Chapter 53: What Chickens Do You Steal?

At eight o'clock in the morning the next day, when Ye Han came back from running outside, Director Zhang's phone came in, saying that 'Nuonuo Snack Shop' was really smashed last night.

Ye Han indifferently asked Director Zhang to keep the evidence, then hung up the phone and returned to Senhai Mansion to find that Yan Xi and Nuo Nuo, two little lazy pigs, were still sleeping in the room.

Last night, perhaps the most soundly slept in Nuo Nuo's life, the whole time he was nested in Yan Xi's warm arms, like a docile kitten.

Ye Han knocked on the door and said, "Two little lazy pigs, get up, there is a small matter to deal with this morning." ”

However, it may be because Ye Han's voice was not loud enough, and there was still no reaction in the room.

Ye Han couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, then knocked on the door again, raised his voice a little, and said, "Yan Xi, Nuo Nuo, it's time to get up." ”

However, there was still no response.

Ye Han couldn't help but squint his eyes, guessing that Yan Xi and Nuo Nuo must have come up with some tricks again, since this was the case, he simply accompanied them to play a scene.

So, Ye Han left the door of the room softly, then came to the balcony, jumped easily, and directly grabbed the windowsill of Yan Xi's boudoir, and then showed his head a little, and found that Yan Xi and Nuo Nuo were holding a quilt, hiding at the door and listening to the movement outside the door.

"Yan Xi's mother, why did Dad suddenly lose his voice?" Nuo Nuo said to Yan Xi on the side in a voice so small that she couldn't even hear herself.

Yan Xi replied in the same way: "Are you sure you want to play tricks on your father? Your father is very powerful, if we are not careful, we will not be able to steal chickens and rice." ”

"What kind of chicken are you stealing?" However, just as Yan Xi finished saying this, Ye Han's voice suddenly appeared behind the two of them.

This frightened Yan Xi and Nuo Nuo, how could Ye Han, who had thought that he had been outside the door all along, suddenly appear in the room, and he was still behind him!

"Ahh

"Ye Han, why did you appear in the room?" Yan Xi shouted excitedly.

Nuno was even more exaggerated, covering his little head with the quilt and shouting: "Ah! Daddy is a ghost! Daddy floated in from outside the door!"

Ye Han picked up Nuo Nuo, then patted Nuo Nuo's buttocks, and said, "Dare to say that Dad is a ghost, is Nuo Nuo's ass itchy?"

"This bad idea is not what Nuo Nuo thought! It was Yan Xi's mother who thought of it!" Unexpectedly, Nuo Nuo instantly threw this pot to Yan Xi, which made Yan Xi's face blush, and then glared at Nuo Nuo coquettishly, and said, "I...... How could I possibly come up with such a bad idea......"

......Unexpectedly, before Yan Xi finished speaking, Ye Han's big hand was also on Yan Xi's sexy buttocks, and he snapped it.

This made Yan Xi's face redder in an instant, but when he reacted, Ye Han had already hugged Nuo Nuo and walked downstairs.

Yan Xi looked at Ye Han, who was light and breezy, and couldn't help biting his lip, since he was a child, it was the first time that Yan Xi had been touched by a man in such a private place.

When he arrived downstairs, Ye Han had already made breakfast, Yan Xi looked at Ye Han gently, and asked, "Just now you said that you had a small matter to deal with in the morning, what is it?"

"Oh, the store was smashed. Ye Han held the egg fried rice and said very casually.

And these words made the corners of Nuo Nuo and Yan Xi's mouths twitch instantly......

The store was smashed, and it was so indifferent......

Yan Xi was not too nervous at the moment because he knew the inside story, but Nuo Nuo was different, staring at Ye Han with a worried face, and said, "Dad, has Nuo Nuo's store been smashed?"

"Your dad is waiting for them to smash it, but it's not the right time, right? Today is Monday, and it's the day when I agreed with Director Wan of the Food Safety Bureau to do a live food appraisal on the whole network! Now that the store is smashed, what should I do?" Although it was expected that the store would be smashed, it was smashed at this time, which still made Yan Xi a little worried.

