002 I met the gods
Anyway, it's okay to be idle, YY!
Stupid × look at Guo Yi's eyes are a little disgusting! He glanced at Guo Yi between his legs, and swallowed a mouthful of spit, Guo Yi understood, he must have a churning stomach, he is not narcissistic enough to think that a man will be impulsive when he looks at himself!
"Vomit ------"
Guo Yi was also a little disgusting------
Silly × gritted his teeth, the expression was like he was going to let him eat shit, suddenly, he disappeared, and a delicate beauty appeared, her eyes were flowing, looking forward to life, her figure was bumpy, her skin was like snow, her long hair was like clouds, she was glamorous, and what was even worse was that her light shirt was half-undone, half of the jade hill was towering, the ravines were deep, and the two smooth long legs were tightly side-by-side, slightly staggered, adding endless style------
It is Guo Yi's dream lover!
"Vomit ------"
Guo Yi almost threw up, it's not difficult to understand, it's like when you sleep with your long-cherished, beautiful and moving lover, you suddenly find that she is actually a man, Guo Yi is not heavy, I can't stand this!
Guo Yi closed his eyes in pain and said angrily:
"I asked you to make me a beauty, but I didn't make you a beauty------!
The beauty disappears, and the silly × appears.
With his usual disdain, he sneered:
"It doesn't matter, the important thing is that you believe that I am an immortal now!"
Guo Yi believes it, he is not a staunch materialist, especially when he walks the night path alone!
However, Guo Yi has no reverence for this immortal, except that he is dressed like a stupid ×, but also because he looks at his expression! If others look at you like shit, will you still be in awe of him?
"Tell me, what's the matter with me?"
The fairy ×was stunned for a moment, obviously he didn't expect Guo Yi to not bird him after knowing his identity, which made him a little unacceptable, looking at the appearance of this piece of shit, he took a deep breath several times, and it was very difficult to suppress the urge to kill Guo Yi with a palm thunder.
The fairy stupid × exhaled, calmed down for a moment, and said:
"Here's the thing, now your living environment is deteriorating dramatically, your natural environment is being eroded, the climate is changing in unknown directions, and you humans have enough energy in your hands to self-destruct, if you want to, or if you are not careful, or your computer fails, this planet will be destroyed at any time------"
Guo Yi looked at him in some surprise, thinking: I didn't expect this immortal to be an environmental protector. However, what does what he said has to do with me, I don't want me to be some kind of environmental protection supporter or something! No, then again, I am still a big fan of low-carbon life, I don't drive, I don't fly, I don't turn on the air conditioner (mainly because I don't have the opportunity), I don't even need a bicycle or a bus when I go out, on such a hot day, I don't even need a fan (broken)------ oops, I'm distracted!
The fairy looked at Guo Yi with great displeasure ×, saw that he came back to his senses, sighed, and then said:
"This is not serious, after all, now that humanity has recognized its own crisis, it has begun to raise awareness of environmental protection and restrictions on weapons of mass destruction, but now a new problem has arisen------"
Speaking of this, he stopped.
Although Guo Yi was a little curious, he didn't ask, not that what he said was not important, but that it was not something that ordinary people like Guo Yi could bear at all. Guo Yi thought clearly: You say that I am a person who can't even find a job and can only live in a rented house of eight square meters, and you tell me that it is unreliable to subsidize out-of-school children, and as a result, you say environmental degradation and weapons of mass destruction, what should you do as the president of my country M and the secretary general of the United Nations? If you don't say anything, I'm not in a hurry anyway.
Seeing that Guo Yi didn't mean to talk× the fairy was even more displeased, but he still reluctantly continued:
"There are many other spaces parallel to your space, and these spaces are originally non-intertwined, but recently, for some reason, these spaces seem to be connected by some kind of channel, so -------"
"So someone crossed over?"
The fairy was × stunned and said:
"How do you know about such a heavenly opportunity?"
Guo Yi smiled disdainfully and said:
"I don't know, everyone who reads the online article knows!"
When he had finally figured out what was going on, he let out a sigh and said:
"I see, I thought it was a leak of the heavens, but it was the imagination of some literati, you said that these guys are obviously frogs on the top of the well who have never seen the world, but they can think like this, what was Zhuang Zhou, a guy named Zhuang Zhou said that he saw a fish thousands of miles big, a bird with wings of the clouds, and we thought ------Oh, don't talk about this, these traversers all have extraordinary encounters, and even more, what kind of fighting spirit, ability, Super technology and other skills are enough to destroy the world, for the safety of this world, we need you!"
Damn, the twist in the last sentence is a bit outrageous.
Guo Yi glared at the immortal and said:
"You don't mean you want me to kill these traversers, do you?"
"Do you think you can kill them?"
Guo Yi shook his head: People are destroying the world, what should I do to fight with others?
"That's it, so, we don't plan to let you use violence to confront him, after all, as long as there is violence, there will be destruction, what you have to do is actually simple, just repair what they have destroyed!"