And just like that, the tengu disappeared.

It has been a dog demon all its life and has eaten raw meat countless times, but it never imagined that it would eventually be eaten by others in such a way.

After the battle, the foreign priest dragged his tired body to us, leaked a knowing smile, and in an instant, his body returned to the normal state of 1.8 meters, and then fainted.

In desperation, I had no choice but to carry the naked man on my back, and the group hurried back to the residence.

On the second day, the foreign Taoist priest woke up slowly, and asked in a hoarse voice, "Yesterday, what happened?"

I was surprised, "Have you forgotten what happened?"

The foreign Taoist priest burped and said, "I only remember that when Xiao Ai sent me the spirit coin yesterday, I couldn't suppress that spiritual power, so I fainted halfway. ”

Xiao Ai: "Yesterday, you ate the tengu. ”

Foreign Taoist: "Eat?"

I nodded, remembered yesterday's scene, resisted the urge to vomit and replied, "Yes, there is no hair left." ”

Foreign Taoist: "So, I won the battle? and then really stewed him into a hot pot?"

Xiao Ai: "Winning is winning, it's just hot pot......"

"Isn't it stewed and eaten? Is it fried or fried?" The foreign Taoist priest looked sorry and lamented at us: "What a terrible thing! Such a good dog meat, of course, has to be stewed and eaten to taste, and you actually fried it!"

I hurriedly waved my hand: "Don't don't, I didn't move a bite, you ate it all by yourself." ”

The foreign Taoist priest touched his bulging belly and suddenly realized: "No wonder I feel so strong when I wake up in the morning." ”

The thirteenth princess on the side asked with a worried face, "Don't you really know what happened yesterday?"

The foreign Taoist priest shook his head: "I really can't remember." ”

The third prince patted his chest happily and muttered in a low voice: "It's good if you don't know, it's good if you don't know." ”

The foreign Taoist priest asked with a puzzled face, "What do you mean?"

Third Prince: "Er, I mean...... You still don't know that it's better to eat tengu raw, otherwise, I'm afraid you won't be able to stand it. ”

Xiao Ai said speechlessly: "When you say this, he doesn't know and knows." ”

Third Prince: "I ......"

The foreign priest jumped up from the bed in surprise and said incredulously, "What? I ate the tengu raw?"

Xiao Ai: "Yes, there is not even hair left to eat." ”

The foreign Taoist priest shook his head like a wave drum: "Impossible, impossible." After that, I sat on the bed and tried to remember.

We reluctantly spread our hands and stopped paying attention to him.

Five minutes later, the foreign priest shouted, "I remember!"

Me: "Remember?"

"That's right, when I received spiritual power yesterday, I was almost about to go mad, but a wave of energy suddenly burst out of my body, dissolving these spiritual powers one by one, guiding them into my three meridians and six veins, and then I felt a burst of unblocking in my body. Subsequently......"

Speaking of this, the foreign Taoist frowned tightly. Then he covered his mouth and rushed to the toilet in one go, and vomited.

Half an hour later, the foreign priest turned pale and moved out against the wall.

I asked with a playful look on my face, "What's the matter?"

Foreign Taoist: "Damn, don't mention it, I'll have to be a vegetarian in the future." ”

The thirteenth princess smiled: "It's okay, vegetarian food is good for the body." ”

The old pervert interjected with a lewd smile: "Is Yuanyuan a meat dish or a vegetarian dish?"

The foreign Taoist priest casually threw out a thunder talisman and roared: "Get out!"

......

In the afternoon, the thirteenth princess and Xiao Ai took the old pervert to step on the spot, ready to choose an excellent place for confession.

Me: "It's so troublesome to confess, isn't it okay to have a whole diamond ring?"

Thirteenth Princess: "You don't understand a woman's mind. ”

Foreign Taoist: "The old woman whose teeth are about to fall out is also a woman?"

Xiao Wai: "A woman's desire to pursue romance is innate, and has nothing to do with age. It's as if you men in your seventies and eighties will whistle at the coolly dressed young women on the street. ”

Me: "Okay, then you guys, people like me who don't have romantic cells don't follow me." ”

Foreign Taoist: "I'm still sick to my stomach, and I'm not going." With that, he covered his mouth and rushed to the toilet.