What's more, Yan Xi said this on his Weibo, that is to say, the people who know that today's Nuonuo snack shop will broadcast food safety appraisal live on the whole network, at least more than 2 million people.

This does not include the retweets of Tang Yingxue and some Weibo big Vs.

It's just that Ye Han's face didn't have any worried look, and after eating the egg fried rice, he said indifferently: "I just want to say that this behavior is ...... What a fool. ”

"Huh?" Yan Xi didn't understand what Ye Han meant, and immediately stared at Ye Han curiously.

Ye Han simply analyzed: "They chose to smash my store last night, which means that they should also know that people from the Food Safety Bureau are coming today, so they want me to make a fool of myself at this juncture." But they definitely don't know that today's food safety inspection is broadcast live on the whole network, which shows that they are all a group of people who are out of the times, if they know this, they will not dare to do it even if they eat the bear's heart and leopard gall. ”

It's just that when Ye Han finished saying this, Yan Xi, the girl, couldn't react for a while, and asked, "Why...... Why? If they knew that you would broadcast live on the whole network today, wouldn't they be even more relieved that you would make a fool of yourself in front of the people of the whole country?"

"Silly girl......" Ye Han couldn't help but reach out and knock Yan Xi's head, and replied: "Smashing the store is a criminal offense, if it is known by millions of people, then this matter will definitely cause a sensation, which is a huge pressure on the police, and they will definitely solve this case as soon as possible, and give a reasonable explanation to the whole network." In this case, I don't need to set up surveillance at all, just turning off the original surveillance of the food city is enough for the police to solve the case. ”

"yes, hee-hee, I'm a little simple-minded at this point. That Ye Han, since the store was smashed, what are you going to do with it?" Yan Xi blinked his eyes, unable to guess Ye Han's inner thoughts.

"After eating, go pay the rent. Ye Han smiled mysteriously, and then swallowed the remaining egg fried rice in the bowl.

"Huh, pay the rent?" Yan Xi looked dumbfounded......

At the same time, in the food city, Boss Yang sat in his shop, his face pale.

Sitting next to Boss Yang was his wife, her face was also bloodless, and she said to Boss Yang tremblingly: "Old Yang, what do you say about this! I really don't know, that small shop that is only forty square meters, appraising a delicacy, even has to broadcast live on the whole network! If it weren't for listening to the big brother who sells pork when I went to buy vegetables this morning, I wouldn't know it until now!"

"Fuck, you stinky bitch! You usually know how to play games with your mobile phone! Such a hot piece of news, you don't even know when you play with your mobile phone every day! Lao Tzu is really fucking going to break this time!" Boss Yang is angry, as Ye Han said, if he knew that this food safety appraisal was broadcast live on the whole network, even if he left the next day, he wouldn't dare to smash Ye Han's shop!

Otherwise, if it is a small matter to go to prison and be known to millions of people as a criminal, how will you live in the future?

"Old Yang, did you wear a mask yesterday?" Boss Yang's wife was also trembling with fright.

"Wear your mother's wall! Do you think you're making a movie! We thought to ourselves, we have turned off all the cameras in the food city, who would know that we smashed it! Now the only hope is here, fortunately, he spent 50,000 yuan to buy the old money of the food city, and brought back all the tools that were smashed yesterday, there should be no fingerprints on the scene, otherwise this matter is even more troublesome! I hope the police can't find out anything, and I know, like them, once they are found out, they will definitely confess me!" Boss Yang thought of several other people, all of whom were businessmen who bullied the soft and feared the hard, and were timid and afraid of things.

"Old Yang, why don't we run away quickly!" Boss Yang's wife is already going completely crazy.

Boss Yang was even more angry and slapped his wife in the face, and scolded again: "Escape! Where to escape?! Millions or even thousands of people across the country will know that your husband is a criminal by then! Will I flee abroad, or will I flee to Mars?"

"That'...... Then let's get a divorce quickly......"