One hundred and twenty-three jokes

Seeing the reaction of the nurses, "Aunt Xu" immediately understood, and explained in a hurry: "No, no, you may have misunderstood. Well, I have a good niece who is also studying at a university. Last week, she came to my house with a melancholy look----- because she was close to me since she was a child, so she would talk to me if she had something to say, so I asked her what was going on, she said that there was a senior who was a few years older than her was pursuing him------ you know it's normal for college students to fall in love now------- I didn't say much, but I just asked her to show me the photo of the man------ he looks really good, 1.8 meters tall, a handsome face, especially sunny ------" The woman surnamed Xu made up a lie that seemed to have no loopholes.

Before Aunt Xu finished speaking, the two "gossipy" little nurses just now hurriedly squeezed forward and said, "Auntie, auntie, hurry, go back and tell your niece, don't be fooled, this man is really not a good thing-------"

"He's a liar------ the woman who went out with him just now was deceived by him, and she is also a female college student, just finished having an abortion------ I don't know how many times I've met him, 3 times or 4 times, yes, there are 4 times, each time it's a different woman, it's a female college student-------" For a while, the two of you said a word, I said a word, and after they came to work in this hospital, they all shook clean when they saw that handsome girl brought different girls to have a baby.

"Talk more, don't talk less, you won't starve to death! But, Auntie, I'm also a mother, and I also have a baby daughter who has just entered elementary school, if ------ in the future, bah, bah------ this kind of man really doesn't know how his parents taught him, and college students------ spoil other people's daughters, they are not afraid of retribution! Go back and persuade your niece, don't be fooled by these ------ sweet words------ tell you the truth, my colleagues in other hospitals have also seen him take other girls to the obstetrics and gynecology department, and they have also had miscarriage------s!"

"Also, my God, why didn't he go out and be hit by a car, choked to death by drinking water, choked to death by eating with rice, died by water while swimming, was crushed to death by a stone when he came home from a building collapse, and was killed by lightning when he went out in the rain------ in short, die early and be reincarnated, let him be a woman in the next life------ be a ------ by different men" One of the particularly sharp-toothed little nurses cursed angrily when she heard that there were other hospitals and his sins.

Another female nurse hurriedly covered her mouth and said, "Don't say it, don't say it, let's be a hospital------ let God clean him up, such a person will be punished." ”

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a week ago.

"Old grandson, stay for a light meal, sister-in-law, then I'll call her later. It's been a long time since we met, and we both blame me, after coming out of school, I ran into the business by myself, and I forgot about your old classmates------ if it weren't for some personal matters when I came to Soochow University this time, I really didn't know that you were originally deployed here!" said a middle-aged man who was sitting opposite, who was also middle-aged, with a smile.

"Lao Gao, I haven't seen you for so many years, your business is getting bigger and bigger, look at your belly, and this villa, it's almost comparable to our Su Garden in Suzhou------"

These two people, one is Gao Yongfu, the other is Sun Qingyan, one is Gao Shuai's father, and the other is Sun Xinru's father------ the two were alumni of the same school. Because of the relationship, when I was in school, I had nothing to say about my good feelings, so I almost wore a pair of pants------ and even joked at the time that -------- set a baby kiss in disguise!

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"Don't worry, I'll leave the matter of Gao's nephew's stay in school------ you don't have to send it, the business is important, we will have more opportunities in the future------ hehehe!" Sun Qingyan stood at the door and shook hands with Gao Yongfu to say goodbye------ because of the sudden phone call, which made Gao Yongfu, who was about to send Sun Qingyan out, stop.

At this moment, the so-called Gao nephew ----- Gao Shuai opened the door and came in!

"Thank you, that trouble old classmate----- look, old Sun, Cao Cao Cao will come to ------ Gao Shuai, come here, say hello to your Uncle Sun, and send ------him off for me by the way" Gao Yongfu shouted when he saw his son Gao Shuai enter the door.

"Well, yes, you're more handsome than you were back then. After being in school for so long, I didn't know that there was such an outstanding student in our university------ good, good!" Sun Qingyan looked satisfied and affirmative.

"Uncle Sun, hello, I have known your name for a long time at school, but I didn't expect to see you, I didn't expect that you and my dad are classmates----- and my dad often mentions you, but I don't know that you are the person my dad said------ Gao Shuai walked to his father and Sun Qingyan in a few steps, and said with a look of reverence.

After sending Sun Qingyan away, Gao Shuai re-entered the room, and at this time, the maid standing at the door said in a low voice: "Young master, the master asked you to go to the study!"

Gao Yongfu stood in front of the window door of the study and answered the phone, watching his son send Sun Qingyan away. They seemed to be talking for a while before the old classmate left. After hearing the familiar footsteps of his son, he turned to the desk and sat down.

"Father, are you looking for me?" Gao Shuai stood respectfully in front of the desk, and it could be seen from the expressions and atmosphere of the two that Gao Shuai was in awe of his father.

At this time, Gao Yongfu completely changed his appearance, with a cold look, and said: "Sun Qingyan, there is no ------ to say anything to you?"

"I just asked about my studies and how I felt in the four years of college, as well as the trivial things related to it, there is nothing special------" Gao Shuai said one by one, he was not surprised by the change in his father's name to his old classmates, and still referred to him by name, because his father has been like this since he was sensible, otherwise his biological mother would not have left him early, and there are completely two people before and after.

When Gao Yongfu heard this, it seems that his old classmate should have forgotten the joke of the past and the present------ doll kiss. But this is the best, how can my Gao Yongfu's son be worthy of him as the daughter of a teacher, and the door is not right at all.

Gao Yongfu took out two things from the desk, a bank card and a photo, put them on the table, and said, "Take it, there are 200,000 yuan in the card, and you will be happy enough for four years after dealing with all the messy women you are playing with now------ four years." The girl in the photo has just been admitted to Su University this year, you go and deal with her------ I don't care about the means, I want the result!"

"Dad, I didn't. Gao Shuai just wanted to refute, but when he saw his father's eyes, he hurriedly stopped the car and said in a different way, "But I'm about to graduate------"

Gao Yongfu stared straight at his son, if he didn't understand him, then no one in the world could understand him, and his mother holding the "chastity archway" was even more impossible, sneering: "You are bleeding my Gao Yongfu's blood, I don't know why ------you don't care much about you for four years? Foreign, whatever you want to find has ------ four years, you didn't disappoint me, you didn't hang yourself on a tree, and you also know the truth that rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest! But the girl in this photo is different, she herself is nothing special, but her father is very special, he is a member of the leadership team of the Suzhou Municipal Party Committee, he has a deep network in the provincial party committee, and more importantly, he can help me, help you------ you understand? As for graduation, the school has a good relationship, and you will be taught by the school----- not to mention that now there is another escort person, hehehe, God is also helping me!"

Gao Shuai's mind is also alive, he is indeed as his father said, he likes to play with women, play with a lot of women, especially play difficult emotional dramas. If it is really as my father said now, then the girl in the photo will be the key to his leap into the dragon------ although it is good, but once you have the right to add money, it will be even more invincible------ female college students can get into their own eyes when they come, and those women in government agencies, state-owned enterprises and other public institutions are more tasteful. As for Uncle Sun, whom he just called, he is only a springboard for himself or his father, but he still has to ask: "What about Uncle Sun?"

"Do you still need me to teach, don't let people look down on your etiquette, you still need acquaintances to take care of you when you stay in school------ of course, as for some of the jokes he told you, you just listen to them as jokes!" Gao Yongfu can only be sorry for this former classmate, who made him still a teacher.

"Other?jokes!" Gao Shuai was puzzled for a moment.