he came back "early", as if there was only one girl in the dormitory. plus myself who rushed back happily, there were only 8 people. When did the seven pairs of handsome guys and beauties become "a Snow White and seven dwarfs"?

Peng Siding couldn't help but be surprised!

He placed two large bags of roast meat on the table, and the roast meat emitted a tantalizing aroma. He thought that his roommate in the dormitory would be overjoyed and cheered loudly:

"Wow! so much good!"

But the roommate was so busy making dumplings and cooking food, it seemed that the cooking was glutinous rice balls, and he only said lightly:

"Peng Siding, what did you buy? I came back so late, where did I go? Don't you come back to cook?" ("Huang" is a Sichuan dialect, which is an improper wandering)

Peng Siding's enthusiasm suddenly became embarrassed, and asked:

"Why are there only a few of you?

While talking, I went over to make dumplings together.

"The dormitory is a bit narrow, and the sockets are not enough, so they cook noodles and copy their hands in the 511 dormitory, and come down when they are cooked. Wang Bin replied:

Mo said that although many of these proud sons of heaven came from rural areas, in the rural areas of Sichuan and Chongqing in the 90s, there were not many people who ate dumplings. So everyone is not skilled. Some people worked hard to make a dumpling, but another roommate said that the dumpling was going to be boiled.

Gradually, Peng Siding, "a Snow White and Seven Dwarfs", immersed himself in the fun of making dumplings.

Suddenly, Wang Bin called:

"Zhang Li, why can't they come down yet!"

The roommates joked:

"Wow! I don't see you for a day, like every other autumn!"

Or Wu Hao broke the siege and was uneven:

"Others don't miss Zhang Li, but they are hungry and want to eat noodles. ”

Because Wang Bin's biggest hobby is eating noodles. People born in the seventies, face is a complex. At that time, China had only reformed and opened up, and most of the people in the country had not yet become rich. Often a bowl of noodles should be placed on the dining table, and the whole family and guests, you have a chopstick, I have a chopstick, and eat it separately. When guests come, the best treatment is "under the beaten eggs".

Therefore, Wu Hao was also hungry, in fact, he spoke his heart on behalf of everyone, and instead urged Wang Bin to see Zhang Li.

So Wang Bin washed his hands and hurriedly ran upstairs.

After a few minutes, there was a lot of noise, laughter, and a group of people came down.

Wang Bin shouted as he walked:

"We've got batter to eat tonight, we've got pieces of dough to eat!"

I saw him carrying a small pot and coming down with six beauties, Zhang Li saw him shouting, and beat him with her powder from time to time.

Everyone saw that the students in the friendly dormitory had come down, so they quickly sat down, and the atmosphere became lively.

Everyone was puzzled and hurriedly asked Wang Bin:

"Who bought the batter? Who bought the dough blocks?"

To tell the truth, the noodles are also a delicacy in the hearts of this group of "big kids", and as for the batter, it seems that I haven't eaten it yet, but I have only drunk corn porridge, so I am full of surprise and expectation.

As a result, Wang Bin said something.

It turned out that Zhang Li and Yao Min were cooking noodles and copying hands in 511. Both of them are Chongqing natives. Touching their conscience, they really put a lot of effort into it, and the pot is an old small rice cooker brought from home, unlike 211, which was borrowed from other places.

Zhang Li cooks noodles, Yao Min cooks hands, and the two city beauties are happily busy. I want to prove to everyone that they are not only vases that only see patients, but also a virtuous lady!

But they are usually at home, and they are the masters who come to open their mouths for clothes and food. The other girls are like that. Only Huang Qiong is from the countryside, and she is hateful, and she has a "crush" on Yang Wei, so she went to 211 to help, and everyone cursed.

In college, the boy or girl who is kind to another person of the opposite sex will say that he has a crush, which is the "routine" of college life, and it is also a fun time between classmates, and it can also give classmates courage. Everyone was having fun and complaining, but Zhang Li's head was spinning fast;

"We called and asked Mom. ”

So Zhang Li took out the magnetic card and called her mother next to the magnetic card phone by the stairs to ask for advice on how to cook noodles.

The phone was connected, and her mother told her:

"My good girl, how easy it is to cook noodles! Just pour water into the pot and put the noodles in. ”

It turned out to be so simple, Zhang Li said secretly. At the same time, I recalled that my mother seemed to do the same thing in normal times.

Since this is the case for boiling noodles, it should also be like this for boiling hands.

Zhang Li and Yao Min followed the instructions on the phone and poured water into the pot, I don't know how much water to put in it, but they were embarrassed to ask again. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with putting more, they thought to themselves, and with their estimation that they filled most of the pot with water, they immediately put the noodles and the shoshou.

Anyone who has experience boiling water with a rice cooker knows that boiling water in a rice cooker is very slow, unlike using antimony pots, aluminum pots, and iron pots. So they boiled and waited, and occasionally opened the lid of the pot, but it was not good for a long time.

The other roommates complained, don't go and remove the lid. They had to put the lid on the pot and make up their minds to cook it slowly, thinking that it had to be cooked well.

Sure enough, the pot gradually sounded, and Zhang Li wanted to remove the lid of the pot again, and the other students said:

"Don't be busy lifting the lid and let it cook for a while, otherwise it won't be cooked!"

And just like that, they cooked for a few more minutes.

Who knows, when they opened the lid of the pot, the noodles became batter, and the hands became dough blocks, and at this time, Wang Bin also came up to urge them. The two of them became "beauties ashamed to see handsome guys", and were about to pour their faces and hands down, but Wang Bin stopped them and comforted them and said:

"Don't pour it, the noodles and batter are delicious! I often eat and drink the batter in the countryside. ”

Hearing Wang Bin say this, Zhang Li and Yao Min did not fall, and then everyone came down together.

The students of 211 couldn't help but laugh when they heard such an interesting story!

Yao Min complained about Zhang Li, blaming her for not asking clearly, and letting her follow her to make a fool of herself. Zhang Li's powder fist kept hitting Wang Bin, blaming him for not cooking noodles, so everyone laughed even harder!!

Or Yang Ping was kind and loudly announced:

"The master bought a lot of roast meat tonight, and I can't finish it, so don't worry about running out of food. ”