Third Prince: "Then I'll ...... too"

I poked his waist and whispered in his ear: "If you don't follow the step, how do you know how to propose to the thirteenth princess in the future?"

The third prince scolded me in a righteous manner: "We are a pure strategic partnership!" After that, he hurriedly put on his coat and said courteously to the thirteenth princess: "Japan is not safe, so I should accompany you." ”

In this way, they chattered out of the door, leaving only me and the foreign Taoist priest to stay in the place.

I turned on the TV, pressed the remote control idly, and searched through each station, all of which were in Japanese, and I couldn't understand a word.

"Didn't you say that there are adult TV stations in foreign countries? Why can't I find them?" I asked, quizzling, as I lit a cigarette.

The foreign Taoist priest pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Have you ever seen an adult show in broad daylight?"

Me: "......"

Well, my little abacus was in vain. I knew I would have gone out with them, and maybe I could meet a certain actress on the street, have a conversation, take a photo or something.

Out of boredom, I had to lower my head, stretch out my left and right hands, and play rock-paper-scissors with each other.

At this moment, the phone rang suddenly.

"The old wolf wants to eat chickens, and the old wolf wants to eat chickens*. ”

I picked up the phone, and Qian Lanlan's crisp voice came from the other end.

"Brother Meng, where are you?"

Me: "I'm at the hotel, what's wrong?"

Qian Lanlan: "Is there anything wrong now?"

Me: "No, I'm dying of boredom." ”

Qian Lanlan: "That's right, I'm in the finals, come and watch my talent show." ”

I drooled and asked excitedly, "Is it the kind of person who wears a bikini and performs a horse on stage?"

Qian Lanlan's silver bell-like laughter came from the phone: "Big pervert, what do you want!"

Please, isn't this all the case in beauty pageants? A bunch of good-looking and well-dressed girls stood on the stage and scratched their heads at the old-fashioned judges below. In the middle of the night, I sneaked into the quilt of a judge or a sponsor, and the two of them had an in-depth discussion of the 18 manifestations of inner beauty. The next day, you can take the gold crown and thank God and thank your parents for giving you a good skin.

Qian Lanlan saw that I didn't react for a long time, and asked, "Brother Meng, are you coming?" ”

I replied with interest: "There is no bikini, what is there to see." ”

"But, in the finals, they want you to be there. Qian Lanlan was coquettish to me, and with that sweet voice, the bones in my whole body were about to melt.

I hesitated, "But ......"

Qian Lanlan: "Big deal, I'll wear a bikini for you later!"

I replied with a straight face: "Underage child, what nonsense! I'm your uncle!"

Qian Lanlan smiled flamboyantly: "Yes, uncle, are you here or not." ”

I said helplessly, "Okay, okay, where are you?" ”

Qian Lanlan kissed me on the phone, and said happily: "I'll send you the address, you have to come over quickly!"

After hanging up the phone, I hummed a little song and stood in front of the mirror with joy, brushing my hair.

"Dog, let's go, take you to the Qianlanlan arena to see the beauties. ”

The foreign Taoist priest scoffed: "What's so good-looking, it's far worse than our family Yuanyuan." ”

I rolled my eyes and said, "I finally know why your master is called a dog now?"

Foreign Taoist: "Why?"

"Because you're blind!" I rolled on the ground with a smile on my stomach, while the foreign priest angrily picked up the peachwood sword beside him and rushed towards me.

I feigned horror and shouted, "Don't, don't eat me!"

After hearing this, the foreign Taoist priest seemed to remember yesterday's episode again, covered his mouth, rushed to the toilet again, and gushed.

Thirty minutes later, I felt the arena with the priest.

Led by Four-Eyed Cousin, we made our way through the crowd to the backstage lounge.

pushed the door, but saw Qian Lanlan standing there with red eyes and an anxious face.

Seeing me coming, Qian Lanlan shouted aggrievedly: "Brother Meng!" and flew into my arms, leaning on my shoulder and crying.