Sometimes, IQ is really a hard flaw.

The most terrifying thing is that this injury is still contagious.

After spending the past two days with the third prince, I found that my brain began to slowly become bad.

I didn't think of such a simple problem as asking for an address as a courier.

Check the water meter, send the express delivery, these two are famous and well-known Wumao methods, I can't even think of it!

It seems that I will really stay away from the third prince in the future.

He was stupid because he was cramped, and it was understandable.

I was stupid with him, and it is estimated that there will be no more than two or three chapters, and I will have to hit the streets in this novel, so that the author will have no choice but to embark on the road of eunuchs.

But fortunately, the thirteenth princess wittily got Ye Liangchen's current address.

Our group couldn't wait for food, so we drove there overnight.

The foreign priest drove us all the way, and after a while, we came to one of the most famous villas by the river.

This is one of the most expensive areas in our area, and it is said that the price of buying a toilet in it is enough to buy a small townhouse elsewhere.

It seems that this Ye Liangchen is really not in vain, no wonder he can call an old fritter like Luoya Sun at will.

Walking to the door of the villa, we were stopped by the security guards.

"What for?"

I rolled down the window, poked my head out and smiled, "Hello security brother, we're looking for friends." ”

"Looking for friends, can you get to know friends in our community by driving this kind of broken car?" The security guard's nose was almost raised to the sky, and he glared at us with a dog-eyed expression, pointing to the bumpy car that was hit by the little yellow hair today, and he was about to drive us out with high spirits.

Xiao Wai complained: "It's really a watchdog, it's like this community is opened by your family." ”

The foreign Taoist priest had a cold face and was about to attack the security guard.

The thirteen princesses on the side hurriedly smiled and said, "Don't be angry, they are just working, it's not easy, be considerate and considerate." ”

The foreign Taoist priest scoffed: "How can you be considerate? I have come here, are I just stopped at the door like this, and all my efforts have been wasted?"

The thirteenth princess smiled and shook her head: "Don't forget, we still have Brother Meng." ”

I spread my hands and said I couldn't help.

Although I used to work as a security guard, that doesn't mean people will sell me face. Maybe after I reveal my identity, not only will I not be accommodated, but I will be beaten up as a peer who came to steal his job.

After all, the famous three-vulgar artist Lao Guo once said - in this world, only between peers is naked hatred.

The thirteenth princess looked at me playfully, smiled and said, "Don't you know, who is the developer of this villa complex?"

Xiao Ai on the side suddenly realized: "Yes, this is not your family's property, just call her." ”

Me: "A word horse?"

Foreign Taoist: "You forgot?"

Me: "Get out!"

In desperation, I had to dial Qian Lanlan's phone and lied that I wanted to enter this community to meet a friend, but I couldn't contact him for a while, and I was stopped by the security guard, so I asked her to help accommodate her, so that the security guard could give us a convenience and let us in.

Qian Lanlan asked me excitedly if I was going to their community to carry out a mission such as stifling crime and saving world peace.

I smiled and scolded her, and after agreeing to invite him to dinner and a movie another day, she asked me to transfer the phone to the security guard on the side.

After a while, the security guard hung up the phone and immediately changed his face. A flattering smirk was piled up at the corner of his mouth, and he rubbed his hands together and apologized to us again and again.

The foreign priest shook his hand impatiently and motioned for him to hurry up and open the door.

Afterwards, we entered the community and made a big circle along the riverside, and finally came to the tall villa in the deepest part.

We got out of the car in front of the villa and looked through the iron gate that was more than two people high.

I saw that there were thousands of blue waves inside, and a tall ivory-white building stood in front of it.

The third prince stepped forward and rang the doorbell, but no one answered for a long time.

With a puzzled face, he turned around and asked, "Could it be that they have already received the news and absconded in fear of sin?"

I pouted, "Do you think you're here on a mission?"

The foreign Taoist priest said impatiently: "Whatever, just flip in." ”

After that, an arrow step rushed to the iron gate more than two people high, and then a dashing jump, accompanied by a "stab" sound, the foreign Taoist priest landed perfectly.

It's just that the crotch of the pants is pulled out by the pointed ornament on the iron fence door.

The foreign priest clenched his legs in embarrassment, beckoned to us, and motioned for everyone to hurry up and follow.

The thirteenth princess looked up at the iron gate, swallowed her saliva and said, "The dress I wore today, why don't I go with you?" ”

The third prince said with a worried face: "This is not good, leave you alone at the door, in case his accomplices come, wouldn't you be very dangerous?"

Seeing this, I waved my hand to the foreign Taoist priest inside the door, and said with a gloating face: "Dog, have a good journey, I wish you a victory!"

The foreign Taoist priest glared at me viciously: "What kind of plane! Hurry up!"

I spread my hands at him and said helplessly, "It's too high, I can't climb up." ”

After hearing this, the third prince stretched out his hand, tightly grasped the two iron pillars on the door, and forcefully pulled out a gap more than one person wide on both sides.

So, the three of us slipped through the crack in the door.

The foreign Taoist priest looked at the third prince, looked down at his pants again, and said helplessly: "Why didn't you pull it earlier?"

Xiao Ai took the opportunity to complain: "Who made you play handsome in a hurry?"

Foreign Taoist: "......"

We waited through the grass and walked towards the building.

Unbeknownst to him, while passing through a long corridor, there was a dog barking.

I shuddered, hurriedly looked around, and then the joy blossomed.

I saw a few small dogs the size of pugs barking all the way to us.

I happily greeted him: "Wangcai, be good, come to my uncle, uncle will buy you buns to eat!"

The third prince stretched out his hand, stopped me behind me, and shouted, "You don't want to die?"

I wondered, "Just a few little earth dogs, what's there to be afraid of?"

The third prince: "What kind of earth dog, this is a bull terrier! I can bite you to death with a single bite! We only handled this case in our bureau two days ago, and it was all on the news, haven't you seen it?"

Me: "What's the news?"

Xiao Wai: "The sixty-year-old man was bitten to death by his own dog on the street, and everyone beat him with an iron rod for ten minutes, and the puppy did not let go, and finally after the old man was bitten to death, the dog still lived like a good person." ”

I looked at the vicious dogs that were about to rush to our side, their eyes were red, and their saliva was splashing at us, and they looked like the Chihuahuas next door to our house were seeing sausages.

I swallowed my saliva and hurriedly hid behind the third prince, motioning for him to go and resist.

Who knew that the third prince actually turned around and shrank behind my back.

Me: "What are you afraid of? I can't bite you!"

The third prince shook his head again and again: "I don't want to fight with a dog, it's a shame to say it!"

I said angrily, "That's better than losing your life!"

It was too late, and a few bull terriers were already approaching us.

I felt hopeless, so I had to close my eyes and crouch down to protect the main part.

I just hope that they can pay attention when they take their mouths, and don't bite my face that is not very handsome.

Unbeknownst to me, after a few puppies got close, they did not attack me, but instead skimmed me as if I was air, trotted all the way to the feet of the foreign Taoist, and rubbed left and right around his legs as if they were happy.

Foreign Taoist: "?"

Xiao Ai said violently at this time: "Yes! The dog has the spiritual power of a tengu on his body! That's the king of dogs, these bulldogs can't please him when they see him, how can they bite it!"

Me: "Haha! I didn't expect you to eat a tengu and give you such a good buff for free! In this way, if you eat Obama, will the Americans treat you as president in the future?"

Xiao Ai: "Obama has no spiritual power, and Americans are not stupid dogs, you can dream!"

Me: "......"

We walked through the corridor and walked all the way to the gate of the house, only to see that the gate was open and the hall was brightly lit, and we exchanged glances and crept in.

I saw that in the luxurious and spacious living room, I thought that the lewd man who was only wearing underwear was thrown on the sofa with his hands tied behind his back, covered with long nail prints. Not far away, a coolly dressed young woman was facing away from us, humming a little song happily: "Honey, don't worry, I'll let you have enough in a while!"

Foreign Taoist: "Rich people have a lot of quirks, and there are quite a lot of them!"

The woman heard the sound and turned her head sharply.

We looked at each other and then shouted, "It's you!"